What kind of weird people have you met in your life?

I have a junior high school classmate who is a weirdo and will try everything, no matter good or bad.

He once swatted a big caterpillar to death with his bare hands, and then chased and beat other classmates with all his teeth and claws.

He once put egg white on his face in biology class and said it was for beauty, and then he screamed in pain when he was stabbed in the face.

When he was in college, he returned to school after the summer vacation one year. He got off the train at around 9 pm and had 3 yuan left on him. Normal people would choose to take the bus back to school. He actually bought 6 skewers of barbecue (yes, barbecue was very cheap at that time), and while eating, he dragged his suitcase and walked back to school. It was after one o'clock in the morning when he arrived at the dormitory.

He majored in mathematics at university and is now an independent musician.

In our lives, we will meet many people, and sometimes it is inevitable that we will meet a few interesting, funny and weird people!

I once had a colleague who delivered another package. Then I stood next to him and watched him take it apart. I asked what it was, and he said it was a spider. I didn’t believe it at first, so I took it over and looked at it. I was shocked immediately. It was alive. Oh my god, it moved very fast in the box. It really scared me to jump. Several female colleagues around me were also scared. .

Then we asked him why he wanted to buy a spider, and he said it was to get rid of cockroaches. I suddenly felt speechless. He keeps spiders at home to drive away cockroaches. According to him, this kind of spider does not bite people, is afraid of people, and can also drive away cockroaches.

Then I asked him, if you put this spider at home, what should you do if your daughter accidentally catches it or puts it in her mouth (his daughter is only over one year old) or goes to bed in the middle of the night? What should I do if a spider crawls on the bed when I'm sleeping, or if a spider falls into my mouth and is eaten while I'm sleeping and snoring?

Anyway, he was incomprehensible. A few people were talking around him, but he was speechless to us. We also thought he was a weirdo, even buying spiders to drive away cockroaches at home.

Thanks to the questioner for asking the question. I originally wanted to be a PS master, but because of my penchant for pranks, I was respectfully called a "sand sculpture" by netizens. Because my daily job is to meet all kinds of weird people (friends with clear ideas and humor), I am here to answer this question. Everyone, the bench is ready. There are drinks of your choice below. They are all iced! The first one: Help me get a cassock. The little master thought: This big brother with weird demands must have seen through the world of mortals. The considerate little master naturally wanted to help me with this, so...

You How about taking a look? Even the Bodhisattvas are moved by your sincerity.

Second person: Please help me become a woman, please do whatever you want! Look how awesome you are! Young Master: Young man, I see you have a fine frame. If you modify it a little, you will become a leader in the world of women's clothing. Let's wait and see. Uh... I wanted to decorate it carefully, but the little boss just pointed out that he is a straight man, and he really can't do eye shadow and blush, so you can just take a look!

Third place: Can anyone help me change the background? It seems more real and exciting. Xiao Dangjia: This netizen is actually not a weird one, and Xiao Dangjia also has deep feelings for friends who are military fans (former military self-media), but Xiao Dangjia is as deep as the sea, and his integrity is a passerby from now on. Since you If it's not weird, then the little master is going to do something weird.

Sorry, boy, I want to eat chicken!

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As the title says, the weirdest person you have ever met?

In our life encounters, we will encounter many interesting and incredible things. It often makes us laugh or laugh.

The following is the weirdest thing I have ever seen:

About 2006, when I was a freshman in high school, everyone was a dormitory student and had one day off every week. I went to my parents to get living expenses, which was 50 yuan a week. At that time, everyone's family was not wealthy. Just save some money every week, go out less for fun, eat and have extra allowance, and that's it.

There is a classmate who lives in the bunk above me. Everyone calls him Brother Han. He is honest, good at studies, has thick eyes, and his family conditions are not very good. He is reading and studying in the classroom. When he returns to the dormitory, everyone is playing and he is still studying.

Once everyone joked: Silly brother, you are so serious and hardworking in the first year of high school. By the time you reach the sprint period of the third year of high school, you will not be able to hang your head.

After hearing this, Brother Han stuck his head out from the thick pile of books, his face expressionless and confused. He obviously didn't hear what everyone was saying. Then there was another burst of laughter.

At that time, there were no boiling water rooms in the school dormitories, so all the drinking water was bought from the store. The dormitory conditions are poor. There were frequent water outages, so everyone prepared a small bucket, filled it with water, and placed it under the bed in case of emergencies.

After lunch one day, I went back to the dormitory to rest. As soon as I opened the door, I saw Brother Han squatting in front of the bed. The bucket under the bed had been pulled out. He was burying his head in the bucket, his thin body curled up into a ball, holding the edge of the bucket with both hands, looking very funny.

Suddenly, there was a gurgling sound, like a cow drinking water. I thought he was joking and washing his face.

A few minutes later, he stood up, wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeves, and sat on the bed, looking like he was enjoying the aftertaste, with a trace of blood on the corners of his mouth. I was left with questions written all over my face.

At this time, the students also went back to their dormitories.

I looked at Brother Han with a questioning look on his face and couldn’t help but ask: Brother Han, what were you doing just now, playing with water until your mouth bleeds? After finishing speaking, everyone burst into laughter.

Brother Han timidly said to me: The water supply in the dormitory has been cut off for two days. I haven’t drank water for two days. I really can’t bear it. I just drank the water in your bucket. When the water comes, I will I'll get you another bucket.

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone’s laughter in the dormitory stopped suddenly...

Later, everyone learned about the situation:

He was from a poor family. In order to save money on buying water, I always drink raw water. That time, the water supply in the dormitory was cut off for two days and there was no water to drink. He was severely dehydrated and his lips were split into bloody gashes.

This is a strange thing on the surface, but there is a painful story hidden inside, just like the split at the corner of Brother Han's mouth.

Strange things happen every day, but people who can see the reasons behind them rarely appear. If you have any weird experiences or things, you might as well comment below and leave your story!

Director Ma loves to smell alcohol cotton balls. He also puts an alcohol cotton ball in one nostril when sleeping. Do you think this is weird?

Director Ma loves to drink, and his favorite drink is Wuliangye. , he said that Wuliangye wine tastes pure.

Although the cupboards at home were full of Wuliangye and the storage room was full of boxes of Wuliangye, he had no time to drink it. Every night, all the subordinate units rushed to line up to treat guests, all ordering Wuliangye, which Director Ma couldn't finish.

This all happened a few years ago. Now Director Ma’s Wuliangye is empty. No one invites him to drink at night. He is locked up in a small cell. , like a pig in captivity.

In the dead of night, Director Ma was lying on the hard bed, staring at the ceiling, often recalling the past years.

Director Lai Ma is also a person who has experienced hardships and hardships. At the age of seventeen, he went to the countryside to join the team as an educated youth. He worked in farming and weeding, chopping sorghum and pulling wheat, digging ditches and digging rivers. After resuming the examination, he entered a business school. After graduation, he joined a large company and became a section chief, manager, deputy director, and director. Climbing up one step at a time, it took a lot of effort.

Director Ma learned how to drink when he went to the countryside. At that time, when he was tired from working, a few educated youths would drink some wine at night. It was potato wine with a bit bitter taste. What he wanted was that dizzy feeling. The feeling, forget about fatigue.

As Guan'er became bigger and bigger, the quality of the wine became higher and higher, and later he had to drink Wuliangye. Director Ma likes to go to the grassroots inspection work, drink at noon and drink at night. He said: My pee is worth more than Erguotou.

During the holidays, people give gifts, including bank cards, but Director Cashma refuses to accept them. He says this is corruption and cannot ruin his future. I just have a soft spot for Wuliangye, and I think that tobacco and alcohol belong to eating and drinking, so I can't make a big mistake. So his home became a Wuliangye warehouse.

Director Ma’s accident was also caused by alcohol. There was a bridge construction project in the Road and Bridge Management Office of the Municipal Administration. Before the bidding, a bidding company went to Director Ma’s house and sent two boxes of Wuliangye to ask for Director Ma’s attention. . So Director Ma took care of it without having a deep understanding of the company's qualifications.

Half a year later, something went wrong. There were not enough cement grades, and large and small pits appeared on the bridge piers and decks. The bridge is a typical shoddy project. The tens of millions of dollars worth of the project turned it into a dangerous bridge. Director Ma was punished for dereliction of duty and accepting bribes.

He was sentenced to five years in prison, fired from public office, and all the Wuliangye in his home was confiscated.

After serving his sentence in prison, Director Ma was convinced. After all, he deserved his crime and regretted it deeply. My salary is enough to drink, so why am I stupid?

He confessed his crime and tried to reform, but this addiction to alcohol cannot be eliminated at once. Thinking of the smell of wine makes you scratch your head and liver.

Once Director Ma accidentally broke a piece of skin on his hand while working. The disinfectant alcohol cotton ball used by the prison doctor to disinfect and apply medicine on him made Director Ma smell so comfortable that he couldn't help but touch the cotton ball. Take a few deep breaths of air. At the end of the day, Director Ma tentatively said, "Doctor, can you leave me some cotton balls so that I can wipe them myself?" The doctor knew that he had been a high-ranking cadre before and was quite conscious about reforming, so he left a small plastic bag of cotton balls for him.

Director Ma regarded the cotton ball as a treasure and sealed the plastic bag tightly, fearing that the alcohol would evaporate quickly. After dinner in the evening, I took out a cotton ball and held it under my nose and smelled it again and again. I looked like I was enjoying it. It was more comfortable than drinking Wuliangye. When sleeping, put a dry cotton ball in one nostril, and you can sleep until dawn.

After a while, Director Ma either had bruises on his hands or legs, or his nose would bleed. So there was always a smell of alcohol in his cell.

Alcohol cotton balls have accompanied Director Ma for five years. Now Director Ma has returned home, without a job or a pension.

My wife said: I told you not to accept gifts at that time, but you insisted on accepting some wine. You have drank a few bottles of the wine you accepted. It hurts you and now you have nothing. Is it worth it? From now on, you will just be a jobless old man. I can’t take care of you at Wuliangye, but Erguotou can.

This sister-in-law is really nice.

Now Director Ma buys groceries and walks around every day, plays chess with the old men at the door, and has a plate of peanuts and two or two pot heads in the evening. He lives a very comfortable life.

I still put an alcohol cotton ball in one nostril when I sleep. I can't sleep without stuffing it. It's a weird habit.

Director Ma said: In fact, peanuts and Erguotou are very good, and the people can live a comfortable life.

Thank you platform

When I went to the Buddhist temple to donate money, there was an old man in line in front of me. The man who collected money and issued invoices had a very good attitude, but when I saw that the old man just Donating 100, I held 500 in my hand, and started to have a bad attitude towards the old man, because she thought the old man donated too little. Later, the old man had poor eyesight, so when he wrote the bill, he wrote his name and so on. Everyone was slow, and the person became very impatient, because she was afraid that the old man wasted his time, so I would not donate, and she was afraid that I would wait too long and stop donating. Then she started to insult the old man, saying, you are a You damn old man, do you want to donate or not? If you don’t donate, get out of here right away. It’s just 100 yuan. I’ve been grinding for a long time. Didn’t you see that there’s a big brother behind me (he’s deliberately trying to please me) who wants to donate money? Look at what other people are donating. How much, how much do you donate, are you embarrassed? I originally wanted to argue with that person, but after thinking about it, this is a Buddhist temple, so I endured it. The old man finally finished it, and it was my turn. The bitch started to fawn over, "Brother, your car." Why are you so handsome? Brother, your family must be very rich. Brother, do you usually bathe in milk? Why are your skin so fair? You are so handsome. You must have many wives. Hahaha, I don’t want to talk to you. If you are a kind person, just say, can you please open an order for me? ! ! She still refused to open it, and also said, are you sure you want to donate 500? Otherwise, add another 500 to make up 1,000. One thousand is an integer, just for good luck. Besides, you are not short of that 500, right? Your luxury car costs more than 500. I was completely angry now, so I turned around. I wanted to leave and didn't want to talk nonsense with this kind of person. Then, she ran up to me, stopped in front of me, snatched away the 500, and then immediately gave me the bill, muttering in her mouth, "There is no one thousand." , five hundred is fine, it’s better than nothing! I said, why are you so shameless? She said, why am I so shameless? I said, why did you steal my money? She said, I saw that you were tired with the 500 yuan in your hand, and I was afraid that the money would stain your hands, so I kindly took it for you. How can you say that to me? Steal it? I said, can I stop donating? She said, the order has been placed and there is no way to return it, so I said, I obviously didn’t let you place the order, so she said, if you didn’t tell me if you didn’t want the order, I said, you took the money, so I’ll do it right away. It's open, how can I have a chance to say it? She said, it’s your business to tell you whether you have a mouth or not. I can’t do anything to you if you don’t tell me. So I said, take the list and return the money to me. I won’t donate any more. She Just say, if you don’t want to donate, what are you doing here? I’m here to donate money, not to make trouble for you. I want you to come and leave when you want. Don’t dirty my land, okay? She didn't want to argue with this kind of person anymore, so she left. After I left, she was still talking to herself, "It's just 500 yuan, why are you so angry? You're a fussy, money-hungry person like you." People are not willing to contribute even 500 to Buddha. How can Buddha bless a person like you? Just wait for God to deal with you.

The real experience of netizens.

Our neighbors here are so awesome! I got a dog, a little male dog, and then I brought back a little female dog from a far away place! The owner of the little bitch came to see her, she was a girl, and she took her back. A few days later, she came running after him, and she took her back again, several times! No need to go back at all! The owner moved in with the dog! One pair sleeps on the bed and one pair sleeps on the floor! 6 or not 6? When someone asked her how they met, she said there was a matchmaker! One is called Jinzi and the other is called Waiwai! Two dogs! Is it a special fate? Are you single? What are you waiting for? Get a dog quickly!

When we were in college, we had a weird roommate in the dormitory. He did a weird thing, and through this thing, we discovered more weird people:

She used a new QQ No. 1, changed the avatar to a beautiful girl searched online, signed words such as "empty" and "lonely", and the content of the space was full of revealing and seductive pictures. Then click "Nearby People" to share the address with others and wait for others to take the bait.

Sure enough, within a week, dozens of people joined him. Among them are "big bosses", "wage earners", "students", and even a self-proclaimed "professor who came here for exchanges in 985".

She doesn’t refuse anyone who comes, she adds her as soon as she applies, and she responds as soon as she adds. It's only when we chat that we show our greatness. He is well versed in the psychology of netizens and can drug them. For migrant workers, they are known as "missing girls" and have suicidal tendencies; for big bosses, they pretend to be flamboyant social butterflies; for "professors", they pretend to be ignorant college girls.

Mainly talking to himself, only posting photos, never voice or video, nor accepting any gifts.

Miraculously, she has never been exposed. The big boss strongly demands to pay for her support, the migrant workers want to spend all their savings to redeem her, and the "professor" can't wait to use his knowledge to cheat her. Then he blocked all their accounts and posted screenshots of the conversations to the real QQ space, so that everyone could see the faces of these "sincere" netizens.

It is updated every week, rain or shine, and many students in school come to ask for her QQ number. Her space is simply a legal education area where you can see all kinds of sweet talk and how to deceive girls.

I’m panicking about my roommate’s search history on Baidu!