What are the genius jokes about selling houses?

1, once you buy a house, you will get five years' rent and enjoy the life of a "chartered woman". Why not?

You don't have to worry about the decoration when you buy a house. You can rent a property by changing hands, and you will get income every year. Although it is not a shop, the return is more abundant.

3, buy a house without decoration, rent a house without worry, and have a return on property rights. It is better to save money than to save money.

4, buy a house for rent, not to lose in the future. Free decoration, return to get rich. Once every five years, follow-up is optional. Wealth charm, honesty deduction.

5, you don't have to install the house, I'll help, and I can enjoy the rent.

6. The bank's interest rate is low and the risk of stock trading is high. Don't worry, it can be used as a shop house, so you can enjoy the commission.

7. What is sold here is not a house, but welfare; What you bought was not a house, but a profit.

8. Saving money to buy a house and letting money appreciate is exactly what the rich are doing.

9, deposit, stock trading, unwilling and afraid, buying a house as a shop, real benefits.