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The script of cross talk between A, B and C

A, B, and C stand at the front desk holding microphones

A: (wave loudly) Dear friends, how are you?

A: (whisper) Mumbling) No reaction. (Loudly) Let’s do it again, dear friends, how are you? Give me some applause, thank you!

B: Hey, hey, you think they are applauding you, they are looking at me. I’m handsome, so applaud me

C: What, people think I’m handsome, so applaud me

A: Hey! Don’t argue, there’s no such thing What's going on with you two?

B and C: Who are you?

A: Lao Ba, I am your eighth sister

C: Eighth sister ?I am still the ninth sister

A: You are not the ninth sister, you are the younger sister

C: How do you say it?

A: Look, in Dream of Red Mansions There are many women, so twelve beauties are called the Twelve Beauties of Jinling; there are all women in our library, and there are twelve beauties, so they are called the Twelve Beauties of the Library. I am the eighth oldest, and you are the youngest. Isn’t that right? That’s right

B: That’s right. I’m also one of the Twelve Girls in Books

C: That’s right. I’m also one of them

A: That’s right. Well!

B: That’s not right. Twelve minus three equals nine, and there are nine left.

A: I see you’re pretty good at math.

B: Then Yes

A: Then let’s talk about the Twelve Hairpins in this book to everyone here one by one?

B: How do you explain it?

A : Let's do this. Each of the Twelve Beauties of Jinling has a poem. I will be responsible for introducing them one by one, and you two will be responsible for composing the poem. How about it?

B: That can't be done

A: It doesn’t matter. Conditions can be relaxed. Singing, dancing, free verse or a sentence will do. We are not responsible for whether it is related or not. How about it?

B: (Turns to C) What do you think?

C: You can give it a try

A: Come on, let’s start

B: Wait, where do we start?

A: If there are nine children in a family, When you wake up, you have to shout: Big hair, two hairs, three hairs, four hairs, five hairs, six hairs, seven hairs, eight hairs. Stop getting up! You have to start with big hair. We are the same, let’s go in the order of big hairpin, second hairpin, third hairpin, four hairpin, fifth hairpin, six hairpin, seven hairpin, eight hairpin, nine hairpin, ten hairpin, eleven hairpin, twelve hairpins, okay?

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A: Then let’s get started. Dachai Ahui is a book reader and teaching material manager. Most importantly, she has been our middle-aged and elderly disco instructor for many years. She does a good job and dances well. Please take a look——

Yi Bing: (Singing and dancing) Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore, loving and affectionate, swinging on the rope, swinging... swinging...

A: Erchai Asuo, in charge of the teaching and staff reading room, working carefully and carefully , work is very particular, and there are poems to prove it:

B and C: (poetry recital) Put on a white coat

Some people say

I am Angel in White

Some people also say

I draw blood

Actually

I do hygiene

A: Sanchai Ahong is in charge of the student reading room. Over the years, she has become ill from ordering newspapers. It hurts. But she still smiled strongly in the face of pain, and she was still so beautiful, as evidenced by the song——

B and C: (singing) Lift your hijab, let me see your face, your Her eyebrows are thin and long, like the crescent moon in the sky

A: Sichai Aqin, in charge of Social Sciences Library 1. What we see from her is great maternal love, she treats every reader They all treat themselves like their own relatives, and they especially like to clean the house. There is a song to prove it——

Yi Bing: (singing, making up a flower basket tune) Wipe the table, do it again and again without getting bored.

The table was so brightly polished, and the radiator was shining...

A: Wuchai Aqing, in charge of teaching materials, borrowing and returning books, and also moving tables, chairs, and flower pots, so to speak Well, she is the housekeeper of the library, taking care of everything. She is really the leader inside and outside. Children of poor people have long been in charge, as evidenced by her cell phone ringtone——

B C: (loudly) Shouting) Those who have rags for sale--and those who have tattered shoes and socks for sale----

A: Whoever has rags should ask Ah Qing to deal with them. Whose turn is it? Oh, Liu Chai. Liuchai Axia is in charge of the natural science library. She remembers that during the preparation period of the library, she, Ah Chao, and Ah Xin were the three "permanent workers" in the library, who worked hard to make a living for the rich landowner of the college. Look, she is quite happy doing it——

B and C: (Singing, unity is strength) Labor is happiness, labor is happiness, this happiness has you, this happiness has me, it is higher than the sky , longer than the earth -----

A: Qichai was born beautiful and handsome. A pair of red-phoenix triangular eyes and two curved willow-leaf eyebrows. In strategizing, the decisive victory is beyond two floors, that is from the second floor to the first floor, and from the second floor to the fourth floor. Who is she? She is the library director Ah Chang! I remember that during the preparation of the library, I watched her face change from big to small, from small to thin, from thin to yellow, and then yellow again. She is cruel to herself, and she is also cruel to her subordinates. It is said that she is the 18th generation descendant of Zhou Papi, as evidenced by a sentence she often said——

Yi Bing: (with a stern tone) Why don’t you hurry up and work for me? Go!

A: Listen to how awesome this old seventh is! Bachai Axin is in charge of the borrowing desk. If you can apply for a borrowing card, apply for leaving school, borrow books, return books, check, print, and return If you check to see if the anti-theft device is missing, you can go find her. Hey, you two need to use two good words for this person

B and C: (poetry recital) I have two rows of snow-white teeth

I have a fiery heart

I am willing to give a ethereal kiss to everyone who works hard

A: Jiuchai Ali, in charge of Social Science Library 2, and also in charge of the branch teaching materials. Her room is the most popular one. As soon as get out of class is over, you see, people in twos and threes go straight to Wang Li's room. From time to time, someone shouts: "Don't crowd, step on my toes." Why?

B and B: (Singing) I have a little secret hidden in my heart. I can’t tell you. It’s not ordinary love and affection. It connects me and you-----

A: What? Let’s take your time to guess the secret. Shichai Ajie is in charge of the branch campus reading room. She has been working in obscurity for twenty years. She said, I am a green leaf, setting off the green leaves of the red flowers. If you want to ask why the flowers are so red, you can't do it without green leaves. There is a song to prove it——

B and C: (singing) This is the affection of the green leaves for the roots-----This is the affection of the green leaves for the roots-----This is the affection of the green leaves for the roots -----

A: The Eleventh Hairpin, Ah Chao, and the Twelfth Hairpin, Ah Xin, are two new young people, the owners of the editing room, and the core of library management. Data processing cannot be done without them, and job replacement cannot be done without them. They get the lowest salary and do jobs that others cannot replace. They shout out their voices with the same enthusiasm as fire——

B and C: I am a brick, I can move it wherever it is needed!

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