The connotation is funny. Tell me about daquan.

1, grandma, your express delivery is too slow. Where did you mail my wife?

2. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

I like to think about the impossible before going to bed.

6. I must have been homeless in my last life, and I will live like this in my life.

7. Mosquitoes were killed, and it was Laozi who bled!

8. liking the new and hating the old is not a disease. I have always forgiven that sick man.

9. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

10, boring people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

1 1, often stupid enough to cry and beat yourself.

12, this thing of love, I feel that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.

13, how lovely the world would be if the grades could rise as fast as the house price.

14. If you have money, you say that you earn it. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

15, I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

16, at least I also wear glasses (next88), how can I flirt with a good woman?

17, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

18, a novice, kind in nature, you pay, I eat.

19, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

20, you don't like me, this is a disease. Dezhi

2 1, what a dinosaur. When the lights are turned off, they all glow.

22. I don't like pretending, hiding, flattering or me. Go ahead, I won't stop, beg or bother.

23. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

24. Without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Just because I looked at you again in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

26. Thank you for your indifference and knowing my self-love.

27. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

28. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

29. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happy.

30. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I envy talents!

3 1, the most painful love triangle in the world: I love to eat, and fat loves me.

32. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

33. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

34. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

35, the eyes are astringent, because tears are turbid and love is astringent, because of the persistence of deception.

36. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

37. The sky is gray and wild. You eat grass and I eat sugar.

38. The exam is not for falling in love. Please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

39. After class is over, the teacher said, Is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

40. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

4 1, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

42. Sometimes, just like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel uncomfortable.

43, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

44. The road is unyielding and move on.

45. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. Love yourself, no rival in love.

If there is the end of the world, wherever you are, I will come to you.

47. I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

48, ten million health care, all health care, psychological balance is the key.

49. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked thousands of miles and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

50. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.

5 1. Boys should grin instead of pout.

52. Seriously boycott Italy's Phoenix TV, and insert TV dramas when broadcasting advertisements!

53. Many female stars are not popular because they don't open their legs.

Honey, don't get me wrong. Our love didn't get cold, but solidified.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

56. I really want to fan you to the wall, but I can't button it.

57. School is about to start, but the person you got from my school can't get my heart.

58. The best way for you to remember a person is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.

59. Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

60. There are many beauties in Jiangshan, and countless mistresses have made coquetry.

6 1, in winter, only one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

62. Scholars play dead for their confidants, while women have plastic surgery for those who please themselves.

Don't break up with me. I said it was inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

65. I called my date and she answered.

66. You are so dark that I am embarrassed to call you * * *.

67. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

68. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

69. You are my little apple. It must be right to like you.

70. Drinking Jiaduobao does not get angry, and watching Jiaduobao advertisements get angry!

7 1, after knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

72. If you wear flats because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, now is the time.

73. I have a good temper, and I won't be angry at all for my bad temper.

74. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

75. I am fat to make you look thin; Before I lose weight and make you look bad.

76. Be grateful! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

As long as you are handsome, I will always like you.

78. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

79. Spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

80. I feel that I haven't played well in every quarrel.

8 1, it's not that I didn't do well in the exam, but that I will answer it and it won't.

82. Today, some people say that I am a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, another slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

83. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

85. If you drag, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

86. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room.

87. Do you clean or flush the toilet first? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

88. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the sea at the same time, would you like to stay with me?