A collection of humorous sentences that amuse oneself at work.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself at work (I) 1. Young man, it's nothing to have no money at the moment, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future!

Because I broke up with the quilt this morning, the quilt is very cold to me now.

I took two days off and had a good time.

The world is bitter, but I am sweet.

I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.

8. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

9. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

10. "How can I get my loved ones to contact me actively?" "It's not easy to ask him for money."

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12. Sister papers with small breasts should smile more, because they are happy to make a tragedy.

13. There are many new things outside, and it is never rare to stay away.

14. When you finally see the gorgeous light, you will understand that all the pain is worth it.

15. Think about your own mistakes and you will forget others' mistakes.

16. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

17. I am single now. Please wish my friend to be single.

18. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

19. I hate the nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

20. No matter how much you tell people you don't know, it's all nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

2 1. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

22. As long as there is a grain of rice, don't squeeze into crowded places.

23. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.

24. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

25. You really don't look down on fat people. You are obsessed with losing weight.

Since you are far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the four seasons flow, and you can ride home in just one reincarnation. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.

27. Who can understand whether memories can be broken slowly to restore the beauty before you leave?

28. Lower your social status, make yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily.

29. By the middle of the year, autumn is getting stronger, people say a few words, and everything is cold. Idle people are so ambitious, unattainable, self-drinking, self-satisfied, self-satisfied, self-answering, self-examination since since the enlightenment, and self-leisure.

30. The best state is to see the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

3 1. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

32. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

The starting point of your life is not so important, what matters is where you can finally reach.

34. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

35. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

36. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor.

38. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton.

39. "After military training, you will no longer be single dog." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

40. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

4 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

42. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

I hope you can be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems encountered can always be solved, things you like will not be missed, and people you like happen to be around. It is cool in summer and warm in winter.

44. The difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

45. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

46. I don't want to be mediocre and unwilling. I really don't like myself now, but I will try to make myself better.

47. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

48. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

49. I once looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. She was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

Humor expresses children's self-entertainment.

Humorous sentences expressing children's self-entertainment (part one) 1. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

2. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"

I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.

How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me? We all want to.

6. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It is not easy to borrow money from him."

7. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

8. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.

9. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

10. I always say that I have a hard mouth. How do I know if it is soft?

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12. Without him, he is happy and quiet!

13. The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

14. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!

15. Only when you don't expect anything, everything can come as scheduled.

16. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... barking and breaking ice.

17. You don't cherish leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

18. In the end, you didn't say how to end up loving deeply.

Humorous sentences expressing children's self-entertainment (Chapter II) 19. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

20. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.

2 1. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

22. People's trouble is 12: they can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

23. Your mother made you so beautiful, not to be spoiled by others, but to be spoiled by others.

24. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

25. I work very hard. I thought about it and only made the first four words.

26. If the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.

27. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.

28. Drinking alcohol three times a day often affects sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

29. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

30. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

3 1. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

32. I still want to be a pig you like, just eat and sleep.

33. When I was counting sheep, suddenly a lamb told me to sleep. Stand up and say hello.

34. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.

35. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

36. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

Humorous sentences expressing children's self-entertainment (Chapter III) 37. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.

38. Where there is life, money is money and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?

39. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

40. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

4 1. Others can't hurt you unless you have suppuration.

42. I have rounded up a lot recently, and I am cute and gained a ton.

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

44. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.

45. As long as it is a comedy ending, you can make me cry all the time.

46. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

47. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

48. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

49. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

50. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

5 1. That day I cried and asked my boss why he had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said: Today is, we can't have a holiday.

52. I hope fireflies will only shine for you all my life …

53. Being a teacher is a kind of practice! The teacher's practice results are different! Don't be anxious, please yourself, be generous, be strict with yourself, don't forget your initiative and live in the sun!

54. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

1. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, you will be frozen into ice.

Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

It was wonderful in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.

7. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

10. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see them drop a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

1 1. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly.

12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, we will stay together until that day comes.

13. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

15. They are all too strong, and they all cover up all their sadness with smiles, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

16. I am lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

17. Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

18. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely.

20. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

2 1. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I deserve you.

22. Some fish can never be caged, because they belong to the sky.

23. Where people miss you is where you belong.

Humorous sentences that relax and entertain themselves on weekends.

A humorous sentence about relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (I) 1. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century.

You deserve all the pain. You can't let it go.

Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

6. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?

7. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk every step perfectly. Stumbling around a few detours is not a bad thing. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!

8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

9. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.

10. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

1 1. Very diligent, I thought about it and only did the first four words.

12. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

13. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

14. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

15. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

17. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

18. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

Humorous sentences of relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (part two) 19. People's troubles are 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

20. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

2 1. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

23. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

24. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

25. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.

26. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

27. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

28. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

29. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.

3 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

32. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

34. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

35. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

36. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

37. Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

38. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

39. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

4 1. Blacked out and deleted to make your temper angry, and really set out to be polite.

42. Ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

43. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

44. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.

45. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

46. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

47. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

48. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

5 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

55. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.