What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened between men and women?

What happens between men and women is nothing more than a matter between men and women. The most embarrassing thing that happened between men and women in memory appeared in a collective life more than ten years ago.

In 2002, I worked in a bilingual school in the city. At that time, I was young and had no family, so I lived in the dormitory of the school. There are four people in the dormitory. What a concentration camp for young idiots. At that time, there was no online life, and I began to feel and have fun as soon as I got off work. I often get a bundle of beer, and then four people cut paper with stones. Whoever loses will drink a glass of beer until a bundle of beer (12 bottles) is finished. 12 Although there are not many bottles for four people, they can really get people drunk when they are unlucky.

On this day, the second child in the dormitory was drunk. This product ranks second among us. Rock, paper, scissors always lose that night. It is estimated that he drank six or seven bottles alone. It was summer at that time, and at ten o'clock in the evening, the four of us went to the school collective bathhouse to take a bath with washbasins and towels on our bare backs.

The second child walked in front and we followed. I guess this product is really drunk. He turned left into the women's bathhouse (the man turned right). We were all stunned and didn't stop screaming. The three of us just stared at the door of the bathhouse and didn't know what to do.

I thought he came out as soon as he entered, but he hasn't come out for three or four minutes. It was washed inside. It seems that there are no girls outside, but I feel fine from the bottom of my heart. It happened that there was no one inside. Just as we were thinking, a scream came, and a female colleague rushed out wrapped in clothes and ran to the three of us.

Now, the second child just woke up and ran out. We dragged him into the men's bathhouse. After returning to the dormitory, we questioned him about it. It turned out that when he went in, he thought the person inside was a man, and the female colleague might think he was a woman. It was not until the second child asked the woman for shampoo that the female colleague found out that it was a man who came in.

Not many people know this disgraceful thing. Every time we meet that female colleague, we are embarrassed and pretend to be innocent. However, the embarrassment is still behind. The second son sympathized with the girl and made up his mind to marry her. So, I go to my female colleague's office to find her after class every day. But that girl didn't mean that to him.

We also advised to have a second child. People don't mean that to you. It's too bad that you are always looking for someone else. Don't harass others just because your girl is thin-skinned. But the second child came up with that idiot, so he said he saw everything about each other. If he didn't marry her, then she couldn't be alone.

At noon, almost all the faculty and staff come to the canteen to eat. We also went to the canteen to eat as usual, but our penis was gone. Just as everyone was eating, I suddenly saw the second child walking into the canteen with a bunch of flowers, went straight to the female colleague, knelt down on one leg and said loudly, "* * *, I have a crush on you, you can be my girlfriend, and I will treat you for a lifetime. Please testify for me!"

The female colleague's face turned red at once, froze for ten seconds, and then pushed him away and ran out of the canteen. As a result, the second child got impatient and turned around and shouted, "What are you running for? We all take a shower together. If you are not good with me, who else can you be good with? " Now the whole school knows them.

What followed was that the female colleague felt really embarrassed in front of the whole school and soon resigned and left. From then on, we often make fun of the second child about it. Until now, we have passed the age of no doubt and occasionally mention it. Now the second child is married and has children, but every time we get together and talk about this past, he feels sorry for his former female colleagues.

A friend experienced an embarrassing thing when he was a technician in a seawater factory farm.

The farm employs several young female workers from nearby villages. They feed the fish, brush the pond, fish, divide the size, pour the pond and sell the fish every day ... They are so busy that they are sweating all over, covered with seawater and fish mucus, and mixed with the fishy smell of bait, so they have to take a bath every day.

That autumn, the farm drilled a geothermal well. After the water comes out, in order to ensure the purity of the water, it should be pumped for several days and nights. In order to prevent the factory from being flooded, my friend drained the hot water into the idle cement pool in the greenhouse. It flowed into the sewer through the drain pipe of the cement pool, then turned two corners through the sewer and flowed from the water outlet to the river ditch outside.

By the next night, the hot water was clean, but the pump couldn't stop. After dinner, my friend took a flashlight to inspect the greenhouse. There is always half a pool of hot water in the cement pool, and how many rows have entered, but the water level in the sewer is a little high, which may be because the outlet is a little blocked. He found a shovel and an iron hook and struggled to clear the blockage at the exit. I don't know how long it has been, but it's already dark. It is dark everywhere in the greenhouse except the dim light of the flashlight.

Suddenly, a shrill alarm sounded in the darkness. My friend knows that the blower has tripped. Don't worry about this kind of thing, the electrician will take care of it.

But the alarm kept ringing and didn't mean to stop. My friend thought it was better to have a look, so he put down the hook and walked out with a flashlight. It's too dark in the greenhouse, and the flashlight is not very bright. I can only see the road under my feet.

Turning a corner, I heard the drainage of geothermal wells. After approaching, he put his hand on the ground, approached the drain, held hot water and washed his dirty hands and face.

Suddenly, there was a scream in the pool. At the same time, all the lights in the shed are on. It should be the electrician who turns on the maintenance blower. My friend's eyes suddenly opened up. He saw all the women workers soaked in hot water in half a pool. They are black and wet, naked, thin and fat, delicious and watery. ...

Hwa is a recognized beauty in the unit, with elegant temperament. She is neither too hot nor too cold for anyone. Several male colleagues with the same rotten tastes get together, but whenever it comes to women's topics, she will definitely say Hwa, including chest, buttocks and legs.

However, that is, I have always been addicted to words, and no one dares to flirt with frivolous people. The level of others is there. He has been an assistant and manager of the quality inspection department. There is no limit to his power. He can punish as he says.

The administrative area is in the south half of the sixth floor, which used to be connected with the guest room area in the north half. There is a glass door separating the north from the south. Later, because of the fire escape and the convenience of guests, the north and the south simply merged into one and went their separate ways. Therefore, there are enough public toilets, so there is one in the north and south. After the renovation, the only bathroom in the administrative area was changed into two, and the space was small, but finally it was not convenient to go upstairs and downstairs. Solved everyone's three urgent needs.

The hotel has a rule that the manager is on duty at night, which is to handle emergencies at night on behalf of the general manager. Vigilance should be inspected, including guest rooms, restaurants, staff quarters and office areas. The inspection content is mostly based on safety, which is basically the mode of hotels with a certain scale. Our hotel night manager's lounge is located in the office area.

It is my turn to work the night shift on Tuesday. According to the procedure, at eleven o'clock in the evening, after I walked through all the inspection areas including the staff dormitory, I went to the lounge to take a shower. After that, I suddenly wanted to shit, so I put on my coat and ran to the bathroom in my pants.

Strange things have happened. The toilet has a urinal and two squatting positions, and there is a partition to facilitate defecation. I opened a nearby toilet door, and my head got bigger-there was someone inside, and it was a woman. The point is that she didn't face the toilet door, but turned her back on it. When the door opened, I noticed a shiny hip with a butterfly on the left.

The woman turned around and turned out to be a cold beauty, Hua. At that moment, not only was I embarrassed, but she was also embarrassed to death and her face turned white. Before being scolded, I quickly closed the door and quit. Out of the bathroom door, I saw a "maintenance" sign standing at the door of the ladies' room. Suddenly, it is estimated that the big girl was in a hurry and forgot that the night shift manager was going back. As a result, the small probability has evolved into a large probability.

The girl bears a grudge. That night, I clearly made a patrol record layer by layer, and there may be omissions on a certain floor. This girl will be punished if she is caught. Tell me to sign a ticket. I want to explain my unintentional discovery last night. Who knows that the cold beauty has no feelings at all, and she slaps the ticket on the table with eyes like mang.

Oh, all right. I hummed the song "Two Butterflies" and turned away.

Come back! Cold beauty with a roar, bit her lip and stared at me, it took a while to bitterly say, this playback you girl-stop singing two butterflies!

"I think ..." The man glanced at the woman, somewhat coy.

Hearing this, the woman was a little nervous and glanced at the man, a little embarrassed. Lean less and reach out and unbutton the first button of your coat.

This happened between a pair of boys and girls of mine.

They and I went to high school together. The male students are the monitor and the female students are members of the cultural and recreational committee. Teachers and students all call them "golden couples". After graduation, male students went to college, and now the county is a business owner; Female students returned to their hometowns to become village women directors and married a demobilized soldier. Today, a female classmate came to see him and said that his man was a security guard in his classmate's company. They talked a lot about the past, recalled the heyday at that time, and finally mentioned her man's business, and the male classmate said the above words.

The female classmate lowered her head, then went to unbutton the second button and confessed softly, "Rural women are rough, but old classmates forgive me more ...".

The male classmate quickly stood up from the sofa stool and said awkwardly, "No, no, no, you may have misunderstood, or I made a mistake." I want your man to come to the company tomorrow to reply. "

The female classmate was shocked.

The most embarrassing thing between men and women is the ambiguous relationship between our monitor and that beautiful female teacher. Although it has been many years, I still laugh when I think about it. Tell everyone about it!

That year, there were two or eight classes in senior high school, and every physics class was attended by students from three classes in the big classroom, which was very lively. Once, ten minutes before class, the physics teacher asked the monitor to see if the door of the amphitheatre was open in advance. At that time, there were many students playing and chatting in the corridor. The monitor is a hothead, looking at that corner while running. In a hurry, he didn't notice the person coming across the corner and bumped his head directly into the arms of the opposite person.

At that time, we were chatting nearby and only heard an "ah". We all follow the sound. The monitor hit none other than a beautiful new teacher. It is estimated that he hit the teacher a little hard and the teacher fell backwards. In a hurry, he held the teacher directly in his arms, with one hand covering his ass and the other hand covering his chest, face to face. We couldn't help laughing. Some male students didn't know the truth and began to boom: "Kiss one, kiss one …". When they all reacted, they could see each other clearly. Both the monitor and the teacher immediately. It seems that the beautiful teacher was also beaten by the monitor that day, and the monitor was embarrassed to carry it back to the dormitory.

Afterwards, his collision with the American female teacher caused a sensation in the whole school. The students always make fun of him about it and always ask him, "Was it comfortable that day?" Are you happy? Is it fragrant or not? "Every time someone mentioned him, he would run away blushing. Later, the beautiful teacher made the monitor look ugly. She wrote six 2000-word reviews. She holds or carries the teacher to watch her feet every day, and makes him carry bottled water for two years.

This is the embarrassment of our monitor. I wonder if he did it on purpose that day.