It’s not that my driving skills are good, it’s that others avoid me.

When I first started dating my husband, I didn’t know that he had a younger brother. Both of them were quiet people. Once when we were having sex on the street, a naughty boy came over and picked up the table. He picked up a few skewers of barbecued sesame cakes, turned around and left. I was so frightened that I was dumbfounded. My husband didn’t say anything and just ate his. He didn’t tell me that he was his brother until he left! I asked, is it really so difficult for you two brothers to have a word with each other? What a funny pair!

My wife came home from get off work and said happily: "Husband, I found that my driving skills are getting better and better." Husband? A few days later, my wife came back from get off work and said, "Husband, I discovered that it's not my driving skills that are good, but the fact that others avoid me..."

When I was dating my wife. Once I took my wife to watch a movie and took her home on a bicycle. When passing a cornfield in their village, she suddenly jumped off her bicycle, pulled me to a stop, grabbed my clothes and crawled into the cornfield. I was flattered and frightened to the point where my little heart was pounding... So, on that sunny afternoon, I was pulled by my wife, and I shyly met her parents in the field for the first time, and helped them spend the whole afternoon. corn on the cob! This is how I developed my unicorn arms.

My wife called me and told me that my master had accidentally fallen and was being treated in the urology department of the hospital. She asked me to come over quickly. I rushed over with an uneasy feeling, and saw Master lying on the hospital bed very depressed, with a faint look of sadness on his face. I quickly advised Master not to think too much, and he would get better. But the most confusing thing for me is whether to tell my wife that I took my master to go roller skating. . .

I think finding a girlfriend should look like this: knock on her door, pull me in with a face of surprise, "You are here." Instead of this: knock on her door, The door was ajar and he asked warily: "What are you doing here?"

The man stood anxiously outside the delivery room. After a while, the nurse came out: Sir! congratulations! boy! Mother and child are safe! ! The man covered his face and wailed: Damn, what evil did you do in your previous life! Where have all my lovers from my previous life gone? Three already! Quan TM was a love rival in a previous life! !

Before marriage, I always heard people say that after marriage, you should not let your wife know that you can cook, otherwise you will basically be the one doing the cooking after marriage. I always thought this was a good advice, so I told my wife on the second day after my wedding that I couldn’t cook. I just didn't expect my wife's reaction to be a bit harsh. She slapped her in the face and yelled: "You can't cook?" If you don’t want to do it, just say, one of your cooks can’t cook? …………

Just now my father came to my room to check and found that I was asleep. As soon as he left, I took out my phone and continued playing. Then I saw someone gave me a red envelope. I was about to take it, but I realized it was my father. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and didn't take it, otherwise I would have been exposed. It was all a routine.

The girl went on a blind date, and she said: "I have a bad personality, I don't know how to do housework, I don't want to work, I like to play mahjong, eat snacks, drink a little wine, lose my temper, and spend money randomly. You are still willful, can you accept it? "...The man held it back for a long time and asked: "You... Just say whether you can bear the beating... At this time, the girl said something again, just say whether you can fight back or not. !

My cousin recently met a girlfriend and wanted to give her a surprise. I learned how to carve watermelon to express my love. I learned it for two months. I went to express my love with the carving on 520 and came back with it. The wine came back, and I succeeded in asking. My cousin was drinking heavily, not to mention that his girlfriend’s name was wrong (IQ is a flaw)

I had an argument with my husband in the afternoon, and I was so angry that I stamped my feet after school. When I came back, my husband asked my daughter who she was helping. After that, she ran into the bathroom and came out and said, "Dad, I brought the washboard for you."

I am not someone who is easily bullied.

I am not a believer in men and women, and I am not a person who will seek retribution. But you must not think that I am weak and easy to bully. If there is another time, I will make it clear to you. Chu, pay the price clearly

I am not someone who is easy to bully. Tell me arrogantly

1. I promise that next time I will keep the evidence and take legal action. I am not someone who is easy to bully. Thank you family. I will get better with the company of my friends

2. I really want to throw a tantrum and let people know that I am not someone to be bullied!

3. When you suffer losses again and again, it’s not because you think I’m easy to bully. I’m just too lazy to figure it out with you. Even if you have a little bit of emotional intelligence, you won’t treat me as a friend sincerely, and you won’t treat me like this. I’m not the one who was taken advantage of. How have you treated me these days? How do I treat you?

4. Some people are really shameless. They should pay back the money. In the name of friends, they defraud friends of their money. They keep telling the truth several times and refuse to answer the phone. If you don’t reply to WeChat, you are really shameless. Since you treat me like this, I don’t have to give you any face. You can’t help but return my money to me. I have to come to you or sue you for fraud. You don’t think I’m easy to bully, do you?

5. Let me tell you that I am not that easy to bully, and I am not that weak. From today on, I will study hard and compete with you one by one! I want to make myself stronger and make those who look down on me look at me with admiration! (Wipe your tears and forget what needs to be forgotten!

6. I always feel that I should be a meek person , I become more and more stubborn after crying again and again! Those who understand me don’t need to say too much, I won’t say it, but I will do what I need to do. I am lazy and can’t move without pushing, but I am not ungrateful. I also have it. Bottom line, just because I don't speak out doesn't mean I'm really easy to bully. I hold it in and argue with you because I know it's all my fault. Don't drag others into trouble! It's all my fault and it's all my fault! There are too many faults. It is absolutely impossible for a person who can't even tolerate himself to be understood by others. I don't expect anything, just let nature take its course. Take it away, throw it away if it’s no longer useful.

7. My friends say I’m so unsatisfactory. Of course I’m so easy to bully so I’m going to be treated like a weakling, but I’m not a weakling. At least in my wishful thinking, I have been so gentle and strong as your support. I once told you that everything would be fine. Who will say this to me now, and who will tell me where the deadline is.

8. Do you think I am easy to bully? I was fooled by people in this circle twice in a row! Sisters, I am not that easy to bully! > 9. I only threw away my towels when I came back three days late and hung the rack on my bed. If I come back tomorrow, I won’t be able to find a towel at all! If I don’t talk to you, you can’t mess with my fucking things. I will come back with revenge. Don’t pretend to be pitiful and cry out for pain. It’s really fucking disgusting

10. Some of the things in class are here Angry! It's too unfair. Thinking back to the past, I feel more and more frustrated. I don't want it, but I want to be fair. 11. I'm not. I'm easy to bully, I just don't like to talk to you, don't touch my bottom line again and again! ! 12. Please don't think I'm easy to bully, but I can't afford it. I thank you for your trusting heart

13. Life will always teach you something. These days, people are really being bullied for their kindness. Don’t blindly accommodate others, you should still put yourself first. , I am not a saint, and there is no need to be liked by everyone. If you can't get along with me, please stay away, but please don't meddle in my affairs. That's how I am, simple and straightforward, obeying orders does not mean being easy to bully, everyone has a bottom line

14. And I’m not someone to be bullied. Why should our work keep increasing? We often work overtime. If we can succeed, I’m afraid we don’t have to be under pressure until we suddenly die on the job.

15. I am a person who remembers both gratitude and grudges.

I will not let those who lift me up fall down, and those who trip me up will one day make it impossible for them to get up! Remember, I'm not someone to be bullied.

16. Since I was told by my parents that I have a bad temper since I was a child, I am always cautious, gentle and kind when I go out. But when I meet too many people, they always regard your kindness as weakness, so I will The first time I give you a good look, the second time I give you a slap! I'm not someone to be bullied!

17. I have worked very hard. I will fuck whoever puts pressure on me. It's that simple. I'm not someone to be bullied.

18. From this moment on, I vow to be incompatible with you. I will not be where you are. I am not someone to be bullied. If you want to cause trouble, I will stay with you to the end. I am not afraid of making trouble. ! Grass

19. You are really too much. One day I want you two to know that I am not so easy to bully. I'm still pregnant with your child, but what about you? You're so cruel

20. I'm not easy to bully, and I don't want to treat her the way she treats me. What's the difference between that and someone like her? I don’t want to be the same person as her

21. Just like Pingping said, if I endure you for the last time, I will be liberated soon. Mo is pushing me too hard. It's not that I'm easy to bully, it's that I don't share your common sense.

Twenty-two, alas! Cheated me again and again! I am so strange to you! So angry! I'm not someone to be bullied. If I don't get angry, treat me as a sick cat

23. I just went to file a complaint. I can't see the car number in the itinerary. I blame me. I forgot to write down the car number. , otherwise I will definitely find him, bk, I think my sister is easy to bully. A lesson learned. Next time I take a taxi, I will write down the car number first. The two yuan was cancelled, but I didn’t do it for the two yuan. I just wanted to see what punishment the driver should receive for this matter.

Twenty-four, I decided to run 10 laps in the evening to exercise. , reduce the pressure and don’t get angry. (You are the meanest person I have ever seen. You can come at me in front of me like a thief. Don’t do any dirty tricks. I am not easy to bully.)

25. Indeed, when a person is too soft-hearted and too When you are kind and too easy-going, others will think you are weak and can be bullied, and they will push you further and even make more demands on you and hurt you. However, it is my choice to be kind and soft-hearted, which reflects my upbringing. In fact, I am not that easy to bully.

26. It’s not that I’m easy to bully, it’s not that I have no bottom line, and it’s not that I don’t care, it’s just because I care about our relationship that I endure it. I don’t know where my bottom line is, so please tell you If you have passed, be responsible and think from others' perspective

27. So I am not in charge of your department. What's the use of telling me to pass it on? How the hell would someone die if he just sat across from you and spoke to you? You still think I'm easy to bully, so you take out your anger on me, Cat Cake!

28. Feeling like I’m going to die is a lot like telling my dad that I don’t want to do this anymore, I’m too tired, I’m always being teased and messed with, and I don’t want to cause trouble to others. Don’t come to me at all! I'm not someone to be bullied!

29. The person I discussed does not deserve my respect. He looks down on me from the bottom of his heart. He will not be my elder in the future. I will remember if he curses me with curse words. Don’t mess with him in the future. I.I am not someone to be bullied!

Thirty, you are not a bad person, but the society always forces you. I am not someone who is easy to bully. I will accept the soft rather than the hard. Anyone who is aggressive like me is asking for trouble

31. I am not someone to be bullied. My territory has my own rules. Don't do it casually. I'm not a casual girl. If I'm not happy, I'll stretch out my hand first. If you don't want to be embarrassed, don't be unreasonable and principled. Otherwise, it will only be embarrassing. Also, don’t think that just because everyone is easy to bully, you can ignore first-come, first-served basis. You must understand seniority. Don't call people around and treat them like gun targets or stray dogs or cats! Whatever. Don't always play the edge I said. My hands don't have eyes. Don't break my patience and bottom line!

32. In the past, I felt that even if I hurt myself, I would not hurt others.

But there are some people who just don't want to deal with it properly, and even if they go too far, I have to go too far. Really, I'm not that easy to bully. If I lose eight hundred to myself, I will kill you one thousand. Don't blame me for not reminding you.

33. I have never thought about who I want to fight, but as long as my family and friends are bullied, I will never give in and will fight to the end. I am not a person who is easy to bully!

34. When can I decisively quit this job that I don’t like and even feel a little scared about? When can I say loudly that I am not so easy to bully? , I can say loudly to those people, I am not wrong, what are you doing to me? In fact, I am really weak. Anyone can bully you. If I am wronged, I suffer alone!

Thirty-five, whether you are a person or a good person, you must have a bottom line. I am not a gun to be used, nor am I a dog to be bullied, just for the last time.

36. Speak well. Just don't take it seriously. You have to be scolded to know that I'm not someone to be bullied, right? Do you think I'm really reluctant to scold you after giving you such a good face?

Thirty-seven. It’s not that I look easy to bully. Anyone can bully me. Anyone can boss me around. Whoever wants to say a few words can say a few words. I’m not easy to bully, I just don’t want to. Be with you.

Thirty-eight, big heart does not mean heartless! Being easy to talk to doesn't mean being easy to bully! A low bottom line does not mean there is no bottom line! Don't think I'm easy to bully just because I'm easy to talk to. I'm not a fool. Sometimes I don't want to care about things, but that doesn't mean I won't care about them! Some people can get along with each other as much as possible, even if they suffer a little loss, it doesn't matter. Some people can't get along with each other, so they must keep it in the light! If it suddenly starts raining, I will not run away.

If it suddenly starts raining, I will not run away, because I know there is someone who will protect me. Beautiful singing and beautiful scenery. Rainy days can also be a good mood.

If it suddenly rains, I will not avoid related sentences

1

I don’t get wet because of the story; Because I have no choice but to use a rain cover. I ended up getting really wet. I had known I wouldn’t take a shower today.

In this way, I will not forget to sing in the rain. Love is like a blue sky with white clouds and a clear sky. Suddenly there is a storm and there is nowhere to hide. It is always unexpected. If it suddenly rains, I will not hide because I I know there is someone who will protect me

The lyrics are so appropriate for the occasion, even if it rains.

It’s a bit unlucky because I haven’t met love.

2

Every time I am temporarily transferred to Director Zhang as an assistant

My whole body is shining with a blingbling luster

I work overtime all the time The feeling of being criticized

emmmm... I don’t want to go into details

There is no latest, only later

Bus suspension

Taxi When I came back

Look out the window at the constant flow of vehicles and the hurried passers-by

Listen to the driver playing the song "African Emirates"

If it suddenly rains, I won't Will avoid

and gradually feel relieved

There will always be things you have to do

Try to do your best

Even if no one knows

Three

I hum that song just after I went to the toilet to wash my hands and came out. If it suddenly starts raining, I will not hide away, you Guess what, I noticed it was drizzling as soon as I came out. It only took a few minutes. Hahahahaha, what? Did I hide or not? I'm not stupid, why don't I hide.

Four

If it suddenly rains, I will not hide.

The rain is a bit heavy, so I’d better hide.

I searched for comics on a whim today and found something good.

Hahahahaha

It reminds me of the days when we followed Zhiyin Comics together.

Right, Erdanzi, I don’t know if you still know her

In youth, you are ignorantly looking for your own love, experiencing the ups and downs of love, and then knowing how to cherish the person who loves you.

I envy this feeling, as refreshing as mint and as bitter as a first-ripe lemon

They went to college, and I went to college too,

But they found each other, but I missed it or maybe didn't find it

The second part is out!

五

When it rained before, I wanted to sing "It rains all night long, my love overflows like rain, and then it's azure and misty rain. Now even if it doesn't rain, I still want to sing "If the sky If it suddenly starts raining, I won’t run away from it

Six

If it suddenly starts raining, I won’t run away from you

I want to take a good shower Drying is nothing more than that.

Seven

If it suddenly starts to rain at this time, I will not hide because I

brought an umbrella, brought an umbrella, brought an umbrella

Eight

If it suddenly rains, I will not run away

Because I know there is someone watching over me

But this sudden heavy rain made me at a loss

Nine

"If it suddenly rains, I will not run away

Because I know there is a person Will protect me"

"Even if you are surrounded by bad guys from all over the world

Watch me transform into Superman and fight them off one by one"

Ten

If it suddenly rains one day, I will not run away, because I know there is someone who will protect me. "African Chieftain"

The rain came unexpectedly. I didn’t have an umbrella or anything to cover myself with. I didn’t go into any store to take shelter from the rain. I wanted to just walk back and the raindrops hit me. There was thunder and lightning in the sky, as if there was nothing terrible about it, because what was more terrible was that I was alone.

Eleven

How scared I am

It’s just a downpour.

It seems really simple to change a person, right?

When did I start to become so cowardly?

If it suddenly rains, I won’t Avoid.

I think of Schopenhauer from time to time,

I also think of Shakespeare from time to time,

Maybe I am crazy

Please restrain yourself

Restrain all words and actions that affect others’ moods.

Twelve

If it suddenly starts raining, I will not hide.

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, you still have to avoid, you still have to avoid, you still have to hide. You have to hide

Otherwise, who cares if you catch a cold

The weather has been changeable recently! Everyone should bring an umbrella when going out!

Never catch a cold!

Thirteen

If it suddenly rains, I will not run away

Because I know there is someone who will protect me.

I thought it was a sad song, but I didn’t expect the tone to be lighthearted

Unlike most people, I don’t have a lot to say every day

Growing up For me, it should be slower, and my mental age cannot keep up. Sometimes I really want to have a third perspective to see the people and things around me. In that case, it will be really different

I have to climb early tomorrow Get up and go to school

I slept for two hours in the afternoon and had a dream. I only knew that my upper body was numb while sleeping. All I could remember was that I felt scared. When I woke up, I couldn’t remember anything.

Well, if you don’t want to think about anything, then go to sleep

Fourteen

Just as I was walking on the road, it suddenly started raining, and it became heavier and heavier. Suddenly I remembered the sentence "If the sky suddenly I won't run away when it rains, because there is a person who will protect me. I will laugh when I get wet in the rain, so why do I care so much?

Fifteen

If it suddenly rains, I will not run away

Because I know there is someone who will protect me

It started to rain lightly when I came back

I thought of this lyric again

I like it very much

I am envious and envious

Ten Six

Have you ever loved? Have you ever loved or hated? Have you ever hated it and still want it? I don’t think so, but I didn’t say who it was? I know that I am the only one who has loved, hated, thought about, and forgotten you! I haven’t loved a few scumbags, you’re young! How could I forget my best friend after she left?

-------If it suddenly rains, I will not run away, because I know there is someone who will protect me, but I am Now, the bubble bursts as soon as it is popped, just like the relationship between you and me

Seventeen

My Tibbers is the cutest~

If suddenly I won’t hide when it rains

Because I know there is someone who will protect me

Eighteen

If it suddenly rains

I will not hide

Because I know there is someone

who will guard me

Even one day

The comet suddenly crashed into the earth

It doesn't matter as long as I have you

Nineteen

If it suddenly rains, I will not hide, because I know there is a chance I will protect you personally

When I grow up to this age, I can’t name my favorite movie, my favorite song, or my favorite person. But today I suddenly felt that perhaps the greatest meaning of life is to spend the rest of my life finding those things I love most. Reviews of "African Chieftain"

Thanks to your appearance, I have enjoyed it for many years.

A sweet little love song to accompany us good afternoon.

Twenty

If one day, the waves of life are no longer surging, it means that life is no longer bumpy. When people let go of your place in their hearts and completely forget you, Maybe you have become a waste, maybe you are just a passer-by in someone's world, and of course maybe that person's world doesn't mind having you. The sadness of the heart requires beautiful words and language, but it comes from the deepest feelings in the heart. If it suddenly starts to rain, I will not run away, because I know no one will bring an umbrella. Even if the stone from the universe falls, I will not be afraid, because I know no one will give me a hand. Classic quotation: I just want others to treat me well

1. Don’t wait to love or be loved. Our time is limited and our time is precious. We should seize the time to love ourselves. Learn to be independent and only when your heart is strong enough can you be responsible for the happiness of others.

2. Don’t be affected by malicious criticism from unnecessary people. To put it bluntly, they are just nameless reminders. They use words to hurt you, just in exchange for more scenes in your life script.

The more you care about them, the more exposure they will get, so why bother? In your life, you are the protagonist, screenwriter and director. Don't give them even half a second to perform, cut out the scenes in which they participate, and ban them!

3. Love at first sight does not last forever. It's not what you can't get that's the best. It's not that distance creates beauty, nor is loneliness more reliable than romance. There is no logic to love. Everyone has his own attitude. If you love, you are in love.

4. You cannot remain like a timid child forever, always afraid to face the things in front of you. Only understanding the truth can give people the power of justice, no matter what the truth is.

5. No matter what kind of memories, they cannot nourish a person for a long time. The breeze is clear and the moon is clear, and the wind blows through the sparse forest.

6. Don’t be in a hurry to love. There is no waste in the sky and no age. It’s still early. Don't be impatient and hateful. The sea will never dry up and the rocks won't rot. There will still be a tomorrow. Although life is short, you have to throw yourself into the wilderness, use high ideals, walk low, and live slowly. In your own heart, you were originally a child, giving without hesitation, getting hurt without warning, and recovering without hesitation.

7. No matter how good others are, they are still others. No matter how unbearable you are, you are still yourself, your unique self. As long as you strive to be the best version of yourself, your life will be enough.

8. Don’t let past tragedies or future worries ruin your current happiness.

9. Don’t think of life as too difficult. After going through the adverse journey of life and the vicissitudes of the world, everyone will feel hesitant and sad, there will be the resentment of the bitter rain and cold flute, and the sadness of the setting moon and the crow of the crow. But our limited life does not allow us to squander the bitter, spicy, sour and sweet things that belong to life. After experiencing the hardships of wind, cold and haze, I can break out of my cocoon on a sunny day. After the bustle, there is still peace.

10. Only when you are at your lowest will you know who is the idiot who is worried about you and who is the bastard who is a stranger to you.

11. Only your future can squander my present; only my favorite can give me the most fatal harm.

12. There are only a few principles that can truly guide your life: diligence and thrift; steadfastness; tolerance; love; be kind; beware of being cheated; be willing to give up; always dream.

13. Sincerity does not mean criticizing other people’s shortcomings, but it does mean not complimenting others’ shortcomings.

14. The first sign of true love is timidity in boys and boldness in girls.

15. In this life, we may love more than one person, but the one we love best can only be one of them. From now on, we will never be so helpless to another person. The rescue is done. Because love is very tiring. Later, I just wanted others to be nice to me.