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If a girl drags her signature and can't understand my temper, don't make excuses for me.

First, don't be nervous, it's just novelty!

Second, doctor, please help me. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. Next, please.

Third, you like to pretend. How can she notice me?

Fourth, you once said that we should be together forever and never part. Now I want to ask everyone if they are just naive. Innocent years can't bear to deceive youth and absurdity. I won't let you down

5. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

You should take care of yourself, don't blow cold wind or get wet.

Seven, when I tell you to get out, you get out. I don't know if you will be all right. If you come, hold on for a while.

Eight, the sister papers gave their first love to the dog. Come to the first house.

Nine, if you want to be called Xia in your next life, call Xia Ban. I think that teacher dares to ask me questions.

10.[ If there is no internet, will we miss good night?]

Don't let me see what I shouldn't see and hear what I shouldn't listen to, so I will think of what I shouldn't think.

Twelve, left atrium, left ventricle, right atrium, right ventricle, hey, why are you?

Thirteen, Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the worse. Don't! We cannot be fooled.

14. Do you still believe that someone who really loves you can't be taken away from you? You're funny, son.

I am like a sponge, which can absorb all the misfortunes except you.

Sixteen, I found a dollar on the side of the road and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome boy took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say, hurry to be a member!

Seventeen, my tobacco smell can only be on you.

I love you, and I love you too. Happy April Fool's Day. It hurts to watch April Fool's Day.

19, 16 years, I changed schools for you for one year, secretly took money from my family, ran away from home with you, and fought with people, and I couldn't get my belt off.

There is a universe in your eyes. I am a little dust isolated from the outside world.

Twenty-one, stop, don't hang up with me! Or I'll eat spicy strips and drink ice water to kill you! ! !

Twenty-two, let me see my regrets after cutting my hair.

One day, the teacher scolded the students in the class: you are so stupid, and your IQ is negative. My IQ is one hundred times that of you! Student:

Twenty-three, walking on the road with friends, shoelaces are loose, squat down and tie them, and then stand up and find that the chat has gone a long way.

Twenty-four, you are four, except two two, MINUS two two, it's really two plus two, twice as much as two.

25. You ignore me and always feel like you are in Malaysia Airlines.

I regret telling him that I like him.

Twenty-seven, I never know what it feels like to be held in my arms by an object when I cry.

I like apples, but you gave me a box of pears. You asked me if I was moved, but I couldn't answer. So you tell everyone how much you have done for me and how indifferent I am.

Twenty-nine, ask yourself how ugly you can be, just like donkey face and Dalmatian.

30. Throw away what you can't keep. Maybe it will bounce back after hitting something.

I will learn not to be sad when I miss you.

I love you, and I love you too. Happy April Fool's Day. It hurts to watch April Fool's Day.

Thirty-three, [-If I disappear for one day, who will worry about me and who will keep sending me messages]

I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

I just slapped my wallet. Actually, it's nothing, just hope to swell up.

Don't make excuses for me if you can't fathom my temper. ]

At the speed of your reply, I knew you were playing games again.

Thirty-eight, walking on the road with my friends, my shoelaces were loose, so I squatted down and tied them, and then stood up and found that I had gone a long way when chatting.

I don't know where to hide when he tells you that he really likes you.

Forty, tell your best friend who you like, and we will be together in a week.

Forty-one, [-Hey, what are you doing with my notebook]

42. If your wedding bride is not me, I will kick your bride with high heels.

43.| Silence doesn't mean cowardice, but you still live beautifully |

Forty-four, I'm used to being the first lady. How can you let me be a backup lover?

Forty-five, people want face, trees want skin, and poles want cement.

Forty-six, [-I can't think of anything to sign for grouping]

I think I can catch you shining in the sea of people.

If I can, I will go to your city and just want to be with you.

Forty-nine, she doesn't have to be too beautiful, just have good facial features; Don't be too gentle, just be reasonable; Not too royal.

50. If you are too tolerant, others will think you are easy to bully.

5 1.[- I'm not the best. Will you like me? ]

52. Even the article betrayed Mai? I feel that I won't love again.

One day, whoever dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning packets!

Fifty-three, period, don't hang up with me! Or I'll eat spicy strips and drink ice water to kill you! ! !

Love hurts, but I think it's worth loving you.

It was silly of me to peek at him in class. I'm always found stupid because he's looking at you, too.

I dare not possess you, because you don't belong to me at all.

57. [-well, from the first side to the last side, why is my name followed by I love you? ]

58. Not all sadness can be told, just as happiness needs no reason.

59. Listen to the person you love tell how sad his lover is.

Sixty, it is said that girls who are not good at math are simple, so I am not pure water without impurities!

Uncle policeman, I lost my bag. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then give it back to me quickly

Sixty-two, would rather believe that it really exists in this world, love money than believe that the article betrays Mai? !

Sixty-three, there is always too much affection in my heart, and I am constantly entangled.

Don't take my words casually unless you know my temper.

1, no matter how brilliant your talent and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it's like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which won't help.

No one hates love, but everyone is tired of waiting, guessing, apologizing, hurting, and unfulfilled promises.

Finally, you tell her how gentle she is.

Don't hurt the person who loves you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

The biggest wish this year is that the person I love can love me as much as I love you.

6. Maybe you just like me in your imagination.

7. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

8. Love is so real that it is too easy for me to sacrifice myself. I have never met the man who will accompany me to my old age.

9. It is best to fall in love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. More separation will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love anymore. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier.

10, imagination is always so perfect, but only when you start to do it can you find its hardships.

1 1, no pain, no itching, no crying, no laughing. Now I wait for you to come back quietly.

12. Always put yourself in others' shoes. When you think this will hurt yourself, the other person may have been hurt.

13, the stage is as big as the heart! Only unexpected, nothing is impossible!

14, I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

15, if you can't fathom my temper, don't take my words casually/calculate/

16, who can live well without it? Why did you promise to keep it in the first place?

17, for you, I am gradually letting go, will you be sad?

18, the sweat and tears you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose a husband.

19, the secret of keeping a secret is to give it to others.

20. What if you smile like a flower without happiness?

2 1, money is hypocritical, freedom is the most real.

22, cruel, I will! ! !

23. The two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny.

24. Lead us to an absurd ending; But we have sufficient reasons to dilute our turbulent heat.

25. Who will accompany me? Two, crazy together, crazy together, yelling at the universe together.

26. There are few heartbeats in life. If not, when will you stay?

27. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on a romantic cruise.

28. Youth is not a stage of life, but a realm of life.

29. Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

30. How much trouble can you have? It's like a cold snap without long pants.

3 1, you only love your fledgling but unrepentant self.

When you really care about someone, as long as he is cold to you, your heart seems to be bleeding.

33. Life is like a variable-speed bicycle, some of which many people never use.

34. No matter how ugly a woman is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

35. Desperate and cold.

36. Only a bloody finger can play the swan song of the world.

37. A fool in love can't stand being hurt.

38. A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist!

39. Life is a battle.

40. In the end, nobody is anybody.

4 1, in this world, if someone cares about your pain, it is even more painful. No one, you owe you, but you are strong and competitive.

42. I love you and you are free.

43. When we broke up, we all forgot how much we loved each other. When we recall, we can clearly see that we are so happy.

44. Experience the feeling of traffic for the first time.

It's not that I have no temper, but I'm too lazy to talk to you.

I want to be with you. If not, I will stay where you can't see me and stay with you forever.

Second, don't stop dreaming and don't be afraid of pain for your dreams.

Third, if I can control my feelings, I won't love you so much, but I still can't get your heart.

4. What do you like about a person? Look, what he said is like reading comprehension.

He's not that handsome, but he just goes deep into my heart.

6. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!

Seven, when one day you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, you would rather let yourself gradually disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights at night. Here it is.

No one can repeat the time with you/but if I can meet you on the street corner now/I just want to meet you and leave.

I hope one day you will be the first person to call my name when you are sad.

Ten, take you across the overpass, through the alley, catch up with the breeze, catch up with the sun bike, what should I do in the future?

Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for putting up with my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I can't forget the part where I made two mistakes together.

Twelve, it may be grown up, countless moments when I want to turn my face and leave, and finally I left with hahaha.

Thirteen, Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me. . .

When someone likes you, you obviously don't like him, but you don't want him to give up liking you.

Fifteen, [people are always being mean, and they don't know the pain until they are stepped on the soles of their feet, and they don't know that the defense is being realized until they are bitten by dogs]

Sixteen, if it is necessary to touch your heart, then I would like to hold a sword and cut through this devastation.

Seventeen, some things, not don't care, but care.

I have decided to love you, so I won't give up easily.

Western light fascinated my eyes, but I still saw you.

I love you deeply in my heart. After all these years, you are still flirting.

I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on my way.

I don't mind walking long distances, as long as I can walk with you.

Twenty-three, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and what men say is not true.

Twenty-four, people do not waste their youth! Old, if not wild

25. The words of oath and promise are unintentional.

I hate love because there are too many ambiguities.

Twenty-seven, use up the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age to love someone.

Twenty-eight, you don't even want a knight, because you know you will meet a prince who likes you *

I don't have to be with you, but your smile has attracted me deeply.

I also need care, love, companionship and someone to say that I am here when I am sad.

No text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning and good night. Honey, you are really busy.

I like everything you like, the only thing I can't do is like her.

Thirty-three, fantasy will always hit reality, either sad or happy or heartbroken.

I hate that you give me hope and let me down at the same time.

It's not that I have no temper, it's that I'm too lazy to talk to you.

Girls' super-drag personality signature

1. Love is like a kite without a goal. A broken kite has no direction, only endless memories.

Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

Don't trust a partner who never closes his eyes when kissing! Why?

I used to love vigorously, but now I don't feel it. Letting go is easy.

5. Singing and humming your favorite songs.

6. The feeling of first love, since then there is no such feeling.

There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

8. Don't say I wish you happiness after parting, because happiness has lost you. Where is happiness without you?

9. Say goodbye to beauty, pain, love and be yourself.

10. Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

1 1. As the ancients said, women should be pleased with themselves, but in fact, they should be pleased with themselves.

12. Even if you miss him, don't tell him. See when he will think of you, think of you.

13. since you don't love it, girl, why don't you let go and play?

14. Science teacher: Let the water fall down the glass wall.

15. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

16. Don't be angry, be a man!

17. I was caught in a rain, which made me realize that I forgot to bring my umbrella again.

18. It won't be forced, it will be forced!

19. The first thing I see every day is not you, but myself.

20. Are you really so heartless and promiscuous that you forgot me so soon?

2 1. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

22. Your world is too hypocritical for me. Please give me my heart back.

I don't know how many days I have been thinking about your smile.

24. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

25. Women have nostalgia and love that never leaves.

26. Look forward to the next spring and autumn and witness the love we will never have.

27. If I can choose again, I won't let go.

28. For a long time, I almost forgot your gaudy face.

29. Who needs your apology after reckless injury?

30. I stole your photo and wanted to leave a memory for myself.

3 1. The reason why we often part is not that we don't love each other, but that we are too suspicious of each other.

32. I hope that time will stop at this moment and print our footprints deeper.

33. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to imagine: another bottle,

I remember everything you said, but you forgot your promise.

35. I really feel that nothing can't be forgotten unless I don't want to.

36. I thought I could forget you, but I lied to myself.

37. I thought I was pretending well, but tears betrayed my heart.

38. Now I understand that I am not the one who can't live without your world.

39. Now I just want to find a quiet corner and bear the pain you gave me alone.

40. Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

4 1. Maybe one day I can see peace in your face, because you don't love anymore.

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

43. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

44. The real hope of loving me is not to sacrifice me to fulfill you.

45. Three natural disasters: earthquake, typhoon, and the passing of the film crew!

46. You don't know how to be mature until your tears fall and you laugh louder and louder.