Classic Xiehouyu and Lines in Cooking Class

27. Da Zhou: I want to purify the DNA of our Lao Zhou family.

28, big week: Mao, remember, don't laugh when the girl opposite looks over; When you can't change the sergeant, don't make trouble; If you have a sister-in-law, don't.

29. stealing chickens does not eat rice.

30. Scholar: Why are you drying dried radish here?

Jiang: Is there a sun in the room?

Scholar: There is dust here.

Ginger: It's right to have dust, otherwise it's called the world.

3 1, Head Nurse Yan: Behind love is life, and the essence of life is daily necessities.

32. Gao: Isn't this a razor for your girlfriend, too?

Mao: Of course not, unless my girlfriend has an important atavism.

33. Da Zhou: Not all thinkers, but most of them are due to toothache.

34. Lao Lin said his wife; She said she would go to the concert, and I went to the queue at midnight;

She said she wanted to see the meteor shower, so I practiced lifting on that beam;

She said she wanted to watch lightning on a sunny day, so I took a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

35. Da Zhou: You said that there were so many competitions in the country that the chickens cried, and they cried under PK, promoted and cried, and the children cried on stage, and the parents cried off stage, making a good competition a memorial service of 2 1 century. What are you doing?

36, a gentleman's word, Shenliu is hard to chase.

37. Da Zhou: I haven't thought of any signature lines yet, but every sentence seems funny.

38. Da Zhou: I won't change it. Will never change. Even if it is tattered, everything is sincere.

What I want to say is that people are human and demons are demon. If a demon enters human nature, it is not a demon. -What's that?

A shemale! By analogy, pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. A pig is not a pig when it has a human mind.

-What's that?

Bajie!

40, a monitor: I said, how prickly do you think?

Old G: How did my words turn into fish?