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Interesting mood of gaining weight in winter: humorous talk about gaining weight in winter

1, the sunshine in winter is so comfortable that it is suitable for the old iron who is lying at home and gaining weight to make good use of this holiday to adjust his diet.

2, winter is really the season of long meat, and the weight suddenly rises like a ball. Yuji Nanpai's mala Tang is mala Tang Di 1. Remember to choose the classic spicy taste.

3. No way, no way. I'm not the only one who can't lose weight all winter. I'm not the only one who slept in a hurry and didn't catch it.

4. Why is winter the fastest time to gain meat? Last week, you were complacent. Oh, you're not fat. These pants are all worn this week. Why are these pants so tight that they still have a stomachache?

Winter is really a good season to grow meat. Recently, the meat in my stomach has overflowed. Just be happy.

6, the favorite in winter, except the hot pot is the bed.

7. For me, the biggest sequela of winter is to give up exercise and gain weight, and to look at the mirror, it is round with the naked eye.

Yesterday, I said that I gained a lot of weight this winter. The proof is that he could swallow my fist last year, and this year he won't lose any weight.

9. Interesting feeling of getting fat in winter

10, inexplicably want to eat egg tarts and drink milk tea at night. Winter is really long.

1 1. I think children in Grade Two will be more relaxed than children in Grade One. As a result, I was wrong. Innocence is really regardless of age.

12, shouldn't you gain weight in winter? The face value of my house is actually very new. Let's take a shower in the new year.

13, when winter is really getting bigger and bigger, I came back from a walk (I bought ice cream and baked gluten while walking). My sister asked me to go out and buy potatoes, and then my sister and I bought potatoes and kebabs.

14. I saw that I was thin and I was rising again. Winter is really the season of growing meat.

15, winter is coming, please don't control the speed of your weight gain. Thank you.

16, the weight of 97 is almost broken ... it is difficult to lose weight to 88 in summer and gain weight in winter.

17, self-discipline for a long time, you will get fat, it is really difficult to lose weight, and winter sports are not fun.

18, winter is really fat. I have a whim to do sit-ups today! But I can't do any of them. I pulled my pants hard, and it worked! Boom, boom, it's open.

19, not fat, not at all. This can't go on! ! Cheer up, it's winter, it's time to get fat! Give me some meat! Aite XXX!

20. There are too many temptations in winter, and all kinds of milk tea, desserts and hot pots are often eaten under the banner of cheating rice. It's really the rhythm of growing meat.

2 1, long meat keeps out the cold, don't ask me how fat I am, ask me just to adapt to this cold winter.