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How to write interesting stories about children's growth in files?
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1. On this day, Tian Tian ate slowly at dinner. Dad coaxed sweets and said, "Eat quickly. Dad will take you to the supermarket to play." Hearing this, Tian Tian immediately finished his meal. Then I urged my father to go to the supermarket. Grandma says it's too cold outside, so don't go. I only heard sweets say, "Is it cold outside? Didn't dad know just now? " Trying to cheat children.
2. One day, my mother was talking to someone: "I haven't heard of this kind of deer running on an electric car." Hearing this, Yue Yue said in despair, "Mom, this road is for walking. How can it run? "
One night, Niu Niu stayed up late and refused to sleep, so I pretended to sleep and ignored her. As a result, she said to herself there: "Hello, everyone, I am the familiar Hou Xinhang. When I was a child, I stayed in my mother's stomach. When I grew up, my mother spit me out. " Finally, he asked me solemnly, "Mom, am I right?" What's going on in the little guy's head?
On the way home, Hao Hao happily watched the cars coming and going on the road. Suddenly, the little guy pointed to the roadside and said, "Mom, look, there are many peacocks on the ground." Mother looked at the ground strangely. It turned out that several sparrows were jumping about. Haohao, you must distinguish clearly that this is a sparrow, which is very different from a peacock with colorful feathers.
5, one by one to pee, there is no toilet nearby, my mother found a big tree in the shelter, let one pull at the root, and said while pulling: "Big tree, I pulled a nutritious urine for you, grow up quickly." Mom interjected, and the tree said that your urine stinks. I quickly refuted one by one: "I am nutritious urine. Look, the trees are sprouting. " When we looked up, the tree did sprout, and everyone laughed.
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