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Talk about wifi
I am in the countryside, with no internet and no WIFI. In order to praise your news, I walked dozens of kilometers to the town, with blisters on my feet and sticky shoes. Originally, I wanted to sell dozens of pounds of corn at home and take a bus to the Internet cafe in the town to praise your news. Unfortunately, the weather is not good, and the harvest is not good this year, so I have to work in the brick kiln in the town and earn enough money. It only costs a penny to move a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor. For the fare of 100, I moved 10 thousand bricks, and ten fingers were stained with blood. In order to save the fare, I didn't stick a band-aid of Yunnan Baiyao to let my blood coagulate naturally. After getting the money to move bricks, I got on the bus from one town to another. When I came to the Internet cafe, I felt it in my pocket. Nima, there is no Internet access fee of three yuan. I moved 300 bricks less. I have to run around the street, looking at people who drink mineral water. When they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I jumped up like a goalkeeper for fear that the mineral water bottle would be taken away by others. I praised your news for another second at night. Do you understand my eagerness to praise your news? After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally collected 60 precious mineral water bottles, got the waste collection station, and got a net fee of 3 yuan. I came to the internet cafe and finally praised it. I also want to say that I am fine. . . . .
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