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There is nothing to say in summer 2007. 1 1

-If we go back in time, will we be braver than before?

If you give me another 30 seconds, can I still talk?

Wilderness paradise

[ 1]

Mushroom head, navy suit, math problem, class representative.

Sunlight, dust, blackboard, homework, monitor.

When Ji Yan appeared in the classroom of Class 2, Grade 1, proudly holding his head high and looking down at the "sentient beings" in the class with the attitude of a queen, it was really a big earthquake. The wretched man in the fourth row of the third group is not the point, nor does it refer to the telephone pole with glassy eyes at the end of the first group, nor is it the boring man with dark face and deep eyes at the table behind him. but ...

Thirteen-year-old Ji Yan is reasonably aware that in any campus cartoon, there are obscene people, stupid people and treacherous people. However, a slim, fair-skinned and excellent young man is indispensable. She can accept classmate A who wants to be called 1 10 when people see her in reality, or classmate B who is hypocritical, cunning and snobbish, but she can't accept the middle school career (although only junior high school) that made her dream the whole summer vacation and couldn't sleep on the eve of school.

No one is pleasing to the eye, male and female.

As the saying goes, "Women's University changed eighteen times", which made Ji Yan, who made her debut as a lovely LOLI, firmly believe that she would become a powerful royal elder sister. As a matter of fact, she has been half successful. Now, Ji Yan really wants to ask the ancients, is there a saying that "men have changed eighteen times"?

What do you mean, mixed fish and dragons? What do you mean, dancing around? What is grotesque? How big is the world? Ji Yan, located at the junction of LOLI and Yujie Street, was "suddenly enlightened" in the first week of junior high school.

The head teacher likes this tall girl with a mushroom head and a loud voice. On the basis of the representative of Chinese class, she handed the arduous task of the Disciplinary Committee to Ji Yan. That student is generally reserved and awkward (or a fake man show? In the era of), when teachers assign class cadres with passion, they look dull and resentful.

"Startled ... me again? Don't ~ ~ "

"What bad luck ... another member of the Commission for Discipline Inspection!"

"I don't want to be a class cadre! ! ! "

Conversations like this emerge from every corner of the classroom, which makes this energetic teacher a little strange and slightly angry. Ji Yan is one of the few people who readily accept the distribution. As a result, the teacher's satisfaction index for her has increased by ten points, and the evaluation has become: generous, cheerful, serious and responsible girls.

[2]

The self-study class in the afternoon is not generally noisy. Sitting on the podium, Ji Yan could even see that the ceiling began to fall. ...

-"oil! You are broken! "

The first black line.

-"Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ~ ~ You waste!"

The second black line.

-"honey, let's get married! ! "

The third black line.

……

When the black line spread all over the room and there was no room for more than one person, Ji Yan felt it was time to show off.

"ah! You-that's enough! " It's really a blockbuster. Too many people in the audience realized that the veins stood out on the stage and their eyes were full of evil light. Suddenly, my brain was short-circuited, my eyes turned black and my tongue froze. Yes, it has achieved satisfactory results. Ji Yan secretly revealed a gloomy smile. However, her desire for control was unfortunately broken when her eyes touched the seat in the penultimate row.

who is it? That's not true! In fact, I sit quietly in my seat and preview my Chinese. It was a long time before I raised my head slightly and gave a disdainful smile. I don't know if I'm laughing at everyone or Ji Yan. Two people's eyes met in the noisy classroom and staggered at the same time. It seems that nobody is too lazy to see anyone.

The school in Ji Yan is a boarding school. Students wear white shirts and dark blue pants, while girls wear "navy blue clothes" of the same color. In the first day of junior high school, everyone's limbs were not open. Only the clothes in this idol drama will not make boys look tall and straight, nor will girls look slender, but will only look extremely clumsy. One day, Ji Yan easily learned that the boy sitting in the penultimate row was Shirley. The so-called relaxation is deliberately dawdling when collecting exercise books, and secretly glancing at the boy's exercise books when raising his beautiful eyebrows to express his dissatisfaction.

Ah-this word! Not just ugly! !

Crack ... the girl's fantasy broke another one. How can the words be so ugly ... Ji Yan buzzed quietly and drifted away.

Shirley's handwriting belongs to the kind in which the five senses are twisted and tilted to the right. I don't know if he has a deep and strong impression on this arrogant boy, or if this word is really hard to hear and too personal. In short, Ji Yan can accurately find Shirley by handwriting in more than 50 homework assignments.

Ji Yan believes that the requirements for beautiful teenagers are simple:

1. Slim. Never be a muscle man, never be an opium man! )

2. The skin should be white. That's the prince. Ah ah ah ~ ~)

3. high. (high = tangible)

4. brilliant. (Pure vanity ...)

5. The sound should be magnetic! (It sounds good when you say sweet words)

6. There is money at home. (er ... this was taught by idol drama)

7. The words should look good! (No reason at all)

Ji Yan once listened to several girls secretly discussing, such as "Shirley is so temperamental ~" and "worthy of being the monitor!" , "beautiful boy!" Something that Ji Yan thought was very superficial.

Shirley? incision ...

1. Slim: Is it too slim? The waist is thinner than mine!

2. The skin should be white: that is "dead white"! What's the use of being so white

3. Height: ... Well, seven or eight centimeters taller than me.

4. Talented: Who said that the monitor must be talented!

5. The voice should be magnetic: just like the voice of a drake.

6. This family is rich ... It is said that even the schoolbag is in the fifth grade of primary school.

7. Good calligraphy: ...

By comparison, Ji Yan somehow calmed the choppy resentment in his heart. However, the ECG finally calmed down and reached its peak after its eyes touched Shirley's half-dead smile like Kakashi.

What! Self-righteous man! !

[3]

The so-called seating arrangement is just that the teacher arranges the students from the back to the front according to the approximate height of "visual inspection". Ji Yan is lucky to be placed in the penultimate row, because she stands out among girls. "Lucky" here doesn't mean "penultimate row", but ... she sits in the front seat of Shirley. She slowly dragged her schoolbag to a new seat and sat down heavily.

If it seems reluctant, then Ji Yan's heart must be pounding on the table and chair with ecstasy. First of all, we should be clear about Ji Yan's character. "Serious and responsible, bold and cheerful" is dominant, "duplicity" and "desire for control" are implicit.

Ji Yan, because of her natural competitive personality, when she met a decent figure like Shirley, her first thought was not to flash past him as a stranger, but to fight against the evil light waves emanating from Shirley's bones. Speaking of which, I'm really a little masochistic. Haha-

Ji Yan sighed in his heart, and buried his head to study the math problem. Facts have shown that it is against the laws of nature to go against nature ... I have looked at the math problems from left to right for countless times, and I can't figure out any clue, but Shirley's smile like a dead fish frequently comes out to spoil things, Shirley ... Math, Shirley ... Math. Calculus papers have been changed by a dozen, but the result is still inconclusive.

"Hey, Shirley! The seventh question has no clue! "

"The seventh question? Well ... it's very simple, just deform the OOXX formula. "

"oh? Really! Lord Shirley, you are my idol! ! ! "

What? The seventh question! Ji Yan's ear tip heard the fragments of the conversation behind him. With a complicated expression, he picked up the pile of calculus paper on the table, looked at it for a while, and tore it into two pieces, a quarter and a sixteenth ... until the A4-sized paper became a nail-sized piece. Under the eyes of the public, Ji Yan walked to the trash can with a calm and strange expression and put all the scraps of paper in it.

"Ji Yan, have you thought of another way?" As if he realized something, the boy leaned back in his chair lazily and asked with a slight smile.

"...No." Without any ups and downs.

The end of the matter is simple. Ji Yan sat in the seat next to Shirley, and watched attentively as the pen in the boy's hand swung back and forth on the paper, holding the pen with clear joints, which was very beautiful for Ji Yan. In the last line of calculus paper, X=520 is obtained.

"Hey, why did you ask me this just now?" Ji Yan packed her books and exercise books. When she stood up, she. The boy cocked his head and thought for a moment. He saw the girl's capable short hair being blown a little radian by the breeze. He bent his mouth and said, "Because I don't want to see anyone die of internal injuries." And Ji Yan has walked out of the classroom door.

Shirley looked at the mottled shadows outside the window. Green leaves are wrapped in crystal sunshine, and exquisite colors are rippling. Dark green, dark green and light green are intertwined and full of vision. A long and noisy summer.

[4]

Ji Yan seldom considered the so-called "pure love for campus life". Occasionally quarrel with Shirley, a "beautiful boy", and scold him with a smile. You come and go, stab in the back and fight with each other, but it's also easy. Of course, sometimes boys will hold their heads and say things like "OK, OK, I won't argue with you", or they will be chased out of the classroom by Ji Yan. These details that belong to Shirley are "unique to Ji Yan" in Ji Yan's eyes.

What's Shirley like at ordinary times? Quiet, rational, calm, proud, simple, malicious and determined. A good student with presbyopia, a god in the eyes of students and an example in the eyes of parents.

I once asked bored, "Why don't you change your schoolbag?"

The boy's answer is innocent, "My family is poor ~ ~"

"come on They say your family does business and is rich! There are several villas! " At this time, the boy will smile and stubbornly answer: "It is because my family bought a villa and went bankrupt!" I don't believe this boring excuse.

Gossip, also called gossip news. Until the first half of the second day of junior high school, countless couples related to Shirley had been bored by the public. The most popular is OO, a warm-blooded cultural and entertainment committee member, followed by LL, a quiet and gentle (somewhat affected) girl. The former is because of the responsibility, and many activities of the cultural and recreational Committee members and the squad leader need to cooperate, thus giving the perpetrators a good YY theme. The latter is because of some reasons, Ji Yan can't think clearly now. Many people have patted their chests in front of Ji Yan and said, "I guarantee that Shirley absolutely likes LL!"

What do you mean like it? What is the most patient with her when teaching a topic? Smile at her like? Being teased by her without showing impatience is gentler, just like it? Stay with her for a long time after school and explain her math problems, that's all?

Ji Yan finally didn't ask Shirley. These rumors were shattered by the fact that Shirley "lived an honest and clean life" and "made no progress with anyone". However, it caused a bigger storm in the final exam of the first half of the second semester of junior high school.

It was because a classmate was fidgeting after the math exam that he borrowed Shirley's calculus paper to answer the question. As a result, he saw the sentence "I love XX" scrawled in the middle of the calculus paper. Nobody knows what happened. The calculus paper was never found, and Shirley didn't even defend it once. "Calculus Paper Event" explained in a soft voice when the gossip heroine XX Ling stood in the middle of the crowd: "Me and just ordinary classmates ~" "It's not as complicated as you think at all!" "You must have misunderstood ~ ~"

Outside the crowd, Shirley calmly reviewed the next exam book. It seems to have nothing to do with all this.

Ji Yan holds a pen in his hand, loosen it, hold it, loosen it, hold it. Until the next exam bell rings.

[5]

The long-awaited summer vacation after the final exam. Before the summer vacation is the so-called "birthday". It can also be called "judgment day".

-"ah! Lord Shirley! ! How can I worship you? ! ! "

-"How can you keep the second place alive, Lord Shirley!"

Yes, there is no way out. Ji Yan sat quietly in her seat. Probably the cold on my body can frost the glass in the classroom. Actually, the second one doesn't matter. Although Ji Yan thinks she is very competitive, she is not stingy to the point of "fighting for the first place and not marrying George H.W. Bush". Shirley sat behind him and discussed the latest Bleach and Naruto with some noisy boys.

This guy, why do you act so flattered? Why bother? Why bother-

Since the last exam, Ji Yan hasn't spoken to Shirley on his own initiative. What can I say to him? There is nothing more to say. Ji Yan said to himself.

Did you really write "XX I love you"? Ah, ha ha ha. Do you like her?

How can you say such a thing? How can I put it? !

A group of boys centered on Shirley are having a heated discussion about the plot trend of Naruto. Shirley leaned back against the wall-a very comfortable sitting position, and lazily answered a few words from time to time. Most of the voices are:

"ha! I said-four generations are definitely Naruto's father! "

"Lecce of Kakashi ..."

"Sasuke is definitely better than Naruto now!"

"The ferret is dead, alas ..."

"Shirley, what do you think?"

Ji Yan saw that Shirley kept silent most of the time. Only when discussing some issues, when everyone stopped to look at him, would he make a pause gesture. A pair of all ears. What! When Shirley was Pope!

Ji Yan certainly doesn't understand why when it comes to comics, boys are foaming at the mouth and jumping up and down, just like monkeys taking stimulants. I once heard a girlfriend say, "Ji Yan, don't you really think Shirley is particularly eye-catching even in the crowd?" Ahhh-there seems to be a halo overhead! ! ! "

Ji Yan's mouth twitched: "Oh ... you mean he ascended to heaven? Otherwise how can there be a halo? "

But now Shirley, Shirley with a calm face and Shirley as if nothing had happened are definitely not so simple and striking in Ji Yan's eyes. How can you pretend that you don't know anything? How can you be indifferent to it?

[6]

Ji Yan sometimes feels that she seems to have been looking for Shirley.

"Shirley, I won't do the second question!"

Shirley, what are you doing?

"Shirley, I heard that you won the OOXX Competition Award?"

"Shirley ..."

Even in the idle summer vacation, I can't help thinking, Shirley, what are you doing now? Play games all night, go out with friends, swim, travel, visit relatives and sleep. ..... Ji Yan thinks that the chance of meeting Shirley in the street during such a long summer vacation is almost zero. Living in a completely different district, because I was admitted to the same school, which happened to be a boarding school, I had the opportunity to face each other day and night.

Ah ah ah-

Ji Yan rubbed his hair and shouted, "I don't want to go on like this in a men's show-don't go on like this in a men's show!"

[7]

Because it is the second grade last semester, the third grade is approaching, although it is not imminent. So even on the first day of school, the teacher still left a lot of homework. Ji Yan's habit is to stay in the classroom and finish his homework, and then take a bath in the dormitory. This desperate move was patted on the shoulder by a friend and said, "Ji Yan, are you lovelorn or stimulated?" Eyelids obviously jumped, and the corners of the mouth evoked a strange radian. Ji Yan pushed away his friend's hand and held out his finger.

"I'll count to three."

"One, two ..."

The person in front has rushed out of the classroom at nearly the speed of light.

Lovelorn? Who is lovelorn? I don't know. Haha-lovelorn? What the hell is lovelorn? I haven't heard of it. Is this called lovelorn? I don't even have a love word. What's the loss?

It's the sound of opening the door. Ji Yan looked up, and the purple light showed a mysterious and deep color outside the window. The purplish light slanted in through the door. Shirley came in slowly with a glass of water. From that vague and calm aura, I came in In the past, Ji Yan would say to boys, "Alas, so early?" Now, she lowered her head and said nothing.

A shadow was cast on the table. They are so close that Ji Yan can even smell the shampoo in the boy's hair. You can even feel his lower temperature than ordinary people.

"This question, the theorem is wrong." The boy's white finger pointed to a place in Ji Yan's exercise book, and his voice was very low.

"... huh? "Ji Yan was startled by each other's sudden movements, conditioned reflex miraculously leaned back and looked at Shirley with puzzled eyes. Shirley just gave her a meaningless look, leaving a blank expression: "You really like making low-level mistakes."

"Aren't you the one who made a low-level mistake-"It sounds like something was squeezed through his teeth. The girl's mouth is obviously holding a small arc.

The boy behind him didn't respond.

"Writing a love letter is actually written on a draft paper-"Ji Yan felt that his voice was weak, and his eyes were fixed in the corner of the math book, and he didn't even have the courage to look up.

"I'll teach you how to confess!" I think the boy seems to have seen some heresy. Before Shirley answered, Ji Yanxian said, "I am very loyal!" "

If in the past, when I saw the phrase "as long as a century", Ji Yan would only wave his hand and say, "Now Chinese is misleading children." Now Ji Yan has personally experienced the feeling that life is worse than death.

There is a great silence between them, and even the second hand rotation of the wall clock can be infinitely stretched and amplified. Just like the long slow motion in Japanese dramas, dizzy colors gradually emerge.

-Can't hear you?

My voice seems to be very small.

-Don't answer me.

-Really can't hear you?

-Sure enough ... it won't be ignored.

The girl clenched the corner of her school uniform. It's like walking, and suddenly a corner is empty

That kind of feeling should be called loss. ...

"People who believe that kind of boring rumor," Shirley's weak voice came from behind, after a long time, "aren't they lower?"

[8]

What kind of person is Ji Yan? Aggressive, cheerful, actually awkward, sometimes slow and sometimes sensitive, although slightly "controlling", but still ... very cute. Shirley had to admit that it was one of his pleasures to irritate her with vicious words or eyes and appreciate the way she kept silent and suppressed her internal injuries. I wonder when this special hobby was formed. Or Shirley's repressed bad personality (clinical symptoms: foul tongue, disdainful and arrogant) for 14 years is inevitably exposed after meeting Ji Yan, who is also 14 years old. Anyway, Shirley knew that he would never "doubt that he would suppress hemorrhoids" as before.

Sometimes I am teased by a friend with a candy shoulder: "Does Lord Shirley really want to use the school as a temple?" If so, you can only have a forbidden love with a handsome man like me! I don't want to be a flower-like teenager ... "Shirley glanced at his stubborn friend, suddenly reached out and picked up someone's collar, jerked him to the corner, propped up the walls on both sides of his friend's shoulder with his hands, and smiled thoughtfully at his mouth:" Do you want to try? "This posture will definitely scream, faint and foam at the mouth when others see it. Those boys who prefer boys to girls, under the gaze of Shirley, let out an exaggerated and sharp cry: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-"

Ji Yan can't stand this annoying cry, although she doesn't believe that Shirley is a good man in Changyang ... but this guy, why do you want to make such an ambiguous gesture to attract attention! She knows that people who scream "provocatively" at this time are just "sniffing" that "loving women is more obvious than loving men". Based on her understanding of Shirley, boys who are a little bit neat and perfectionist will not have any wild dreams about this "blue-fingered handsome guy", let alone wild dreams. Even if they meet at ordinary times, they would rather be late.

But I just feel very entangled. Why do I see this disgusting scene? Trapped in his resentment, Ji Yan didn't realize that this "handsome man" had moved to her side. You can't move ... it's more appropriate to pounce ...

"Ah-Ji Yan help me! ! Your family just needs to flirt with me, a childlike teenager! ! "The people in front of us are dancing without measure.

Your house, that?

"What do you mean,' the one in your house'?" Ji Yan asked. In fact, Ji Yan, who is second in her class, knows better than anyone what this obvious statement means. As we mentioned earlier, "duplicity" is hidden in Ji Yan.

There is no denying that when Ji Yan heard the words "the man in your house", he did have a little secret joy. At the age of fourteen, she was restless and full of passion, and LOLI was the age of the queen. As an adolescent girl, Ji Yan occasionally commits anthomaniac like ordinary people, and whenever she realizes that the object of anthomaniac is actually Shirley, a self-righteous man, Ji Yan in her heart will scratch the wall and say, "Hey, hey, why am I so worthless?" Anyway, Shirley, a "beautiful boy", is really a guy.

"What are you talking about?" Shirley pulled the handsome guy back by the collar, but the burning eyes of the masses obviously focused on the evil thoughts of "really attacking and really defending", and "your home" has been completely ignored. I believe that within a day, the vigorous "brotherhood" between Shirley and his friends will set off a BL wave in the gossip circle of Class Two, Grade Two.

but ...

The green leaves are swaying outside the window, and the cool sunshine jumps on the girl's slender fingertips. The summer breeze blew her hair on her shoulders. However, Shirley seems to have never seen himself.

He hasn't cut his hair since the first semester of the second grade, so he has been growing. It's over the shoulder now. Not that silly mushroom head anymore. Although some friends said, "Ji Yan, you are still suitable for short hair-very capable and strong!" Ji Yan smiled and said, "I like long hair."

"ah! Shirley, do you think Ji Yan looks good with long hair or short hair? I said short hair, right? " Not to be outdone, my friend turned to ask Shirley. The boy turned the math book to a new page, and the warm summer sun flashed a thin layer of light on his face.

"Actually, Ji Yan's long hair or short hair is the same to me." He looked up and said flatly.

[9]

The same what? Ji Yan asked himself.

Even in the third grade, Ji Yan will think of the conversation that died in the second grade when reading at night. Maybe what Shirley inadvertently said "It's all the same to me" is just a simple meaning. In other words, Shirley doesn't care whether Ji Yan has long hair or short hair. But I still want to leave some room for fantasy. Even if you are sentimental, it doesn't matter.

I remember that Shirley once gave Ji Yan a notebook with a blue cover. It's not "send". Probably the notebook that the school won the prize because of its ranking in which subject competition. When Ji Yan saw that Shirley had two books in his hand, he joked, "You want so many books, you might as well send me one!" "Then you choose." Shirley replied. I remember, I asked him for it myself. Even so, when a friend asks, "Where did this notebook come from? It's so beautiful, "Ji Yan will say with a little pride," This is from Wen Zhe ".

"Ahhh-unfair! I want it too! "

"You can ask him for it!" Understatedly and with a show-off tone. This kind of self really looks ... very annoying ... very vain. Trying to verify his "different" and "different" in his eyes. What's the truth. Ji Yan didn't want to think about it.

Before the entrance examination for the third grade, it is to let everyone sweat and fill in their volunteers. Students who are repeatedly threatened by teachers dare not report too high a volunteer. Although Ji Yan's performance has always been excellent, she still hesitates between Z and Y.

"Needless to say! Shirley is definitely in Y! As sure as a gun! "

"Ji Yan can also go to Y?"

"yes! The two of them, absolutely can ... "

This is not the first time that Ji Yan has heard such a dialogue. However, the score in Y is really high. I really want to go to the same school as Shirley. If I can be a classmate again-Ji Yan looked at Shirley's back and finally bowed his head and said nothing.

But I still can't help but go over and ask Shirley where to report. As expected, the answer is "Y" and "What about you?" Shirley asked. It seems to be just a polite rhetorical question.

"Z is right." Ji Yan wants to answer "Y, just like you." But if it is good, it will be contrary to the original intention in the end. She also wants to know what Shirley will say and how he will react.

Yes

-"Ji Yan, you'd better sign up for Y."

or ...

-"I think y is more suitable for you."

or ...

-"You are sure to be admitted to Y Middle School."

Still.

-"I hope you sign up for Y. Because I want to be your classmate again."

Shirley just raised his eyelids and replied faintly, "Oh."

Oh, a simple syllable. Pronunciation is as simple as breathing or blinking. Because you don't care. Where I go to high school is none of your business. Just-just asking. But I didn't care.

Is that so?

[ 10]

In fact, when I was only fourteen years old, I had a stupid fantasy.

Midsummer afternoon, well, there should be sunshine with just the right temperature and brightness so as not to sweat.

There should be traffic lights, intersections, endless crowds and cars that often appear in movies.

There should be a coke with ice, a heavy book in my arms, a refreshing coat and casual cropped trousers.

There is a natural and playful smile on the cheeks slightly reddened by the sun.

There is also a teenager standing five steps away from the light.

Even though I knew it was impossible, even though I later said contemptuously to myself, "Alas-it seems that I am really neurotic!" But in the next moment, 14-year-old Ji Yan will still fall into her fantasy and describe the details she knows by heart in more detail.

It's like meeting you at my most beautiful time.