Ask and answer the love stories of routine boys

Boys' love stories are asked and answered

Boys' love stories are asked and answered with humor. People who can talk are very popular. Emotional love stories are humorous, which makes people feel very interesting and can reflect their emotional intelligence. Let's summarize some interesting love stories below. Let's take a look! Ask and answer the love stories of boys.

Ask and answer the boy's love story. 1

1. "Are you a book?" "Why do you say that?" "The more I look at it, the more I want to sleep."

2. "You know, I dare not move now." "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you."

3. M: Let me ask you a question. How many boys have shown you white? Woman: It should be five. M: Then I'm the sixth.

4. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

5. "You look particularly like one of my relatives." "Like who?" "My mother's son-in-law"

6. "Did an earthquake just happen?" "No.""Then why did my heart shake when I saw you?"

7. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look carefully for "really not" and "yes, I have you in my eyes"

8. "You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen." "What about the first?" "The first is my girlfriend." "Aren't you single?" "So would you like to be my girlfriend and be the first beautiful girl?"

9. "Hello, can we get to know each other?" "I know your depth, and you know my length"

1. "I am a lovely girl." "Huh?" "You are cute."

11. "Do you like sugar?" I like it. No wonder you are so sweet. 12. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are mine. 13. Do you find my eyes beautiful? What do you mean? Because it's full of you. I saw you in the street just now. Are you in the street? Really, where are you? "I'm home" "(find a picture of a pig walking in the street)"

15. "Can I ask you the way?" "Where to?" Can you tell me the way to your heart?

16. Do you like water? Yes. Great, then you already like 72% of me.

17. Do you like me? "If you like me, help you chase me." "If you don't like me, I'm going to like you."

18. "Hey, what should I do if my heart is stolen?" "Call the police." Then hold on tight!

19. "The world doesn't revolve around you." "Oh!" "But I am."

2. "Little brother, I have something for you", "What" and "Me"

21. "How much do you love me?" "A little more than yesterday, a little less than tomorrow."

22. "I want to give you an excellent gift." "God, what the hell is that?" "me!"

23. "People like you …" "What's wrong with me?" "I have nothing to talk about with you except being in love."

24. "I think you are so strange today." "What's strange?" "It's so cute."

25. "If you don't know how to speak." "Then shout my full name."

26. "Maybe I am a bad person." "But I only need you to kiss me and it will get better."

27. "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you." "Why?" "You are too sweet"

28, "I like to share good things with others", "But the better ones just want to hide", "Like you"

29, "I have been looking for a store recently" and "What store?" "Your call"

3. "How much do you like me?" "All the tigers in the forests of the whole world melt into butter."

31. "Beauty, beauty, what's your seat?" "Aquarius, what are you?" "Me, I made it specially for you."

32. "I think you cheated me with your photos." "How did I cheat you?" "You are much more beautiful in person than in photos."

33. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to the present." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting."

34. "What's your birthday?" "Why tell you?" "I forgot my bank card password."

35. "Do you want to try?" "Try what?" "The smell of my lipstick."

36. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "shortcomings"

37. "I suspect that you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I met you, I bubbled happily."

38. "Do you know why crows like camels?" "Because crows like camels as much as I like you, it doesn't make sense."

39. Female: I don't have an umbrella. What should I do if it rains? Man: it doesn't matter, you are in my heart, and the rain can't reach you.

4. "I was going to give you a gift, but express delivery is not accepted." "Oh, how did that happen? What gift? " "I asked them to express me to you, but they didn't agree."

41, "I have a girlfriend", "Then she must be very beautiful", "Why are you so narcissistic"

42, "Have you been chasing any dramas recently", "No", "Why?" Because I just want to chase you "

43," I want to eat noodles ","What noodles "and" What's in your heart "< "Others are not so thoughtful." Routine boy's love story asks and answers 2

1. < P > "Do you know why Houyi left a sun on the shooting day?"

"I don't know"

"Because we want to make love"

2.

"How long have you been single?"

"From birth to now"

"Sorry to keep you waiting so long"

3.

"I think our friendship can only end today"

"Why"

"Next we can only talk about love"

4.

Female: Little brother, little brother, here is something for you.

man: what?

female: You stretch out your hand. (After the boy stretches out, the girl puts her hand on it.) Me, do you want it?

5.

"When you want to go to many places alone, it's different when you are alone."

"How is it different?"

"I just want to stay where you are when I am alone ~"

6.

"I will be a vegetarian from today

" Why? "

"Because, you are my type."

7.

"I'm a little afraid of you"

"Am I fierce?"

"No, because I'm afraid of my wife."

8.

"I think you should knock on all the doors?"

"why do you say that?"

"Because you knock well."

9.

"What will you bake first when you have a barbecue!"

"Barbecue first"

"I will consider you first ..."

1.

I want to be a scientist when I was a child,

I want to be an artist when I grow up,

Now,

I just want to go to your house.

11.

"I did badly in the exam today"

"Why"

"Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you"

12.

"People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?"

"I don't know" < p

"I don't know"

"You northern nose"

14,

"Do you know what day it was yesterday?"

"what day?"

"It's the day when I love you"

15,

Today I'm jealous

Why

I'm jealous when I think that I liked you yesterday

16,

"Do you know where the ends of the earth are?"

"Where is it"

"I don't know"

"But I'd like to take you to find it"

17,

"I haven't eaten sugar since I met you"

"Why"

"You are too sweet"

18,

You like cats.

"Sure, what to wash?"

"Like me"

2,

"I think I will lose if I play hide-and-seek with you"

"Why"

"Because I love someone, I can't hide it"

21,

"I'm missing a necessity"

"What's missing?"

"You"

22,

"Is anyone chasing you?"

"No"

"Hello, my name isNo."

23.

"Do you know what my weakness is?"

"You have so many shortcomings, how can I know?"

"No, there is one thing you must know-that is, you are missing."

24,

"I choose between drinking tea and drinking"

"drinking tea"

"drinking ..."

"Now you can only choose me"

25,

"I think you make me cold"

"Why"

"Because I am right.

Because every pen knows your name

27,

I'm a bell. What are you

What is it?

Are you a jingle bell?

28,

Do you know what I like best?

I don't know.

I'm staring at you.

29, < 。”

"Not as good-looking as one tenth of yourself"

3,

"Do you know why I don't go to heaven?"

"Why"

"Because there is you on the ground"

31.

"Can you lend me your cup?"

"why?"

"Because I want to lend you my life."

32.

Do you like drinking water?

Yes

Then you already like me 8%.

33.

"Let's play a game!"

"ok!"

"One, two, three, Woodenhead, don't move!"

"you moved! ！”

"Because I have a crush on you."