What mood should you post to make your circle of friends more lively?

Generally, posting funny moods will make your circle of friends more lively, such as cute funny, silly funny, empty-eared funny~ Cute and funny:

1. I am a The master of emotional manipulation can instantly make you feel chest tight, short of breath, and anxious with just 4 words! "Tomorrow is Monday".

2. I don’t dare to sleep. If I shoot myself asleep, there will be one more sleeping beauty in the world.

3. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. ?

4. The only sentence in the meeting content, "Let's adjourn the meeting," has something to do with me.

5. If I were a winter vacation homework book, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself up with rich knowledge, so as to avoid causing trouble to the master during the Chinese New Year.

6. You don’t need to give me red envelopes during the Chinese New Year this year. Just help me finish my homework.

7. I still struggle with whether to wait until next year or sleep until next year.

8. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face during the New Year, just for such a simple and crude friendship.

9. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it back and forth. In fact, I am really afraid that it will really be pushed away.

10. Don’t go to the toilet at 23:59 on New Year’s Eve, otherwise you won’t be able to get out until next year.

11. Don’t send me any holiday blessings during the New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.

12. On days when I can’t see my beloved, I feel like all the new clothes I bought were in vain.

13. The most hypocritical saying during the Chinese New Year is: Hey, just come and bring whatever you want.

14. I have a ton more cuteness, hehe~

15. Hello everyone, I am a sheep. I had my hair sheared today, so I had insomnia.

16. Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

17. Heroes don’t ask where they come from. Love comes with my speed.

18. If you have time to worry about love and love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich.

19. I suggest you like me. I reply messages very quickly.

20. You don’t have to travel across the ocean to see me, just pay me half a year’s savings with Alipay. Funny jokes:

1. I also want to fall in love, but my parents’ disapproval is secondary. The main reason is that the person I’m in love with doesn’t agree either.

2. There are some things that you can’t figure out now. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember them. ?

3. I still can’t forget you. I think of you when I see the trash can on the roadside. ?

4. My little wish is that I won’t have insomnia at night and there will be no shortage of money on my card. ?

5. The system is maintained by someone, but I am not.

6. Is it true that beauties have a rough life? If so, I will admit defeat and lose completely. ?

7. You must be nicer to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world. ?

8. I have an appetite that I shouldn’t have at this age. ?

9. I envy you that all your careers have encountered bottlenecks. I haven’t even found the bottle yet.

10. When I was a child, I hated beautiful women the most, but now when I grow up, I have become the person I hated the most when I was a child.

11. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

12. When you reach my age, I will sing softly in your ears, like your body, and give you bags. The only ones left are mosquitoes.

13. I am not suitable for playing chicken. I am deaf on rainy days, blind on foggy days, and powerful on sunny days. I am a box.

14. What is youth? Even if your mother urges you, you still don’t wear long johns; what does it mean to be mature? Even before your mother urged you, you had already put on your long johns.

15. People grow up three times. The first time is when they see Apple’s front-facing selfie, the second time is when they see the Alipay balance, and the third time is when they get on the scale.

16. I went to the bookstore yesterday and saw a copy of "Solve 50% of the Problems in Your Life", so I bought two copies.

17. It’s not that I like to stay up late, but that the night needs my shining star.

18. It’s not that the hairline is receding, but that life is moving forward.

19. Why was I born in the south, but I drink the northwest wind every day.

20. My friends keep telling me that I must marry a rich man. It’s actually quite funny. Is this advice useful? Go and persuade the rich, I am willing~ Konger Funny Category:

1. I asked when the lockdown would be lifted, and my friends kept saying that I was in a hurry to get married. ?

2. I said I deliver express in Shenzhen, but you always say that I have a piece of land in Shenzhen. ?

3. I told you not to stay when you go downstairs and finish the nucleic acid test. You go around saying that you will get soybean oil after you finish the nucleic acid test.

4. I said don’t be confused when fighting. Why are you asking about candied haws? ?

5. I said my work was very depressing, but they said I was picking up garbage at the construction site.

6. I said I was dizzy and needed to take a day off, but you went around saying that I was getting married and needed to take a day off.

7. I said I was driving screws in the factory, but you said everywhere that I was in Russia. ?

8. I said it made my abs laugh out loud, and she said Peppa Pig. ?

9. I comforted my friend to go to the nightclub, and she asked me where the nightclub was. ?

10. I am sleepy and want to sleep, but you go around saying that no one wants me. ?

11. I just said that I can’t drink, but you go around saying that I won’t live long. ?

12. I said it’s okay, just relax, but you said onions should be added to vegetables. ?

13. I told my family that I bought a Porsche, and they spread the word that I was working as a cleaning lady. ?

14. Have some fun! What snacks are you going to serve? ?

15. I said I worked for a day, and you spread the word that I made a thousand dollars.

16. I said that I am shy and easily deceived, but you tell people everywhere that I am committing fraud in Myanmar.

17. I said that I was not a good drinker, but you said that I was sentenced to jail for drinking and fighting.

18. I told my friend that I was delivering food, and he spread the word that I was selling food outside.

19. I said I like sycamore trees, but you say everywhere that I live with others.

20. I said that I am not interested in that man, but you go around saying that I am not interested in that man.