Female humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence

1. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long an ugly person can live.

Second, when I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults don't have a hair.

Third, after becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, only obesity for no reason!

Sixth, riding a tram home from work, riding fast in the alley, an uncle riding fast opposite, is about to hit. Uncle roared: you go left, I go right! That day, we lay on the ground for a long time. ...