What are the lines in the sketch "Eating Noodles" starring Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao?

Part of the lines in the sketch "Eating Noodles" performed by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao are:

Chen: (slightly surprised) Eat noodles!

Zhu: Look, this is a bowl of noodles.

Chen: Hey! I just didn't eat today.

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: Ah - I said I will do a good job today. Haha, I will do a good job.

Zhu: Come on, come on, get ready first. Okay, all our departments have paid attention. Makeup, costumes, and props are all prepared.

Chen: (Looking at the bowl and talking to himself happily) Make braised noodles!

Zhu: Hey. The position of the camera, let's make it a little closer. Hey, that’s it.

Chen: (makes a sound while eating noodles)

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Chen: (continues to eat noodles secretly)

Zhu: What sound! Quiet!

Chen: Shh-[laughter in the audience] (whispering) Don’t laugh!

Zhu: All our departments are stepping up preparations. (walks towards Chen) Ah, this actor's scene is (finding him eating noodles) - Hey! How did you eat it?

Chen: To be honest, I didn’t eat breakfast today. Let me lay the groundwork first.

Zhu: The filming hasn’t started yet!

Chen: (pointing to the bucket of noodles) It doesn’t matter, I see there is another bucket over there!

Zhu: (helpless) Well, this scene is like this.

Chen: Ah.

Zhu: You and your girlfriend have made an appointment to go see a movie together at 8 o'clock tonight...

Chen: Ah! Love drama. (Looking excited) Ouch~~This————

Zhu: (Looking at the watch) Uh-it’s now...

Chen: Hey, director, I’ve liked watching it since I was a child. Love movies.

Zhu: Don’t be nagging, it’s already 8 o’clock.

Chen: Hey, it’s 8 o’clock

Zhu: You were eating noodles. Your girlfriend came to call you. After you finished eating the noodles, you put down your bowl and ran out.

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Zhu: I’ll say one or two lines, why are you so anxious...

Chen: (Grab (Words) Yes, one or two lines, I’m not in a hurry.

Zhu: No, I’m talking about one or two lines. Why are you so anxious?

Chen: Yes, I’m really not in a hurry to direct.

Zhu: (Impatient) I said one or two lines, what are you talking about...

Chen: (seizing the words, showing a helpless look) It’s two lines Son, I - why should I worry about you...

Zhu: (loudly) Okay! Stop talking!

Chen: Hey. yes.

Zhu: Don’t say it!

Chen: Ah, I won’t say.

Zhu: One*** or two lines were said by you.

Chen: (somewhat understanding) That’s what I said.

Zhu: Why are you in a hurry? Just wait for me.

Chen: Oh, I seem to understand, it’s me who said it.

Zhu: Hey, what you said, you say it again and I listen.

Chen: Uh (I haven’t recovered yet).

Zhu: You said it.

Chen: (looks at the director) Uh-huh. Just say that?

Zhu: Why do you say that? Of course you have to have some emotion.

Chen: Oh, a little emotional. (impatiently) Hi! Why are you so anxious? Just wait for me!

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Zhu: Stop, stop... you have to talk while eating!

Chen: We have to talk while eating. This is not easy (talking while eating) Why are you so anxious...

Zhu: Stop, stop, stop! You can actually serve a bowl of noodles and get the feeling of eating noodles.

Chen: (delighted, a little unbelievable) Really, you even let me have a bowl————Hey, it’s full.

Zhu: All our departments have paid attention. We will take a look at the actors’ scenes and start filming immediately. OK, come. preparation.

Chen: (passing the bowl) How about you eat first.

Zhu: (He has no choice. He gestured with his hand to eat by himself)

Chen: Then I won’t be polite.

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Chen: Hey~~it tastes good!

Zhu: What tastes good?

Chen: Noodles. Just right!

Zhu: I didn’t ask you this. (Hand on his shoulder) Let me ask you this - how does it feel?

Chen: (touching his belly) I’m full!

Zhu: (helpless) It’s all screwed up, look.

Chen: Don’t screw it!

Zhu: Let me ask you how you felt about the scene just now. The feeling of play.

Chen: Play——I don’t feel anything.

Zhu: How could I not feel it? This play——

Chen: No, I just think it tastes pretty good, nothing else.

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Zhu: Stop!

Chen: (still eating)

Zhu: Stop! What don't you feel?

Chen: I don’t feel it.

Zhu: Why don’t you feel anything?

Chen: You don’t feel it.

Zhu: What is the line?

Chen: The line is, why are you worried about you...

Zhu: You...

Chen: Hey, director, don't criticize me either. I'll just have another bowl (it's difficult to hold the noodles).

Zhu: OK. Come. Get ready.

Chen: Hey (answered feebly).

Zhu: OK. eat! Officially shot! preparation! Be happy and natural. Start shooting!

Chen: (Hurrying to eat noodles)

Zhu: Say it! Say something!

Chen: Ci’er!

Zhu: Tell me your lines!

Chen: Lines!

Zhu: Wrong! Stop!

Chen: (Put down the bowl after eating)

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Chen: Okay——

Zhu : (Zhu picked up the bucket and poured it into the bowl)

Chen: Hey, director, I, I, I, I, I, I, I will eat...

Zhu: Okay, very good.

Chen: This - how can you eat this?

Zhu: Don’t panic, don’t panic. Squat down. Squat down.

Chen: (squats down and then gets up)

Zhu: Squat down!

Chen: I can’t squat anymore.

Zhu: Oops - props, bring me a stool. Come, sit, sit.

Chen: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Zhu: Okay, the camera is ready. Officially shot. preparation. start.

Chen: (Picks the noodles to his mouth and then puts them down, unable to eat)

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Chen: (Hiccups)

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Zhu: OK, hold on for a while, hold on for a minute. Okay, one minute, one minute. Just one minute. Attention all departments! Officially shot. Preparation——

Chen: (hiccups)

Zhu: I said you...

Chen: Director, I really can’t (hiccups) Now, you can take pictures with whomever you like (hiccups). I'll just go back to my old job.

Zhu: Come back! return!

Chen: Director. Now, I don’t really want to be famous now.

Zhu: Even if you don’t want to be famous.

Extended information:

1. "Eating Noodles" is the masterpiece of Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao in the 1984 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, marking the birth of the sketch. Significance of the work: "Actor Test" was dismantled and changed into "Eating Noodles", which became a sensation and the Spring Festival Gala became the audience's favorite skit training base.

2. The characters in the sketch "Eating Noodles" were very successful, and the actors performed very well.

In terms of attire, Chen Peisi wears a jacket similar to the color of a worker's uniform, a pair of gray trousers, a pair of cloth shoes on his feet, and a thread hat on his head that is slightly tilted, giving him the image of a migrant worker; while Zhu Shimao is Wearing a suit, tie, black leather shoes, a watch, and a script in hand. One of the two has small eyes, the other has thick eyebrows and big eyes. They also form a sharp contrast in appearance. The two contrasting images are destined to create a lot of jokes.

3. Creation process: The crew asked Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao to live in a hotel to write "Eating Noodles". Because there were no sketch programs before that, the two wrote in the hotel for a week. What I finally wrote was not approved when I told the crew about it.

As a result, they found it too difficult, and they had to pay food stamps to eat in the hotel. The crew was also having a hard time at the time, and they were embarrassed to continue living like this, so they ran away. After that, the whole crew was mobilized to look for them. There were no mobile phones at the time. Fortunately, they both belonged to the Bayi Factory, so they called the factory leaders and sent someone to look for them. I found it and promised to continue writing. After I finished writing, I couldn't pass it and ran away again. After I ran away, I found it again and continued writing.

In this way, Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao ran away from the hotel three times in order to write "Eating Noodles". Huang Yihe said that precisely because of this hard work, the final product is indeed of high quality. He won numerous applause during the audition.

4. Huang Yihe, the chief director of the first CCTV Spring Festival Gala, recalled: "Because this "Eating Noodles" skit was purely for fun and had no political significance, the crew was unsure whether it could hold up at the time, so the crew An audition was held at the Tiantan Sports Hotel, and the performance was shown to many celebrities in the sports world. "

Zhu Shimao said at the time that half of the performance seemed to have no laughter, and there seemed to be not many people around. I feel like this program is not effective. Later, I looked closely and saw that everyone got up from the ground one by one. It turned out that they were all rolling on the floor with laughter and were speechless. What followed was enthusiastic applause.

Reference materials: Eating noodles_Baidu Encyclopedia? Chen Peisi_Baidu Encyclopedia