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"Go out to Xiangqi and have a glass of fireworks."

"Go out to Xiangqi and have a glass of fireworks."

Have a cup of tea and wish you a bright future. -Notes

A few days ago, I heard from a friend far away that there is also a modern China tea shop in Shenzhen. Many people line up and can't buy anything. This is the smell of fireworks! The power of human fireworks!

? Sprite with eight yuan is very fragrant, so why drink milk tea!

? I am behind the times, so I don't deserve a cup of tea. What throbs, like tea, Starbucks and a cup of yogurt, are not good to drink.

? Disappointed, lost, sad, lonely, silent, want to cry, want to laugh, die, laugh it off. Ah, goodbye, my friend. Have a glass of fireworks. The future is bright and there will be no future.

? Later, I learned that the real meaning of a bright future is: there is no future in the future, and there is no future tomorrow.

? When I was in Dongyang Town, I was really bored alone. I think I want Chen Huansheng to go to town once. I went to help Zhang Yun deliver things and went to Changsha, the provincial capital, to feel alive.

? Fortunately, the town is not far from Changsha, the provincial capital, and it is only an hour's drive. I dragged Zhang Yun's suitcase and sent it to the place where the students of the University Commission for Discipline Inspection lived, so I planned to leave. After all, I haven't seen the "graduation" of the university for almost a year. It's good that everyone goes their separate ways. There was nothing to talk about, but it would be nice if the students of the Commission for Discipline Inspection invited me to have a cup of tea. Hengyang Goose was neglected, surrounded by trumpets, and they met by chance, all of whom were foreign guests, crying sadly.

Some of my high school and college classmates have worked, lived and studied in Changsha. I don't know anything about fireworks. I come from cool thin, and I don't like to disturb others. The road is opposite to the sky, and each goes his own way.

? Classmate love is still relatively simple.

? However, the modern China tea shop is really delicious. In the commercial plaza opposite the students of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the shops of Modern China Tea Shop and the coupons of Modern China Tea Shop are just right. Let's have a glass of fireworks. I'm glad you came. You can be considered a friend.

? I don't know what kind of free-falling peanut oil squeezing job Zhang Yun is accepting while I am drinking tea. If I don't work, where can I get money, where can I live and where can I live? I think it's not easy for me to live and drink well.

? "What I miss most is the milk tea in the university aircraft carrier building. In my lifetime, I must go back and invite two or three friends to drink once. "

? "Why didn't you buy me a drink when you were in fucking college?" Zhang Yundao.

? "We didn't know each other at that time. Well, I'll treat you to a fart. "

? "You are so fucking rich, and you often go to the aircraft carrier building for tea."

? "No, it is mixed vegetables to drink. I will invite you to the aircraft carrier building for tea in the future. "

? "After you go back to school, please ask that person for a cup of milk tea for me. Just say that I brought it to her and I owe her a cup of milk tea ..."

? "Love beast ... you still owe others milk tea ..."

? "Did you fucking ... climb Yuelu Mountain?"

? "I'm dying at the foot of Yuelu Mountain! Didn't go to climb, old don't want to move ... "

? From ancient times to the present, many people have hurt talented people and beautiful women and suffered from parting. Ying Xiao Wo is crazy, like a cloud. ...

? I did meet Zhang Yun at school from June to September that year. I asked her if she wanted to invite her to have a glass of fireworks, but Zhang Yun said it was meaningless and unnecessary. I also felt meaningless and unnecessary, so I gave up ... after all, others lived well.

? Many things are meaningless and unnecessary, and I didn't send milk tea to girls in Zhang Yun, because I ran away emotionally. After leaving school and being washed by society, how many people have changed, probably really mature and grown up.

? It is such a delight to have friends coming so far. Modern China Tea Shop is a modern China Tea Shop because of its earthly fireworks and unique creativity. Dreams still have to be there. What if they go to heaven?

? What is my dream? I think I have many dreams waiting for me to realize, such as reading a lot of books, walking a long way, and meeting some friends in "We are all unhappy-to the end of the day".

? I don't like drinking milk tea very much. I used to drink all kinds of coffee in Changsha, bitter, sweet, polysaccharide, sugar-free and less sugar. Fortunately, I have never wronged myself about eating, drinking and having fun. With 200 yuan, I can have a decent meal in Taiping Street.

? Probably it was a bitter time and I drank a lot of coffee. The bitterness passed, it became sweet, and then it was rarely drunk.

? How warm the fireworks are, how cold the Xiangjiang River water is. But the dream is broken in Kunming Lake, Yunnan, but the Xiangjiang River is broken, but Feng Tang is easy to get old and Li Guang is difficult to seal, but after the New Year, it should be a good time. ...

? Books also burn grass, and the nectar of poplar branches is also good. I drank it in a small town. Mainly because you are greedy, you still have to fulfill yourself, improve your life and deceive yourself to be happy.

? For Zhang Yun, milk tea is still not as strong as wine. People with stories drink milk tea. Very girly. Drink beer casually, Qingdao won't let you down, snowflakes won't float, you won't float, three pounds of white wine and a case of red wine are the last word, and then spit until dark. I was so sad that I threw up all night, fearing that I would leave.

? Lemonade is also good. The classmate who invited me to drink lemonade for the first time seems not to have seen it since graduating from high school. Life is impermanent, and years are unpredictable.

? Someone, with a hoe on the left and a hoe on the right, wears a star Dai Yue and gets up at dawn.

? Some people, once drinking, once meeting, have a bright future and will never meet again.

? Modern China Tea Shop, a beautiful memory, once again, just like in a previous life, a glass of fireworks, traveling a hundred miles, reading all the books on earth.

? Life is really bitter, and I need to sweeten it. Thanks to the handsome discipline inspection commission of our class for treating me to a modern China milk tea shop.

? May in Hunan is really hot, really hot, so hot that my mind is blurred and my soul is floating in the street. In the future, especially in summer, reduce going out at noon.

? On the bus back, I heard an uncle talking to his boss on the phone.

? Uncle: "My mother died, so I won't come today ... I will go to work tomorrow!" " "

? Say it very calmly, and then hang up.

? Maybe it's not easy for adults and middle-aged people.

? However, I was unemployed at that time.

? Well, finally, the fireworks are really delicious.

? I don't know when to go back to Changsha, the provincial capital, for a glass of fireworks, or when to go back to the aircraft carrier building of the university and order a pot of tea to talk about life. ...

? Jiang Nanan spring breeze is green, when will the bright moon shine on me? I think it's to find the smell of fireworks and return to that distant hometown. What time will you come tomorrow?

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