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Tell me what happened after the couple.

Today I want to talk about that thing between men and women, focusing on what men should pay attention to after that.

It's a little forbidden. Of course, in a society where even primary school students can kiss, there is nothing wrong with knowing something.

Last year, I went to learn pulse-taking, met many people there, saw many strange diseases, and finally understood the basic pulse-taking. I am very grateful to those who have helped me.

I remember that day, it was very cold, and I kept holding a cup full of boiling water to keep warm. My body is cold, and my hands and feet are even colder when it is cold. Those patients with cold syndrome are afraid of my crampons and won't feel my pulse. I must keep heating to make sure my hands are warm.

As usual, there are many patients in the outpatient department, most of whom come here frequently and are familiar with each other. We had a good chat and heard from the patient that we felt much better and had less pain last night. After that, I will carefully feel the pulse and feel the change carefully.

At this moment, the door opened, and a female voice said in a hurry, the doctor helped me look at my husband.

Some frequent patients say, wait a minute, we are all waiting in line, and we will arrive in about an hour and a half.

I looked up and saw a young woman wearing a pink cotton-padded coat, obviously an old one from a few years ago, holding a thin man. The man is about 1.7 meters tall, his body is to the left, his cheeks are deeply sunken, his cheekbones are raised high, his whole face is tilted to the left, his skin is unusually fair, and his hands are curled uncontrollably, just like a person with polio.

The man's mouth was still drooling from time to time, and I saw him lean hard to talk to the woman. The woman soothed softly and wiped the saliva from his mouth.

A patient gave up a stool, and two people kept saying thank you.

But the man didn't sit down, just leaned against the wall with a stool, and the woman got a temporary rest. After all, it is very tiring to hold a man taller than her all the time. I often have to help the patient up and down the stairs, and I have a deep understanding.

I'm a little puzzled. I don't understand why he doesn't sit down. All the patients around me told me about the illness, so I had to look back and treat the man as an ordinary patient in my heart, thinking about taking his pulse when I saw him in the future.

Someone in the suddenly waiting crowd gave a cry of surprise.

At this time, the woman cried and begged if she could let her husband have a look first, because her husband said it was too painful.

I quickly stood up and saw that the man was being dragged by two inexplicable forces. Obviously, one force is pushing him to the left rear side, while another force is pulling forward hard and the body is moving uncontrollably. I don't know, it's like an informant being dragged away by the controller. The man was sweating, pale and with tears in his eyes: Can you see me first? I can't take it anymore.

All the patients stood up and let him see first.

The doctor felt my pulse and I pushed it forward. Maybe he was so ill that he was touched by my ice hand for thousands of years, but he didn't object. I was stunned at that time. I didn't expect him to be too painful. I didn't even have the strength to resist my pulse. Well, I feel very sorry for him now.

His hands are very soft. How can I put it? They are as smooth as babies. Forgive my poor expression, use this word. But that's how his hand felt to me at that time.

Unfortunately, I can't feel the pulse at all, because he has been shaking, and I am equivalent to a small white, and I can't feel the pulse under such strong shaking.

Sister Shi said it was a vein. The pulse of blood vessels is large and empty, and there is too much blood loss.

The doctor carefully felt the pulse and asked what was going on.

The woman said that she had a sudden onset six months ago and was sweating a few days before the onset. Then she began to feel that something had been pulling her body, but her body was struggling and wanted to move forward. That thing pulled hard to the left rear, pulling day and night. During the pulling process, her body was so painful that she couldn't sleep. She can only fall asleep after taking sedatives. Even with sedatives, she would still scream in her dreams. I went all over the country's major hospitals, and the hospital found nothing wrong, saying it was neurosis, and I couldn't think of any other treatment except sedatives and painkillers. I had to find a folk doctor and said it was wind poison. I used scorpion, centipede and other remedies to dispel the wind, which caused a poisoning reaction.

At this time, the man lifted his clothes, showing that his waist and abdomen were covered with blue congestion, which was a sign that the toxin was unknown after poisoning.

The doctor asked how long have you been married?

The woman said it was exactly one year. That is to say, I just got married for six months when I was sick.

The woman said that since the man was ill and could not work, the woman resigned to take care of the man and lost everything in order to treat the disease. So far, the cause is still unknown.

The doctor said: this is the horse's upper hand.

The woman asked, what is the upper hand?

The doctor looked at the room full of patients and said nothing.

At this time, someone with a good thing picked up his mobile phone and checked it. After reading it, he handed it to me, but we didn't say anything.

The doctor gave the man several injections. When the needles went in, the man gave a cry and his body trembled even more.

The woman clasped the man's hand and whispered, I'll be all right soon. I am here. Don't be afraid.

After a few stitches, the man's trembling seems to have eased and he feels a little comfortable. He got up, paid the money and left.

That night, we have been discussing the man's illness, but we can't get any constructive solution.

The next day, the couple came again.

The man said that he still couldn't sleep at night, and all kinds of pains, but it seemed to ease a little, and then he came again.

The woman said that men still can't stand or sit for too long. Whether you are standing or sitting, you should hold it to prevent falling.

Men say that kind of power is so great that it will be pulled down if you are not careful. I can't lie flat at night. Lying in bed is like epilepsy.

My sister took his pulse again, but I didn't see it clearly this time. I want to take it, too As soon as the man saw me, he immediately said I don't want you to touch it.

Well, it's embarrassing. It seems that if you want to be a doctor, you can't do it without doing yourself well. )

The doctor still gave him a few injections and said that he would definitely get better.

Hearing this, the woman burst into tears at once.

She said that after such a long time of treatment, a doctor finally gave the name of the disease, and finally a doctor said that she would be fine. She feels very happy and full of hope for life.

When she left, the doctor told us it was too difficult to treat!

After that, on the third, fourth and fifth day, the couple still didn't come.

The couple didn't appear until I left the clinic.

Later, I met a doctor in a training class and asked him this question. He said that if you can take the moxa stick from Shenque to Guanyuan immediately, moxibustion will be relieved in half an hour. Now moxibustion may be useful.

But I couldn't get in touch with the man, so I talked to the teacher elder sister. The teacher elder sister said that this disease has been going on for a long time, with deficiency of qi and blood, deficiency of liver and blood, and wind and yang moving internally, but he hardly had Xue Jing, so he couldn't stop. She said that she would think about it later, and the pulse should be skin pulse, which is already dead. It is impossible to get in touch with it, and there is no need for that kind of contact.

I feel very sad.

The most pitiful thing is that woman.

Today, I listened to teacher Hao's Treatise on Febrile Diseases, and he mentioned "Yin-shrinking syndrome". This syndrome refers to the male testicles, the male genitals contract to the abdomen, which is due to the severe spasm of the abdominal muscles, so it is called "pain causes less abdomen to enter the yin muscles", which makes the yin muscles enter, and the male external genitals are also called penis, so some books call it "Yang contraction syndrome".

According to Mr. Hao, I guess that the husband and wife took a cold shower or were blown by the wind when they were in the same room, which led to the damage of yang. It didn't show up right away. Sweating for a few days is like the loss of essence in the body. When the essence is broken, the qi and blood are deficient, and the liver wind moves internally, it begins to shake. Therefore, male compatriots, please be careful not to be blown by strong winds, and don't take a cold bath in after making love.

Hearing the same moxibustion method today, I feel similar to what my classmates said. Because moxibustion belongs to yang, it can cure the symptoms of yang drooping. If you have the same symptoms or feel prone, you can also immediately use a few moxa sticks to moxibustion for half an hour and see a doctor at the same time. Don't delay.

Tao Hongjing, the founder of Shangqing Mountain in Maoshan, wrote a book "Life Extension Record", which said: "Things in the house can prolong life and kill people. Just like fire and water, we know that its users can stay healthy, but we don't know that its users will die. " The ancients said it was simple and clear, so the pros and cons of things can be described as hitting the nail on the head.

There is a saying in Huangdi Neijing Miscellaneous Forbidden Prescriptions: "It is useless to make love with women by refuting the affair of women's moons, making them sick!" "Women's Classic" also said: "Women's scabies belong to the month, and the vagina is turbid." . Men who don't know how to cherish their lovers should pay attention. It is not only women who get hurt in the same room during menstruation, but also men get sick.

Finally, health is very important, in moderation, like a star opening a house to fight the landlord, never do it!