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Boyfriends always ask how many people you talked about. What do you mean?

Boyfriends always ask how many people you have talked about, in order to understand your past.

How to answer the question: How many times have you been in love?

1, flirting transfer method.

A long time ago, my ex-girlfriend asked me how many girlfriends I had before her. I am very honest and frank. I blush when I lie in front of her, but I dare not tell her the truth, for fear that she will think I am a playboy when she knows. I had a brainwave and said to her, "Give me a kiss and I'll tell you."

2. Rhetorical transfer method.

Once I foolishly asked my girlfriend how many boyfriends she had had before. The girlfriend said, "We girls are not as playboy as you, and of course we have not had so many girlfriends as you smelly men!" " Just tell me how many girlfriends you have had before. "

So I honestly replied, "I've never dated." The girlfriend said with a look of disdain and incomprehension: useless. I'm stupid enough to date more than you.