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Suitable for writing in a circle of friends when the weather gets cold.
1, the only thing I can put down now is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.
2. Take off clothes by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.
3. Are you a person who can get up early in the morning with a few degrees below zero and have a hard time eating? If so, bring me a steamed stuffed bun, thank you!
4. It is the season to write the name of the person you like on the glass.
It's getting cold, and you can see that I'm out of breath.
6, there is no sweet love in winter, it will only freeze people into stupidity.
7. Today's wind made me understand that without love, there would be no coat.
8, put the autumn clothes into the autumn pants, warm like a 200-pound child.
9. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.
10, the real maturity is to put on long pants on your own initiative.
1 1, I don't think about anything at ordinary times. As soon as I open the window today, I will get caught in the wind and rain.
12, God is so capricious, one day in summer and one day in winter.
13, cold is a word, I will only say it once, and the rest will be replaced by snot.
14, the temperature drops. When I open the closet, I should go shopping. When I opened my wallet, I was still young and frost-proof.
15, can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold to move, and it's stuck.
16, so annoying. I suddenly found it useless to be thick-skinned. It will still be cold when it is windy.
17, it's cold, so we should eat more clothes. As the saying goes, we should make up for what we eat.
18. Today's weather is colder than the day Zhenyuanchuan went to Lingyunfeng from Kanluoji.
19, is it cold? Cold is right, warmth is reserved for people with objects.
20. This sudden cold is not called cooling, but quick freezing.
2 1. The wind seems to be talking today. It said to me in my ear: I want to wring my head off!
22, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.
23. It is really cold in winter. I shivered in bed, just like An Lingrong, the first time in the dormitory!
Although I am alive, my hands and feet are cold.
25, like a hooligan in winter, always frozen hands and feet.
Rub your hands and get ready for winter. It doesn't matter if you don't come. My clothes have pockets.
27. That lazy bastard has turned into a frozen ghost!
28. Is it cold? Cold is right, warmth is reserved for motorists. Good morning and enjoy riding.
29. A city that still doesn't snow in winter is really cold and unromantic!
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