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1. I have been crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, and in love, but in the end I am still alone.

2. Apart from you, I have no one else. It’s just that I don’t want anyone but you.

3. Only when you are drunk can you know who you love most, and only when you are sick can you know who loves you most.

4. It’s mine, so don’t move it. If it’s not mine, leave it there.

5. You have feelings and I have desires. When the light is turned off, I will go.

6. I used to play hard, but now I play hard.

7. You must chat with me, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

8. Youth has never wronged us, but we have wronged our youth.

9. Women are like water and will one day dry up. Men are like mountains and will one day be bare.

10. It is said that a ticklish man loves his wife, and a ticklish woman loves her husband.

11. When you walked towards me, I was not ready yet; when I was ready, there was already someone else beside you

12. Employees who don’t want to betray their boss, They are all Adou who cannot be helped.

14. You lied to me once, you lied to me again, and I still believe you the third time. Because there is a story about a wolf

15. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, then don’t give out school uniforms to save your parents’ hard-earned money

16. What I want to marry is not a prince, but my Someone who is a princess.

17. I have already decided the wedding day, and now I have to choose the groom.

18. Fortunately I met you, but unfortunately I missed you.

19. Fortunately, cremation of corpses is now a policy, otherwise your skeleton will have to excite human archaeologists for a while

20. After living for more than ten years, I have not been able to Do something for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, I feel heartbroken!

21. Lies have three treasures: eternity, eternity, and love till old age; Korean dramas have three treasures: car accidents, cancer, and incurability

22. The proudest thing about a woman is not his How beautiful she is. It’s about how many women her man can reject for her~

23. Last year, I planted a bunch of girlfriends in the back hill. In autumn, the results are cuckolds all over the mountains and plains

24. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better to have love that can be laid to rest in the grave than to die in the streets.

25. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you?

26. Never be careless with an animal that bleeds for a week and still survives

27. Never be careless with an army holding 4 billion in one hand

28. Beauty, you are only suitable to miss, not to meet.

29. Ashes to dust, dust to dust, wave goodbye to the masturbation period

30. The sky is vast and the fields are vast, pick up the whip to whip the leaders

31. If you have nothing to do, just watch and eliminate a pair.

32. I don’t have a career line, I only have a GEM

33. I don’t want to amaze the world with my coquettishness, but I want to impress the world with my shamelessness

34. For the sake of stupidity, I won’t say anything about you

35. Riding a tortoise and touching the wires, making wind and lightning all the way.

36. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person.

37. I came into this world crying, and I plan to go back crying!

38. It’s hard to be a woman these days. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish. If you are more traditional, they will say you are pretending.

39. It’s hard to be a man. If you are rich, others will say I am not good enough for you. If you are poor, people will say you are not worthy of her.

40. Failure is not terrible. The key is to see whether the failure is the mother of success. Talk about a bit of a funny personality

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1. Two men cannot be accommodated in the same bed, unless there is one man and one woman.

2. Boss, boss, you are really good, I treat you as a human being, you can imitate pig braying for me

3. When you meet the right person at the right time, that’s the end of the world. kind of happiness. Meeting the wrong person at the wrong time is a sigh.

4. It is easy to die but too difficult to live.

5. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

6. Don’t think too much after falling, get up first.

7. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

8. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast!

9. Those who believe in fate follow fate, while those who do not believe in fate are dragged along by fate.

10. I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

11. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

12. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough when you use it.

13. If you want to cry, cry well. However, after it is over, never think about it again and never cry again.

14. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

15. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

16. Be happy while you are alive, because we will be dead for a long time.

17. Many times, I like others, but she doesn’t know; more often, I hurt others, but I don’t know.

18. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt.

19. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

20. It’s all pirated gutter oil, so why pretend to be genuine?

21. If you don’t succeed in the exam, you will cheat

22. Life is just a blank piece of paper. In the end, I The hardest thing to do to get your own dirty is for an animal like a woman, who has to bleed every month.

23. This kid admits his mistakes very quickly, but he shouldn’t.

24. Nothing in this world is reliable except me. Abbreviation: Holy shit

25. The most tragic thing in the world is that after you open your wallet, Chairman Mao is gone, but people of all ethnic groups are still there.

26. In that distant place, there is a slow sheep, hey, he is home for dinner

27. Hello everyone, my full English name is: "Follow heart" ...The full name in Chinese is "counseling"...

28. Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The most exciting national style is the big one.

29. I am a very principled person. My principle only has three words, it depends on my mood.

30. I say don’t be so free-spirited and do whatever you want. If you don’t do it next time, you will lead others to commit crimes.

31. The favorite line that fat people hear most when watching martial arts movies should be: "Get so skinny!"

32. Gold will always shine, and everything on the ground will shine. It's gold, and I don't know which one I am.

33. Next time a boy laughs at you for having thick legs. Just reply to him: Your legs are thin, and all three of your legs are thin.

34. A day is short, smile when you are happy, and smile again later when you are unhappy

35. Falling in love without the purpose of getting married is all about supporting someone else’s wife.

36. Shining and shining, the toilet is so clean that it can be placed in a museum as an exhibit, just like your little eyes

37. They say long hair makes short-sightedness, but that’s not the case. A few nuns and monks gave birth to children with high IQs

38. There are so many arrogant people in the country, so many people are arrogant

39. Why are you looking down on me? Do you think you are a color palette?

40. Every girl is an angel who never sheds tears. Why did you let me break my wings?

41. My future mother-in-law, please release your daughter to me quickly. Let’s get to know each other.

42. The most painful thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

43. What makes me feel proud and proud is that so far, the earth is still under my feet.

44. Yuelao, please stop using the inferior red thread to hold me. It breaks every now and then.

45. I wonder if any of you are like me. Do you like to close your eyes when sleeping?

46. When I was a child, I often wrote about helping an old lady cross the road. Thinking about it now, I was so brave at that time!

47. In fact, the flip phone has one biggest advantage - it will fall into two pieces if it falls to the ground.

48. These days, long faces are popular. Why? Because it’s photogenic.

49. If you don’t work hard when you are young, you will only drink the northwest wind when you are old. Funny personalized signature

1. The highest level of copying answers. I copied them for a long time and went off topic.

2. They say that we are the flowers of the motherland, why is it that I am the only one who is injured?

3. I like transparent and pure things because I am pure at heart.

4. Some of the suggestions I want to give you were given to me by others before, and I have never used them anyway.

5. I wish I could block Tencent messages, at least it would not make me happy in vain.

6. Summer vacation and I were holding hands, but there was a dog called homework between us.

7. I am not a god, but you can call me a god.

8. I got rid of the acne, but it came back to take revenge on me.

9. Why does the husband want to earn money to support the family? Please reverse the word "husband".

10. The most stupid thing is to look at things that affect your emotions.

11. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you to death in the middle of the night.

12. A good man is me. I am your boyfriend and I love you.

13. How many children have been harmed by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

14. In the beginning, we are all children, and in the end, we are all ghosts.

15. Human nature is so cold, as long as it is exchanged for something better, it will be willing to give up.

16. Don’t think that just because you are a dog, you can bite people without a strong owner.

17. I am not crazy, I just have never been normal.

18. Can you blame me for having a round face? Can you blame me if the food is delicious?

19. After the breakup, you treat me as a sacrifice and I treat you as your death, that’s it.

20. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

21. When reality slaps you, you should give him a high-five.

22. Don’t worry about how to walk on the road you haven’t traveled yet, as long as you always walk in front of yourself.

23. If you look at me, I can gouge your eyes out. After all, dogs look down on others!

24. When you want to cry, look up at the sky so that the tears can flow into your heart.

25. The wind blew me from a goddess to a goddess.

26. We all have mineral water. Why do you pretend to be Nongfu Spring for me?

27. You are my little little pride, I can never love you too much!

28. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the street lamp.

29. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people who show off.

30. I have always been shameless, and I will continue to be shameless to the end.

31. Every barber doesn’t understand the phrase “a little trimming, not too short.”

32. Warm reminder, please take care of eating the rice in your own bowl, and don’t take any ideas from other people’s bowls.

33. The fastest and easiest way to destroy a relationship is to listen to rumors.

34. The most annoying thing is to go out of your way to listen to a phone call but the call turns out to be a spam call.

35. If you continue to ignore me, I will become the most famous steamed stuffed bun in Tianjin.

36. I will take you to show off, take you to fly, and take you to get stuck in the garbage.

37. A gentleman’s revenge is never too late, but a villain’s revenge is never too late.

38. Don’t pretend to be cool with me, it’s more than ten degrees below zero!

39. Stay with me no matter what your identity is.

40. I used to think that a group of people would be awesome if they fought in groups, but now filling their stomachs is the key.

41. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

42. I am not too stupid, but I believe in someone too easily.

43. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear as soon as you go online.

44. He said he likes big breasts. How many abdominal muscles do you have?

45. Boss, I am the one who buys vinegar, not the one who makes soy sauce. The one who makes soy sauce is the one at the back.

46. I discovered that I have special powers. I can see it at a glance every time the Big Big Wolf pretends to be a sheep.

47. Summer has unknowingly become the season for boys to show off their beautiful legs.

48. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

49. People who have never stood still and waited will not understand what it feels like to stand for a long time and be unable to bend their legs.

50. You said that you are living together. I am sure that your absence is what I want.

51. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.

52. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me. I will let my son marry your daughter from now on.

53. Your life is like a tic-tac-toe. When you look at it horizontally or vertically, it’s always two.

54. Who said words spoken in anger are angry words? Maybe they are true words that we usually dare not say.

55. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.

56. Lei Feng, I love you. Please pay me the phone bill.

57. I know you left too early, but I still want to help you buy the right ticket for her.

58. It’s not me who talks in a roundabout way, it’s your brain cells that are exhausted and you can’t make a roundabout way.

59. I saw a buddy who was trying to snipe while playing CF, but he squatted down and the screen saver appeared!

60. If you drag men, they are all born to women. Don’t break your eggs, your eggs can’t afford to be hurt.

61. Missing you is my excuse for being in a daze every day.

62. Human life is like a play, we are all looking for benefits, why bother with intrigues, just let go and run together.

63. As a child who has never seen the world, my sister will take you to the women's toilet to let you see the world. .

64. My dear, how about we go to Ireland and get married together. Because divorce is illegal there.

65. If you look at me again, you will take me home!

66. Others have a background, but I have a back view.

67. I think bears all over the world are the same.

68. We promised to grow old together, but you dyed your hair halfway.

69. We are all grown up, so we can’t always talk about breaking up with someone we are dating.

70. The shortest distance in the world is when a mosquito flies into your face and you can’t bear to hit it.

71. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.

72. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

73. Being a star is good. You don’t have to catch your husband cheating on you, people all over the country will help catch him.

74. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

75. As long as you take half a step towards me, I will happily run towards you for the remaining ninety-nine and a half steps.

76. If friendship between opposite sexes can be pure and lasting, then one of them must be seriously in love.

77. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

78. For someone like you who doesn’t have a password or lock screen for text messages on your mobile phone, it’s obvious that no one wants to have an affair with you.

79. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and drink Sophie without two little rabbits?

80. Let me tell you from my personal experience: Never stay at home during the summer vacation, otherwise you will be scolded.

81. Just now a girl confessed to me and I rejected her without hesitation. Her appearance is secondary but she has such poor taste. How can she be my woman?

82. The class teacher likes the kind of guy who has good grades, is ugly, dresses in cute ways, looks innocent, and pretends to be cool without even watching anime, but is actually more sinister than anyone else.

83. Today I was wearing headphones to listen to music, but found that there was no sound on the left side. After examination, it was found that it was a false alarm. It turned out that the left ear was deaf. I thought the headphones were broken and I was shocked. Complete collection of funny signatures

1. Women use stockings to conquer men. Men use stockings to conquer banks.

2. Don’t show off your IQ of 1.25 cents.

3. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward when watching TV.

4. Mom said there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

5. A day is actually very short. It passes as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

6. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

7. Who said that all crows in the country are generally black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

8. You are too dark, I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.

9. Hitting is for kissing, scolding is for loving, if you don’t love enough, just kick!

10. I want to live until the finale of Xinwen Network.

11. I am too lazy to even change the person in my heart!

12. As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!

13. If two people are together for a long time, staring at each other is also romantic.

14. There must be a road in front of the mountain, and I can’t stop even if there is a road.

15. The injury at the end depends on how itchy your skin is.

16. I use my life to write articles, but future generations use it to assign homework.

17. The whole city is in love while we have a blackout.

18. When I suddenly looked back, the head teacher was standing silently at the window door.

19. If you don’t want to think about it in the morning, just get dressed under the quilt and squint for a while.

20. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.

21. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as Tencent comes online.

22. The simplest secret of longevity is to keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.

23. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

24. People who don’t dare to show their affection in public are usually because they don’t like to have a spare tire.

25. What is love in the world? The sage replied: Waste!

26. There is a way of heaven in this world, so let heaven take care of you!

27. Even if life is a tragedy, we must make high-quality blue and white porcelain.

28. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law, and then breaks the law.

29. Black people don’t eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.

30. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.

31. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, can make you wise as a fool. Being dull, if done well, is called deepness.

32. On every successful man’s computer desktop, there is always an icon called Kuaibo

33. How cute would the mosquito be if it stopped sucking blood and switched to liposuction? Little creature

34. No matter how awesome the female guests are, you can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.

35. Why are you so ignorant? Your uncle is here, why would you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

36. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

37. Look at the moon in the sky, it’s so round. By the way, you have myopia, so you can see in the water.

38. The saddest thing in the world is that you finish your homework very late and the teacher doesn’t check it tomorrow!

39. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates.

40. As soon as the school bell rang, a large group of children rushed out of the classroom like the wind.

41. Life is like angry birds. When you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

42. You have to know that the second character for heart is a polyphonic character, the fourth tone is pronounced as well as the first tone.

43. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

44. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

45. Of the billions of people in the world, I only hate you. I have to say, this is also a kind of fate!

46. You are a good person and a bad person. You are honest with me just to run towards her.

47. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

48. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? It’s because I don’t understand darkness during the day.

49. Happiness is when you wake up every morning and look at your watch, and you can still sleep for another half hour.

50. The teacher said not to litter, otherwise I would have thrown you out.

51. Happiness is that although I didn’t listen in class, I found that no one who listened understood it.

52. Eating is what I want, and losing weight is what I want. I can’t have both, so I’m done with it.

53. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with class, and an illiterate with knowledge!

54. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.

55. I want to lose weight, and I want roasted chicken. I can’t have both, so I give up both and choose roasted suckling pig.

56. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will doze off in the afternoon. I said: Confucius is right.

57. It would be nice if you could be a little ugly and vulgar, so that others would not like you, and neither would I

58. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. , I see you. The mood is more tangled than visiting the grave.

59. There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this; I can’t do that.

60. I was bitten by a dog, and I was bitten because of you; because you were someone else’s mistress.

61. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.

62. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself!

63. Once I find a math question that I can’t solve, I skip it. I find that I can’t stop at this point.

64. There are two things in the world that can lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.

65. I have been wondering what the first person who discovered that milk is drinkable did to cows!

66. Your toilet detergent and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and the practical effects will be the same.

67. Looking at a temple from a distance, looking at our alma mater from a closer look, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks.

68. My sister is sitting on the bow of the boat, my brother is in rough water, swim fast, swim fast, the shark is on the back.

69. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I'm not lazy, I just don't like to move; that's all. .

70. When you see big trees turning into homework books, do you still have the heart to do your homework?

71. Buddha said that as long as you have a lesson in your heart, you will not be skipping class wherever you go. I had an epiphany.

72. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking!

73. What should you do if someone scolds you for not being good enough? : You have seeds, you have many kinds, colorful seeds, but unfortunately they are hybrids.

74. When you find that you have more friends around you, it means that you have something to use.

75. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others.

76. The way the policeman expresses his love: I have been paying attention to you for a long time, please come with me.

77. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I have been running around naked for more than ten years.

78. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why is it that I am the only one who is injured?

79. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principles of life are only three words, it depends on my mood.

80. I don’t like to pretend, I don’t like to hide, I don’t like to flatter. If I don’t like you, I won’t stop you, I won’t ask for it, I won’t disturb you.

81. Superman always wears briefs to fly because the triangle has stability.

82. Why can’t I understand your heart after watching it for so long? Because I am short-sighted.

83. Do you believe that there is always a girl who comes to this world just to torture you?

84. When God gives us youth, he also gives us acne.

85. Being low-key doesn’t mean I don’t shine, and being kind doesn’t mean I’m weak.

86. The comparison of the anti-freeze issues between northerners and southerners can be summarized as follows: southerners have higher anti-freeze character attributes, while northerners have higher levels of anti-freeze equipment.

87. Nowadays, Tencent simply eats too much soap. When reposting, it still shows what phone it is. This makes us poor people embarrassed!

88. It is said that eating fish makes you smart, but I have eaten so much fish and I am not smart. Just, just, just a little fatter.

89. The teacher said: Recently, some students always say they are stressed. Why? The students thought to themselves: It’s not because of you, teacher.