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I have been watching it for more than ten years before I like it. It is normal for you to dislike me.

1. I have been watching it for more than ten years before I like it. It is normal for you to dislike me.

2. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the phone got jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

3. Don’t compete with dogs. If you win, you are worse than a dog. If you lose, you will be worse than a dog. It’s a tie, you’re no different from a dog.

4. Apple is the boss in the fruit industry. One seduced Eve, one woke up Newton, one became a brand in the mobile phone industry, and one dominated square dancing.

5. It’s nothing to hope for, but nothing to fear.

6. Please don’t let go of your dream quietly, sooner or later it will shine in your hands.

7. When you are busy, I will play by myself. When you are not busy, remember to play with me.

8. Having a waistline of three feet is not a day's greed, and breaking up is not a day's suspicion.

9. No matter how nice others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad I am, it’s none of other people’s business.

10. Life is just like this, do it and cherish it. You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's dramas.

11. Because there is because, so there is so. Now that it's done, why bother talking about it anymore.

12. I want a man whose arms are numb even when he is sleeping. He is afraid that I will wake up.

13. In fact, staying at home for a long time is not good for your health. This is There is a scientific basis. Come, follow me and say in Pinyin: Cancer-causing house.

14. If you don’t contact me, why occupy a group? It’s better to block me!

15. The bald man can’t chop down the tree, the gray wolf can’t catch the sheep, and Tom can’t catch Jerry. , Monsters can't eat Tang Seng, I can't catch your heart.

16. When I was a child, I always thought I was a superhero, but when I grew up, I discovered that my superpower was being funny.

17. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pay for my food.

18. If there is someone who loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, then let her die and let me love you.

19. Computer, let me go. It’s impossible for us. I’m the one with a job.

20. In the eyes of adults, using a mobile phone for an hour will make your eyes blind, but reading a book for ten hours will make your eyes fine.

21. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed Good-Bye?

22. Don’t judge my appearance. I don’t rely on my face to make a living. Don’t judge my appearance. Virtue, because you are no nobler than me.

23. When everyone doesn’t understand me, I learned not to explain. I learned to be alone when everyone ignored me.

24. You are like a love song that makes me sing hoarse but still prefer you.

25. I am also afraid of delaying your studies, but I am even more afraid that I will never meet someone like you again.

26. I like freedom but are afraid of loneliness. I want to indulge but are afraid of degradation.

27. The stars that cannot be reached are always the brightest, and the movies that are missed are always the best.

28. You don’t need too many good friends, just two is enough. One is willing to lend you money, but when he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to beat him to death.

29. What else can you do besides eating? You can also be hungry. Domineering phrases and mood in qq space It's a matter of your cultivation that you don't like me.

1. I really want to disturb you, but I don't have the topic or the courage.

2. Can you not give me a chance to think wildly? Can you not let me feel hot and cold?

3. I will send you my heart intact until the end. Tear it in half and give it back to me, how much do you love me

4. Say it quickly, say it quickly, say you like me, I'll wait for you to say it first, and then I say, what a coincidence, I like you too, and we can We are together

5. I can’t see your sadness because you always hide it

6. [Breaking apart and combining together is half true and half false, why don’t you just leave me alone until my heart breaks So beautiful]

7. You don’t come to me when you are playing, but you come to me when you are in trouble. Do you think I am a shelter for financial difficulties?

8. Those who say the sun is warm must have never seen you smile.

9. [From youth to dusk, I am willing to accompany you to see different scenery]

10. You are really like a duck

10 1. My mother always thinks that I look best with my bangs combed up, a big pony tail, and a big, bare face

12. Don’t come to me when you play, come to me when you have any difficulties. Is this a shelter for financial difficulties?

13. Being displeased with me is a matter of your cultivation

14. A woman’s happiness lies in: he really loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she deserves my love.

15. The feeling of liking someone very much is probably: minding everything but forgiving everything

16. Don’t worry that you are still single because God is for you Save someone special

17. Whose name did you carve on the table back then?

18. If you think I am cold, arrogant, proud, and strong, hello, we are casual acquaintances.

19. I will grow my hair long and hang all the past in a bunch behind my head

20. [I wish I could stop if I still have time for you in this season] Here]

21. The saddest part is not the yelling, but the pain that reaches the deepest point, where I can’t breathe and my hands are shaking and I even have to hold back the tears.

22. Weather like this Obviously I should kiss you in the wind

23. It is obviously a test question the size of a pad, but it has the same test range as daily use. It needs to be extended for night use by top students and bad students. Reviewing but still leaking things

24. You probably don’t know that I am walking towards you but pretending not to see you, and then I pass by you and stare blankly at your back. I said I miss you so much

25. Don’t argue with me. Every word and sentence you say will become evidence that hurts me in court! I have been chasing you for more than ten years, and I only ask you to love me once during the college entrance examination.

1. I hope that in my early twenties, I can do something that will make me smile even when I think about it when I am eighty years old.

2. You can love, you can hate, but you can’t be careless.

3. In this life, a person will encounter the heartbeat of love countless times. The right path is to choose the one that suits you best from these countless times.

4. Without determination, it is like a boat without a rudder or a horse without a title, drifting and galloping, where will it end up?----(Ming Wang Shouren)

5. A hero is a person who gives his best to everything and has no distractions from beginning to end

6. The first youth is given by God, and the second youth is achieved by one's own efforts.

7. Things you deliberately look for are often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in its own time. -- San Mao's "The Story of the Sahara"

8. I am confident, so I succeed, I can do it, I will definitely be able to do it

9. Where a person can go in the future does not depend on imagination , but depends on what you did today and how you did it.

10. Swallow your own tears, carry your own dreams, don’t envy others, don’t lose yourself!

11. Nothing is the opponent of love, except love. /a-414/

12. When you are not worthy of your ambition, please calm down and work hard, and don’t live up to the suffering you have suffered.

13. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than waste time expecting perfect others.

14. We do not expect miracles, but we must give them a chance.

15. All things should be reserved (talents should not be exposed, and power should not be exhausted, even if it is knowledge, it should be appropriately reserved)

16. The world is already difficult enough for you , don’t embarrass yourself anymore, and don’t let people who don’t love you make things difficult for you. Love yourself well.

17. We all must be determined to win, but we must not be afraid of repeated defeats.

18. A few bites from a few flies can never detain a galloping horse. Voltaire

19. People who don’t work hard, others want to give you a hand, but they can’t find where your hand is.

20. I have been chasing your grades for more than ten years. I only ask you to love me once during the college entrance examination!

21. If you are afraid of something, but you still have to do it, that is bravery.

22. You are no longer young, it is time to learn to grow up.

23. If things go against your wishes, just believe that God must have other plans.

24. Accompany you to watch the meteor shower fall on this earth, and let your tears fall on my shoulders. San Mao's "Meteor Shower"

25. Comfort yourself with a few words, make sarcastic remarks, and stick to yourself!

26. Rather than being disappointed in the future, it is better not to have hope at the beginning, and not to start from the beginning.

27. Successful people are not smarter than you, they just take the greatest action in the shortest time.

28. Life will never be as good as you imagine, but it will never be as bad as you imagine.

29. Kindness is more difficult than intelligence. Intelligence is a temporary talent, but kindness is a lifelong choice.

30. Embarrassment is actually a state that we often encounter in life. It has a small pattern. The more you are afraid of it, the more it will show its teeth and make you at a loss. If you deal with it calmly and think that people are not perfect and everyone has embarrassing moments, it will become discouraged.

31. Books helped me stand up from a muddy pond. Without the help of books, I would have been drowned by stupidity and obscenity. If you don't like others, it's just because you don't have enough cultivation.

1. If you have a pair of hands, you won't let go easily. Is there a shoulder that I can rely on for a lifetime of security? Is there a hug that is so tight that two people will never be separated again? Is there an oath, even if the temples are gray and the steps are faltering, we will still survive together. Is there a promise that I will meet you in every next life? Is there a person who you can’t bear to forget even after exhausting your whole life? 2. Today’s girls cannot love, they always appear bad but are bad at heart. He says he loves you for the rest of his life, but in fact he loves you for the rest of his life.

3. At that moment, I seemed to see the whole world collapse in front of me. The tiles in the ruins are all engraved with vivid memories, and now they are quietly attached to the ground. No matter how careful I am to keep walking quietly, I will eventually find that I am just a person exiled by memory.

4. If you don’t like others, it’s just because you don’t have enough cultivation.

5. Cold vows sleep in fairy tales

6. Whether a woman gets married or not is not the man’s fault, sometimes it is the other woman’s fault.

7. When I want to love myself well, I don’t know where the warmth has gone.

8. Sometimes the person who says good night first is just to let the other person sleep first and suffers insomnia alone.

9. The reason for marriage is a phone call, and the reason for divorce is a short circuit. Phrases to express your love for your girlfriend

10. Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye. Sometimes, some things are understood without having to speak. Sometimes, some roads will become longer if you don’t walk them. I always look at the space where I used to be in a daze. Those people who promised not to separate are no longer there. They turn around and become strangers. Familiar, quiet, quiet, left, left, strange, strange, disappeared, disappeared, a stranger

11. Don’t be reluctant to a man who doesn’t know how to cherish you. Give up, let alone continue to give your tenderness and love

12. I can never find a correct outlet to vent all the depression in my heart.

13. When I can no longer leave you, you have left me.

14. The wife was cutting the birthday cake and making a wish in her heart, while the husband was watching the cake and was cursing in his heart.

15. Are women always devoted to love, or are women too naive?

16. Women should have plump breasts, and men should have plump pockets.