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An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg.

An egg that wanted to make preserved eggs went swimming in Songhua River and accidentally detonated Sinopec Jilin Branch. As a result, it was polluted by benzene and became a stupid (benzene) egg.

An egg ran to Shandong and became a Lu egg.

An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg.

An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, becoming a guide (inverted) bomb.

An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb.

An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb.

One of the eggs got sick and turned out to be a bad egg.

An egg swims in the river and becomes a nuclear (river) bomb.

An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan.

There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues.

One egg was ugly and turned into a dinosaur egg.

An egg talks to a fool and becomes a fool.

An egg went to Japan to soak in hot springs and turned into a cannonball.

An egg was put into the wallet and turned into a poached egg.

An egg goes to suicide bombing and becomes a bomb.

An egg swam in the Dead Sea and became a salted egg superman!

One of the eggs rolled and rolled, and turned into a fuck-off.

An egg was pounded in a bowl and turned into a prank.

An egg fell into the toilet and turned into a rotten egg

An egg was caught by a blind man and turned into a nonsense egg.

An egg becomes a preserved egg when it is put on leather.

An egg became bigger, and it turned out to be a duck egg.

An egg was accidentally left in the henhouse by a chicken, and it turned out to be Christmas (leftover eggs).

An egg was accidentally rounded from the ellipse by a chicken, and the result became New Year's Day (egg).

A basket of eggs felt very crowded, so I jumped out of the basket. It turned out to be Satan.

There is an egg in the second place, and it is the second egg.

There is a turtle egg calling itself a golden egg, and there is a doctor egg calling itself a silver egg. Later, I participated in CCTV programs and was scolded by Li Yong.

The goose laid an egg, which is called a goose egg (incorrect).

An egg accidentally ran into the bank vault and turned out to be a safe egg (quail egg).

An egg and a duck egg made a double spring and turned into a double yellow egg.

The last egg in the world has become a precious egg for people ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~.

An egg accidentally ran to the test paper and became a zero egg.

An egg farted and turned into a gas bomb!

An egg was in close contact with the iron pan and turned into a scrambled egg …

An egg was beaten flat and turned into a pole.

An egg put all its capital into the stock market and ended up penniless.

An egg has been drinking Gao Legao and turned into an omelet (high)!

There is a quarrel between an egg and a tomato, that is, between a tomato and an egg. Later, there was a quarrel, and the egg was lost because the meatballs were too flat (Dandan Noodles).

An egg fell to the ground while walking, so it became Fudan.