Black humorous copy.

One. You can't buy it with two dollars, you can't cheat with two dollars, you can't buy anything, poor bastard.

2. Friend, seeing that you work so hard every day and get up early to work overtime, you can't make much money, can you?

When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door clip.

After this busy period, you can move on to the next one.

The girl gives the boy a lunch every day. After two months, the boy said shyly to the girl, "Lunch was delicious, I …" The girl said, "Really! That's what my brother did. He likes you for a long time! "

6. The villager Lao Wang fell into the well, and with the enthusiastic help of the villagers ... adapted to the life in the well.

7. While reading in the study, my girlfriend came in wearing a new lace underwear, looking sexy and charming. She said to me in a charming voice, "Honey, do you want it?"