What humor is there after the operation?

1, the operation was successful, and I wish myself a speedy recovery. I Hu Hansan will be back soon!

I have turned this woman into Lin Daiyu since the operation.

3. After the operation with illness, no matter how delicious it is, it will live up to expectations. When I leave the hospital, I will be filled with banquets.

4, the operation was a complete success, and now I am also a "knife" person, domineering.

You can't walk around on the ground after the operation, you can only go to the toilet in bed. Haha, I wonder if I will be punished for "urinating anywhere"

6, after the operation, the eyes are swollen and scary. Who needs a ghost actor, free guest appearance, and bring your own makeup?

7. I actually used adult diapers after the operation. I'll give you a bed-rest experience for the elderly first, and then I'll teach you the experience when you leave the hospital.

8. I was hungry for three days after the operation and finally waited for my "fart". I was so excited when I heard fart for the first time.

9. Illness fell in love with me. The only thing I can do is to beat Yuanyang. The operation was successful, and I broke up with the disease successfully! I'm single again, and the person who secretly loves me can do it.

10, the operation was a complete success, goodbye cecum. You can lose a few pounds now.