On the Funny Humor of Singles Day

On the Funny Humor of 202 1 Singles' Day (60 Selected Sentences)

With the rapid development of social networks, more and more people are keen to share their daily lives by posting on social platforms. So what kind of conversation is novel and unique? The following is a humorous short sentence (60 selected sentences) I collected for 202 1 Singles Day, for reference only. Let's have a look.

A brief talk on the funny humor of Singles Day 1 1. Being single is an accident, and the reality is helpless, but I am willing to wait. In fact, my true love has been spurred, my goal is not far away, and my wish has come true. Before the next Singles Day, there will be love irrigation! Happy Singles Day!

2. Singles Day is coming, delicious fruit will be given to you, opportunity marriage will accompany you, happy and sweet hug you, beautiful women will follow you with good luck, and happy love will always accompany you. I wish you a happy Singles Day and a happy life.

3, two bachelors, two bachelors, playing high, playing high, one without a wife and one without a girlfriend, really comfortable, really comfortable. Singles Day, let's play together. It's good to be carefree.

4. Sincerity and directness come from nature, and sincere blessings come from simplicity. We are friends, and the blessing can be simple. You are single, straightforward and unnatural. Time flies and we are eager to see it. When should we hold the wedding reception? Hurry up! I wish you happiness!

5, single bachelor, don't complain, there are countless beautiful women in the world; Don't be afraid, there will always be beautiful women looking for you to marry; Don't be afraid of difficulties, there will be company in the coming year. Today coincides with Singles Day, don't be unhappy, be happy!

6. One person is full, and no one in the whole family is hungry. One person is warm, and no one in the whole family is frozen. One person is happy and no one in the whole family is sad. One person agrees, and no one in the whole family objects. You can stay on the moon for nine days and catch turtles in the five oceans. Isn't it beautiful? Long live the great singles day! Hooray! Hooray!

7, wine luminous cup, joy and joy are often accompanied, loneliness dissipates, happy smile. Come alone on Singles Day, and I'll have a drink with you. Have a good drink and have a good time with me.

8. Friend, are you lonely? Let them fly, let them swear, let them linger. We clinked glasses. In this lonely11.11,with the care of each other, we are not lonely.

9. Singles Day seems far away, and autumn wind is born in autumn. As soon as the cold geese flew south, the tourists were surrounded by chrysanthemums. Now is the season when chrysanthemums are in full bloom. May your mood be as refreshing and elegant as chrysanthemum! Happy Singles Day!

10, 11.1Singles Day, four1means: you cried when you saw a bachelor, I hope the rain can accompany you; I cried when I saw you alone. I hope you break up with your bachelor. Since then, it has been a bachelor insulator and a lover conductor.

1 1. I am a bachelor, a wandering bachelor. Every time I stay, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Since I met you, I really want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, please take me home if you like!

12, Singles' Day, I wish you polish your worries, drive away your worries, wipe away your pain, forget your worries, get rid of your bad luck, and then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to spring. Happy Singles Day!

13, a friend in my heart, if I can feel the affection; Ding Ding is a greeting and a blessing. 1 11October1Singles Day is coming, and I deeply welcome a new chapter. Reply 1 1 Get more singles day blessing messages for free!

14, I wanted to be a jade, but I was still single; I wanted to be obsessed with love, but I only got an apology; Now I want to lower the threshold of courtship, Singles Day, and call out affectionately: Grandma, where are you?

15, Today's Little Singles Day is coming, I will send you a short message with love magic! Yue Lao said that bachelors who receive text messages will encounter a romantic love; Lovers who receive text messages will have better and better love.

16, Singles Day comes with four ones, and four ones represent four hearts. Study hard, work hard, live sincerely and happily, have sweet love, be happy, be free and be carefree!

17, I sent a blessing message, and the bachelor laughed. Festivals, big or small, are really lively and happy. Everything is gone with the wind, and it's better not to be in trouble!

18, high-end restaurants dare not go, the house price is too high to buy, beautiful women always love Gao Fushuai, who wants to find poverty and ugliness, others use famous brands for their mobile phones, while we are playing shanzhai, World of Warcraft is ambiguous, the reality is wandering in love, the dream lover is cute, and I love my dementia but not money, eating, drinking and having fun, and no one picks my ears; It's also good to make a suspension spring, and get high on Singles' Day.

19, talk about love quickly, marry a daughter-in-law, turn on the lights during the day and turn off the lights at night for company. When you are hungry, you have food; when you are sad, you have love. I wish you get naked as soon as possible and enjoy the sweetness of love.

20. Singles Day is coming, and short messages convey my heart: I am lucky to have you in this life. I will join hands with you and snuggle through the cold winter. Difficulties will not regress, and hardships will not retreat. I will build a safe harbor for you and create a happy home!

2 1, Wen Jun took off his clothes for a while, much cry and little rain. Strict father turned into a thunder god, and a loving mother turned into a rain mother-in-law. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the sunshine on the road is affectionate. When we get together for Singles' Day, the words * * * will be stripped successfully.

22. good news Love Mall will launch a big discount on Singles Day on 1 1 month 1 1 day. Singles who have not applied for a bachelor's degree should go to the Ministry of Civil Affairs of Mars. At that time, with a bachelor's degree, you can get male products free of charge in Love Mall.

23, sick, one person; Bored, hiding alone; Pain, a person blocking; Walking alone in the street; On the way, a person thought; At night, a person's bed ... gradually gets used to a person's life, becomes silent, becomes indifferent, doesn't want to talk, doesn't want to see ... I'm not arrogant, not fooling around, but tired of all dependence. On Singles Day, I am building a "light party". Welcome to the "Luminous Party"!

24. I don't think I'm single, because I'm not good. I just want to find a perfect man. A perfect man and a beautiful woman are equal. Unfortunately, the life circle is too narrow, so it is difficult to make friends at work first. 1 1 month 1 1 Singles' Day, all the bachelors come to the party, hoping to pair up as soon as possible. May bachelors get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and enjoy a happy life!

25. It is a magic stick to pretend to be a great fairy, a villain to do bad things, and a gambler to speculate. Brother, you see, anyone who holds a stick is not a good person. You have to take off your clothes quickly and stop hanging out among bachelors.

26.165438+1October1Singles Day, in front of four men. No one asked if it was cold when I went home, and I didn't say where I was going when I went out. Four people just cooperate together, and mahjong plays until the sun rises. Nobody cares if you lose all your salary. Eat with confidence. Have money to eat a big belly, but have no money to starve. You are welcome to lead a drunken life and sleep in a karaoke bar.

27, bachelor is a "1", indomitable spirit; Bachelor is a "rain", which comes smartly and goes smartly; The bachelor is a mystery. What's the date? Bachelor, sacrifice for the country, not thinking about his wife; Bachelor, cold dishes and cold rice are no problem; 202 1 singles day, bachelors, stand up!

28, two orioles singing green willows, I don't even have a date! The male rabbit and the female rabbit walk side by side, which sister wants to hold hands! Shout if the road is rough, please raise your hand if you like me! I advised God to rally and give me a girlfriend!

29. Today next year, I hope to hear you say to me: I haven't been single for a long time. I wish you "undress" as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day.

30. The ugly duckling will turn into a swan one day; The eagle will fly high one day; Tigers will also dominate the mountains one day; Bachelor, there will be a day to hold hands. If winter comes, can spring be far behind? Happy Singles Day!

3 1, I have been single for many years, and I don't know if I can get your pity. Singles Day makes me no longer lonely, waiting for you!

32. Where you have a girlfriend, ask heaven for wine. I don't know where my bosom friend is under the bright moon I want to run naked, but I'm afraid of making the wrong choice and losing my favorite forever. It's hard to make a decision: I'll stay with you on Singles Day.

Take care of yourself whether it is winter or summer. Whether you are a couple or single, good health is good. Whether it's Valentine's Day or Singles' Day, just have a good time. I wish you a happy singles day and good health!

34. The cold weather has arrived, and the life of a bachelor is often chaotic. Worried, worried, worried about how I will spend this winter, being single is the most uncomfortable; It's not surprising that nobody loves and is single this winter. In fact, I am not a bad bachelor, I deserve a lot of love.

35. Good news: You can get tickets for Noah's Ark. Bad news: Your partner has your ticket. Today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles Day. Go find it. I wish you a smooth boarding and unlimited happiness.

36. Hey, man! Sometimes I admire your endurance. I have been single for so many years for today's festival! But why don't you know there are two Valentine's Days? Get rid of being single for one more holiday!

37. It's been a long time. Today, I finally found out that we have one thing, that is, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry. They are all bachelors and appreciate each other. Happy Little Singles' Day, and get rid of the bachelor group as soon as possible.

38. I really want to tell you how helpless I am; I always want to tell you how much I want to live. Singles' Day is coming. In this heartbreaking festival, I want to tell myself that being single is not shameful.

39. Red is the rose of love, yellow is the budding autumn chrysanthemum, purple is the dreamy Roland, and gold is the ripe honeysuckle. Singles Day is coming, I want a bunch of beautiful flowers for Singles Day, and I wish you a flowery smile on Singles Day!

40. One person is drunk, one person walks, one person sleeps, and the wind can't wake your eyes. I can't see that I am very stylish, and the rain can't pour out your beauty. Actually, I'm tired, too Singles' Day, don't be tired of aesthetics.

4 1, the north wind whistling and snowflakes flying, the bachelor's life is not chic at all: self-reliance, warm as spring; No one talks and chats online; Looking for a bosom friend alone. Friend, what are you waiting for? Come and help the poor bachelor!

42. How ridiculous the Jianghu is. Being single is the most boring, no matter whether you are dating all day or hooking up everywhere, you are carefree and have no troubles. However, today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles' Day. Find someone to take off the "light" and wish you happiness!

43. You became a bachelor because Cupid's archery was too poor to aim accurately. The red line of the cottage used by Yue Lao is always broken. 11.11Super Singles' Day is here, and I have helped them to correct it. You will be naked smoothly!

44, "Leftover" scripture says: dust to dust, soil to soil, it is not difficult to be a bachelor, everything can be decided by yourself; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere and eventually have a good home. Super Singles Day, God bless you.

45, summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

On the humor of Singles Day: 2 1. Singles have a kind and loving heart; Bachelor, with a pair of eyes that are good at discovering; Bachelor, with a strong spirit of stalking; Bachelor, I don't take care of a holiday. May you enjoy your single life happily on Singles Day!

It's convenient to be single. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and people with families are not idle. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

3. Lonely you, lonely shadow, who is your lonely heart longing for? Boring love, chatting love, bachelor's love often changes: love online games today, love picnics tomorrow, and be happy and free when you are single! Long live being single! Happy Singles Day!

4. Loneliness is not terrible. There is no shame in being single. Single is still chic. You should eat the flowers and spend them. You can dance and swipe your card. Freedom is the boss. It's11.11Singles Day again. I wish you happiness as usual and more peach blossoms. Life is sweet and career is great!

I am the hardest-working bachelor at work. I am the most infatuated bachelor in love. I am the most dedicated bachelor in the game. I am the strongest bachelor in my life. With you, I am no longer a lonely bachelor. Ha ha. I wish you all a happy "bachelor" holiday!

6. The work unit is far from home, so it is difficult to live in a single dormitory. After eating three boxes of instant noodles, I really can't eat any biscuits. I'm bored, watching movies. Imagine that my wife will send a blessing tomorrow to bid farewell to being single this year.

7. Dude, it's Singles Day again. Last year, I promised to introduce you to someone. Today, I decided to give you a romantic date. This girl is cute, with big ears and a long nose. Her name is piggy. Love it!

8. Winter is coming! It's cold again 165438+1October 1 1, Singles Day is here! Warm reminder: take care of your husband! The warmth of the wife is good! Hold fast to the couple! Single comrades, please protect yourself! Happy holidays!

9. I am not tall enough, but I am short. I am not handsome, but I have my own characteristics. My family is not rich, but I am heavily in debt. My knowledge is not high, but I eat a lot. I have no advantages, but I have enough disadvantages. Singles Day, welcome all girls!

10. Love is a gamble, and being single is a bet. Pursuing true love, willing to gamble and admit defeat. Don't be afraid of getting hurt. I am willing to wait for a person who is destined to gamble on the happiness of my life and win my life back. Happy Singles Day!

1 1. Give me a happiness, send me a blessing, lend me a strength and pass on a friendship. Please reply to me immediately, for good reason: Today's Singles Day, I am a bachelor, and I am in charge.

12. Any single person who receives this message will forward this message to 1 1 friends on Singles' Day. Peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the financial resources are rolling! Haha, I wish you "naked" as soon as possible!

13. On behalf of the people of the whole country, the SMS Center wishes all male bachelors to find a dear, loving and caring person to bid farewell to singles on Singles Day; I wish all female bachelors find someone you love and love to bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute!

14. Send blessings and greetings by SMS. I hope you will take off your bill early and stop getting drunk. A little friendship is strong and the leaves are yellow. Blessings will last longer if they are passed on to friends. May you send a circle of friends 1 1 to get longer happiness!

15. It is said that young people have high ambitions and are new forces in social construction; Dedicated to career and struggle, most young people are single; Today is Singles Day, and Youth Day will soon be streaking. Celebrate their happiness before the festival and have a good year in the coming year.