Funny sentences about Singles' Day _ Classic sentences

First, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, look at a person's grade and who he is with. Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

Second, Singles Day, it is recommended that married people be single for one day and relive their single years; Unmarried people pay attention to love and bid farewell to singles as soon as possible; Those pseudo-bachelors who are unmarried and enjoy married treatment will surrender themselves quickly, or they will be beaten again!

Fourth, the bachelor is bitter, the bachelor is bitter, it is already twenty-five, and the clothes are broken and no one can make up; Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

5. Singles' Day is coming, reminding male bachelors: Don't wait until you are older to find a wife! Female bachelor: Don't wait for youth to rush by to remember what love is! From the bachelor: don't forget the brothers and friends who spent this festival!

Six, female compatriots (I know that one person can't represent the people, this time, it won't happen again), to all ethnic groups in the country, to the broad masses of workers.

Seven, Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for mm to choose her husband! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with work, and they don't feel depressed until Singles Day, so they run out and sit down. This is a good opportunity for mm! Only once a year! You can't miss it if you pass by.

8. Singles Day is coming. Are you going to confess the person who secretly loves me?

Like a kite, I can let you fly, but I will not let you leave my sight.

Ten, a breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raising a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

Twelve, the ugly stroke is 4, the difference stroke is 7, and the sum is equal to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

Thirteen, acne is someone else's, myopia is someone else's, lovelorn is someone else's, flowers are yours, smiles are yours, men are yours, BMW is yours, bid farewell to Singles Day.

Fourteen, singing KTV only sings Terry Lin's single love song, Rene Liu's loneliness all his life, Bobby Chen's grief and Fish Leong's happiness.

15. Singles Day is coming. I wish you polish off your troubles, drive away your sadness, wipe away your pain, forget your sadness and get rid of your bad luck. Then take the opportunity to go out for a walk and return to the state of spring. Happy Singles Day!

Sixteen, this year's Singles Day does not accept gifts. . . Gifts are only for girlfriends. . . The shelf life is lifelong, young and beautiful, gentle and refined, and it is not surprising that many people are polite. . . I wish a single friend: Happy Singles Day!

17. Singles Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday. You can cherish this holiday, because it is your last Singles Day, and then Valentine's Day will replace it!

18. Singles Day is coming, send a text message to remind: If it is Bai Gujing, the requirements should be lowered; If there are leftover women, find a boyfriend quickly; If you are a tram, learn to relax; If you are an otaku, walk more and communicate more. Come on, find a partner!

Nineteen, playing the command for an instant, it is another year of Singles Day. Yan Ruyu is in the book. When can I understand it? In fact, MM is always with you, and you are never lonely. Happy Singles Day!

20. Singles Day has a code word. If you look closely, you will know that Singles Day is not practical. Selecting 1 1 is the opposite. In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.

Send flowers on Singles' Day. I really hope nightclubs will wear them. A gift industry is full of flowers; Second, send eternal love; Third, send icing on the cake. Finally, I hope the baseball friends will spend the month and month as soon as possible.

22. I am not afraid to celebrate Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas, and exams alone if I have the ability!

24. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will marry you.

Twenty-five, I sell breakfast I got up early this morning and specially launched the Singles Day package, four fried dough sticks, 1 egg. As a result, it caused panic in this street. Now it's sold directly 1 and someone came to see me.

Twenty-six, think about the days when you have a wife, and you will no longer have freedom. As a bachelor, you should feel lucky. After all, being single is only a short fragment in life, so cherish it!

Happy Singles Day slogan: I am single, I am not afraid, there are many beautiful women in the world; I am single, I don't worry, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single, I am not bitter, and I am happy alone; I am single, I am happy, and I enjoy being single.

Twenty-eight, a person, free, don't have to pay attention to another kind of existence. A person, arrange at will, life is wonderful because of you. A person, cherish the freedom now, love in the near future! Happy Singles Day!

I don't like the temptation of nicotine, but I love the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers.

Thirty, ktv only sings Terry Lin's single love song, Rene Liu's lonely life, Bobby Chen's sadness for himself, and Fish Leong's happy breakup.

We have four distinct seasons here. Although the global temperature is rising now, it is really cold in winter!

Thirty-two, that is, I was cornered and seduced a married man Who knows that the crime was exposed and was caught red-handed. I only regret that I don't know martial arts and I can't fight our way out. Helpless to be pushed around, he was retaliated. They became angry from embarrassment and fought without hesitation. Knives go round and round, and bricks say hello frequently. I'm bleeding profusely and my leg is still twitching. Take a wrong step and almost die unsatisfied.

Funny sentences on Singles Day

1. It's really nice to be single, whether it's a man or a woman. Whether you are an old bachelor or a young bachelor, it can be beautiful to be free and easy. Pure bachelor or suspected bachelor, I wish you infinite beauty in advance on Singles Day!

2. Pick up the phone, wave your fingers, touch every keyboard, input every word and sentence, synthesize every blessing, click SMS to send, ring the phone and send my blessing: Happy Singles Day!

You are the emperor, I am a eunuch, you are Song Wu, I am Pan Jinlian, you are Tang Priest, I am a demon, you are Chun Mei, I am Ximen Qing, you are Chen Yuanyuan, and I am Li Zicheng. If you are single again, forget it with me!

4. Bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor life is screaming; If you don't make noise, the life of a bachelor is really carefree; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness!

5. Stripping is a glorious and great undertaking, which requires the fine quality of swallowing up the humiliation, the dynasty spirit of enduring humiliation, the amazing spirit of self-restraint and the spirit of entertaining oneself. May you undress early on Singles' Day.

6.are you still worried about being single? Don't worry, buddy, how nice it is to be single: one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and there are two festivals in a year. It's your festival again. Happy Singles Day!

7. I learned to be brave when I was afraid of being alone; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to endure. When I was tired, no one relied on me and learned to stand on my own feet; No one complained when I was bored, but I learned to harass. Singles Day, you know how to spend it.

8. You and I, two people, occupy space, which is body double; You are single, I am single, lonely and sad; It is better to agree, have a partner, and take off the order; Someone to accompany, someone to accompany, not lonely, wish for a long time! Happy Singles Day!

9. You are wanted. You are accused of being too kind and loyal to others, having a youthful face and a bright smile, but unfortunately being single. Our court now makes the following judgment: you will be punished by going out on Singles Day next year and not appealing on Valentine's Day!

10. Friends streaking: Life is easy! Happy streaking: Trouble breaks up with you! Strip away contacts: wealth belongs to you! Singles' Day is coming, I wish you an early separation of feelings: happiness and sweetness will last forever!

1 1. Cowherd and Weaver Girl still meet once a year. Chang 'e and Houyi also have a festival on August 15 every year. There is also a Pan Jinlian in Wu Dalang, a friend. Today is Singles Day. Please hurry to find your other half.

12. Male naked, female naked, flustered on Singles Day. You are afraid of light, and she is afraid of light. Make plans early and take off your clothes early. You're exposed, and so is she. Streaking towards a well-off life. You steal the light, she borrows it and gives birth to the next generation of light!

13. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop, and moving nine times a day.

14. One day, a male bachelor met a female bachelor. Male bachelors don't want to be bachelors, while female bachelors want to be bachelors. Male bachelors can't convince female bachelors, and female bachelors can't convince male bachelors. Finally, they simply mixed bachelors together. Happy Singles Day!

15. First, I want a free blind date; Second, I want to find someone to date; Third, I want to poach without guilt; Fourth, I want to be a few years younger; Fifth, I want the opposite sex to chase me; Sixth, I want to be charming. To realize the above idea, I will teach you a way: wash and sleep.

16. Find love wholeheartedly, have a good wish all your life, and smile bitterly every year. Friend, don't worry, smile more, your love will come at last, Happy Singles Day!

17. Pursue a girl wholeheartedly, swear to get a marriage all your life, wait for a lifetime of happiness wholeheartedly, and Singles Day is coming again. May you be happy as soon as possible!

18. You are a bachelor. Don't be afraid. Think of Andy Lau. If you don't have a wife, don't complain, think of Takeshi Kaneshiro; Be a bachelor, don't be angry, think about the pig. Four fried dough sticks and an egg. Happy Singles Day!

19. No astigmatism, no nudity, but you can take off your clothes. You can really take off your clothes. On this once-in-a-thousand-year singles day, I wish you happiness from now on!

20. It's okay to be alone. A wonderful life is the most precious. Although roses will wither when they are well, love always breaks people's hearts. They will have their own happiness to pursue, and I will accompany them when they are wonderful. Happy Singles Day to my good friend!

2 1. If you walk alone, you will get drunk. Sleeping alone, the wind can't wake your eyes. You can't see that I am very stylish, and the rain can't pour out your beauty. Actually, I'm tired, too Don't be tired of aesthetics on Singles Day.

22. There are three Singles' Days a year, in order not to be disturbed by the short messages of the three lights; For a busy day, you can have a hot meal when you go home. For cold weather, I don't feel cold, hug and keep warm; Please take off your bill quickly, you won't be alone in the coming year!

23. The same rice has raised hundreds of people, and the coolest thing to be a man is to be single; One person eats and the whole family is full, and one person drinks tea. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments; I wish you all the best and good luck as a single person!

24. A cool breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, I was alone until I raised my cup and asked the bright moon. See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

25. A person is drunk, a person leaves, and a person sleeps soundly. The wind can't wake your eyes. I can't see that I am very stylish, and the rain can't pour out your beauty. Actually, I'm tired, too Don't be tired of aesthetics on Singles Day.

26. A cold wind and a cold, a fallen leaf and an autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raising a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

27. Women are all enemies of the same man, the one who is not interested in themselves. Singles are interested in all single women, so it seems that even we are very popular! Singles Day * * *!

28. Female bachelors please themselves, while male bachelors are poor to please themselves! The troubles of bachelors: only women and life are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find! Today is Singles Day. I wish you give up your troubles and embrace happiness!

29. Take off your clothes and live a happy life with Princess Hee Hee and Prince BMW.

30. You said you were a great bachelor. A quilt is cold and the whole family is warm. A bowl of rice makes the whole family full. Your family is happy, and you can enjoy beautiful things alone. No one knows anything bad. You can play the free and unfettered fairy. Today is Singles Day, so you can have fun.

3 1. The annual Singles' Day is coming again, and I have nothing to give you. Although I haven't contacted you for a long time, I still want to send a short message today to wish you a happy singles day.

32. The annual Singles' Day is a little late, lonely and bitter, and I hope to be accompanied by the world of mortals. Two songs from the heart, two bachelors seem to know each other, talking, laughing and worrying, and having a good time with you. Happy Singles Day!

33. On the annual Singles' Day, here is a blessing to welcome Valentine's Day in the coming year. Cheers sounded silently and shouts came from the bottom of my heart. Happy Singles' Day and spend Valentine's Day together next year.

34. The annual Singles' Day, this time you have to take off all your clothes. In the face of the girl you secretly love, say boldly, pour out your love, don't shrink back, remember that the brave are fearless and the thick-skinned are afraid of anything. We must join hands on Valentine's Day and wish you complete success!

35. Autumn leaves fall, and the cool wind is cold; The annual Singles' Day, one person arrives, raises a glass, I ask the bright moon; See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

36. Feelings are like water, ceremonies are like dreams, and Singles Day is ushered in. I haven't relaxed my thoughts about you. I will always keep my thoughts in mind, and I will always be with you. I will say goodbye to you and me. We will meet for the first time on Singles Day and live happily ever after.

37. The day before Singles Day, my girlfriend and I got a marriage certificate. Singles Day finally got rid of the singles, alas! This is the result of my efforts. Single friends! What are you waiting for? Sister Lin will not fall from the sky. Come on!

38. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

39. Flowers are similar year after year, and people are the same year after year.

40. The bachelor is bitter, and I don't know who to spit on; Single and tired, no one washes the bed and quilt; The injury of a bachelor, I don't know when fate will fall; Single and sad, with no one around; The bachelor is miserable, no one cherishes it and no one is pitiful; I hope next year is not today's festival, smile with beautiful women!

4 1. Your eyes are sharp and hurt, and the little moon in the distance floats across the window. So far single, tangled into panic, who is cold and sad on Singles Day. Lonely people are heartbroken, and my heart is bleeding quietly: I advise you to take off your clothes quickly.

42. Friends care about their hearts and taste their family; Ding Ding is a greeting and a blessing. Singles Day is coming, and I deeply welcome a new chapter.

Are you still worried about being single? Don't worry, buddy, how nice it is to be single: one person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and there are two festivals in a year. It's your festival again. Hehe, I wish you a happy Singles Day!

44. Hello, at present, the balance of your emotional account is 30 million, of which the basic balance is zero (no wonder it is a bachelor) and the gift balance is 30 million: never concentrate, never be intimate, never pester, never beat. Happy Singles' Day!

45. When a male bachelor meets a female bachelor, the male bachelor doesn't want to be a bachelor, and the female bachelor wants to be a bachelor. The male bachelor can't convince the female bachelor, and the female bachelor can't convince the male bachelor. In the end, they just mix bachelors together. Happy Singles Day!

46. You have had a hard time since childhood: you missed Children's Day because of precocity; Because of premature aging, I missed Youth Day; Singles Day was missed because of puppy love; I missed Valentine's Day because of my early marriage. As a consolation, your April Fool's Day should be over!

47. You and I have a good relationship. Gossip tells you that there are still a few days left on Singles Day. Singles should hurry to find a partner, go on a blind date, and relatives and friends should also help. If no decision is made by that day, harassing calls will continue.

48. A person's consumption is not a drag; Independent and decisive; No noise, no tears; All income, at your own disposal; Spend money smartly and make your own decisions. Today is definitely Singles Day. Say hello to all single friends!

49. You are so happy. You are the head of the family and the pillar of the family. Whether you support it or not, no one complains and no one says no. This is the happiness of a bachelor who is full and the whole family is not hungry. Happy Singles Day, too.

50. Only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals, and only you can solve the complex in your heart. Chopsticks can't be immune to themselves, and the two are closely related. The road of life is long, and the past life has been repaired. It's cold and cold, so I miss your company. Singles' Day, you are never old!

5 1. Today's Singles' Day, I wish all the bachelors in the world go out with a red face, a shining image, a colorful life, enjoy the scenery of life, take good luck every day, sweep away their troubles and live a bright and beautiful life forever!

52. On Singles' Day, anyone who has a certain position in my heart will send a short message worth ten cents. The receiver is proud of the spring breeze, and everything goes well for the reader. Happy Singles' Day!

53. Hello: At present, your emotional account balance is 30 million, of which the basic balance is zero (no wonder you are single) and the gift balance is 30 million: attentive, considerate and persistent. Happy Singles Day!

54. Male bachelors stand on the left, female bachelors stand on the right, and the remaining bachelors stand in the middle. This is not a drill, this is a sneak attack. Take this bullet of Singles' Day blessing: Get married as soon as possible, and your happiness will multiply!

55. You have a good friend named Bachelor: He will accompany you whatever you eat; Whatever you play, it will accompany you; You are lonely, and it accompanies you. Today is Singles Day, so break up with it and find someone who really loves you to accompany you!

56. You have a pot cover and a sack on your head. You punched Nanshan nursing home and kicked Beihai kindergarten, saying, I'm a bachelor. Who am I afraid of? Singles' Day is coming. You'd better hold back and have a good holiday.

57. You have hugged your wife and your son, but you are still singing a single love song alone and sadly, comforting me and inviting me to dinner. Today is Singles' Day, don't always think about MM, be careful not to study hard, your parents will beat you ~

58. The text message is coming again: come to me silently and marry me, so that we are both not single and happy.

59. Chopsticks have to find bowls. Someone shouted in the morning, and when you are hungry, you will heat your meal. When you're bored, you have company. Kneeling on the wrong washboard, jump together. Singles' Day is really a fairyland on earth. Join this happy team.

60. You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

Funny sentences on Singles Day

1. Men's Day 83, Women's Day 38. Their sum is111/and Singles Day was born!

2. Couples can turn every festival into Valentine's Day, and singles can turn every festival into Singles' Day.

Third, Yue Lao, the quality of your red line is so poor that it is broken every three to five times, making me single now!

Fourth, Singles Day, everyone says that both men and women are happily married; Lose your wife, your husband, break free from chains and leave the besieged city; Male nanny, female wife, scrambling to be besieged and single. I wish you all a happy Singles Day!

5. Singles Day is coming. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will ... I will marry you.

Six, bachelor is 1 kind of realm, how can people live up to today without 1!

Seven, it's cold, bachelor's life is often very chaotic. Worried, worried, worried about how I will spend this winter, being single is the most uncomfortable; It's not surprising that nobody loves and is single this winter. In fact, I am not a bad bachelor, I deserve a lot of love.

Eight, no woman is born a strong woman, and most strong women are forced out. Because the other party is not strong enough, you are required to carry all the burdens!

I said Happy Singles Day, but I envy the happiness of two people in my heart.

X. In order to prevent traffic congestion on Singles' Day, a restriction notice is issued: men travel with single numbers and women travel with single numbers. Whoever pretends to be a bachelor shall be punished by forging a number plate. I hope that the majority of bachelors can arrange their travel time reasonably! Happy holidays!

1 1. Don't look around. You don't have to go to a flower shop, a jewelry store or a famous fashion store to go to the street. Don't be dragged into a woman's world like a dog. Brothers began to drink till dawn with friends like brothers. They don't have to stare at the SMS prompts all the time, and they don't have to worry about the sudden lack of signal on their mobile phones, and no one cares about you.

Twelve, first the mid-term exam, then the parents' meeting, and then the Singles' Day, which is called the overall collapse of career, affection and love.

Thirteen, the husband is a man with quotation marks, and the wife is a woman with brackets. Singles don't need punctuation marks. The joys and sorrows are all in his heart. When he is tired, he will have a rest. He sleeps when he is sleepy. When he is thirsty, he will drink water. I am a bachelor. Who am I afraid of?

14. When Singles Day comes, I will send my blessing: If you are single and have no one to accompany you, it's okay to get together with some friends, without love and friendship; If you have a partner, make an appointment. Singles Day is Valentine's Day, and the lingering feelings are stronger.

Fifteen, 1 is Singles Day, and three "1" will give you three firsts: don't bother, don't argue, don't make noise, have fun, be independent, and wish you a happy Singles Day!

I can't hide my sadness, but I am strong.

17. If you want to travel on cycling day, take your heart. Don't leave me, but go together.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

19. Look at the bachelor opposite, look, look. The blind date here is wonderful. Please don't ignore it. You should regret missing the opportunity and bring back what you like. Otherwise, harass the text message and come back to Singles Day ten days later!

20. Love is a temporary madness. It explodes like an earthquake and then goes out. When it goes out, you must make a judgment. You have to find out whether you and he are intertwined and inseparable, because this is love. Love is not panting, not ecstatic, not a declaration of commitment to eternal passion, it is just a state of love.

Behind every successful man, there is an amazing woman. If there is a great woman behind me, will I be far from a successful man?

22. If you are "sorry" to me, I will definitely tell you that we are "all right".

23. Is there anyone like me who spends Singles' Day every time but misses Valentine's Day every time?

Part I: Affection, love and sincerity. Bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

Twenty-five, open your mouth and laugh, laugh at men being light, women being light, old being light and young, and laugh at the bachelors in the world; A big belly should contain true love, false love, deep love and shallow love. There are many kinds of human love. Happy Singles Day!

Twenty-six, like a person, will humble to the dust, and then bloom.

I hate it when people say "Happy Singles Day" to me. What is hateful is that I have to say "thank you".

28. Singles Day has a code word. If you look closely, you will know that Singles Day is not practical. Choosing 1 1 means the opposite; In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.