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Guilin Tourism Anti-flicker Strategy

Author: Wang

First, the scenic spots to play

DAY 1, Lijiang River, Jingjiang Wangcheng, Duxiufeng, Night Tour of Two Rivers and Four Lakes DAY2, Lijiang Essence Tour, Xingping Ancient Town, Yangshuo West Street DAY3, Yinziyan, Yulong River Drifting, Moon Mountain, Xanadu DAY4, Xiangshan Park.

Second, talk about this trip.

A few years ago, there was a song that touched many people's heartstrings: I want to go to Guilin, and I want to go to Yangshuo Wonderland, where the scenery is the best in the world ... I listened to my mother hum these two songs since I was a child, and then sighed, alas, if I can visit Guilin in my life, I will not lose money. This sentence grew up with me. So I saved 6000 yuan after work and took my mother to Guilin in a state of near pilgrimage. For this long-awaited trip, I made a strategy for no less than two months. As it turns out, making full preparations in advance really helped me a lot during my trip. In a word, it is prevention! Suddenly! Yo! Lu Yu many deceived fellow travelers, I am determined to seriously write a valuable strategy, even if I can help one person, it is worthwhile.

Third, the preparation before departure

Personally, I think the most beautiful time in Guilin should be August and September. Guilin, Guilin, osmanthus trees become forests, and the city osmanthus fragrance in September, and the Longji terraces are surging with layers of wheat waves. It's beautiful to think about it. June is not suitable, because it rains every day, turning up the sediment of Lijiang River. The yellow river affects the scenery very much. It's a pity that we can't go boating on the Lijiang River because of the heavy rain.

Look at the weather forecast if time permits. If it is sunny for more than 7 consecutive days, then you can enjoy "the water in Lijiang River is really clear"!

Take an umbrella, be sure to take an umbrella, rain or shine, shelter from the wind and rain, Guilin must!

In addition, personally, if you take your elders out to play, you'd better book a hotel first, because most hotels have it.

Pick-up service, it is not easy to get tired when you get off the plane and go to the hotel to rest.

Fourth, traffic.

The round trip is by plane, because my mother has never been on a plane, and I want to take her to experience it once. We took off from Beijing International Airport on June 7th, and returned to Beijing on June 1 1. The round-trip price is about 1500 per person. The specific time is as follows:

Departure: Take off at 8: 15 and arrive at my hotel around 12: 00. Return:/kloc-take off at 0/5: 00 and arrive at my dormitory in Beijing around 20:00.

This trip is based on the consideration of air ticket price, so I choose a relatively non-tossing round-trip time, because I don't want to make her too tired with my mother. If two young people go, there is a flight leaving at 6 am, which is 200 yuan cheaper.

Verb (abbreviation for verb) travel expenses

Mainly air tickets,1500 per person.

In addition, small traffic, such as airport express rail, airport bus, taxi, etc. Together, they spent less than 200 yuan.

Stay 4 nights, ***508 yuan.

Eat, ask 400 yuan.

One-day tour, about 120 yuan/person/day.

* * * Five thousand yuan

Address of intransitive verbs

I chose the 7-day express delivery near Xiangshan Park, and the environment is not bad. If there is traffic, it is convenient to live anywhere as long as you are in the city, because Guilin is really small.

Seven, food

Snail powder, I think it's delicious. It smells bad and tastes delicious, but my mother doesn't like that taste very much, just like durian. Some people like it and others don't, so it varies from person to person.

Beer saury, really delicious, can be bought in group, which is more than half cheaper than eating directly in the store. Wonton Noodles is also my personal favorite snack. It's very cheap, 3 yuan and 5 yuan a bowl, and it tastes good. Guilin likes to cook with snail soup, just like we use chicken soup to make ribs soup, so pay attention to partners who don't like snail flavor.

I really didn't find anything special about other things. Please don't buy a fried fish in Lijiang River from a stall on the shore. I ate a bunch that afternoon and threw up. Fortunately, I brought medicine, otherwise I would really go crazy.

Eight, shopping

There's nothing to buy. To be honest, souvenirs from all over the country are shipped from Yiwu, Zhejiang, which makes no sense.

It's much more meaningful to take more photos and send them back to the computer as cards for friends and family.

Nine. overall impression

Guilin has no prominent industrial and agricultural tertiary industry, and its biggest pillar is tourism, so it is commercialized.

What is particularly serious is that gangs that cheat people in tourist attractions even have their own default "rules", so this is

This is why I define this strategy as an anti-fool strategy. Below, I will put what I meet or see every day.

Fudge is presented to everyone, and finally, I hope it will be useful to everyone.

X. travel arrangements

1 day (20 15-06-07) Jingjiang Wangcheng has a night tour of the two rivers and four lakes.

Cut the gossip and get to the agenda.

On the first day, we took the 8: 15 flight, took off from Beijing Capital International Airport and arrived at Guilin Liangjiang Airport about 12. The hotel pick-up master waited there early, and we got on the bus and set off. Special car? I bought a special room for one night in 127 yuan, and I was really flattered to enjoy the special car treatment. It rained lightly all the way, and my mother was in a particularly good mood. When we arrived at the room, we had a rest for two hours. Because I had dinner on the plane and was not hungry, I put my things back. At about 3 pm, we went out.

First, I walked along the banks of the Lijiang River in Xiangshan Park. The air is very good, and I unconsciously walked to the vicinity of Jingjiang Wangcheng. So Guilin is very small. Since it is an anti-fudge strategy, then the first one: the informal taxi driver tells you that your destination is far away.

I want you to pay a fixed amount of money to send you, don't believe me. I don't know anything about driving mobile navigation, and neither does my mother.

Don't worry, I can't find my way. When I arrived at the gate of Jingjiang, I was shocked. What scares me is not the momentum of the city, but the fare. This is the campus of Guangxi Normal University. Many students come in and out, and some people stand by and whisper to you, how much money to give him and take you in. Ok, rule two: tens of dollars to take you into the city, don't believe it. How? It's simple. Facing the main entrance of Wangcheng, there is a black iron gate about 30 meters on the right. Go in. That's right. It's as simple as that. Put it away.

Entering the city, there are Gongyuan and Duxiufeng Tai Sui Cave. There are other charges, such as buying a certificate in hiram Hospital.

Yuan wine or something, let's think about it I didn't spend any money anyway.

Depart from the city, visit the two rivers and four lakes in the evening, choose the nearby Wenchang Pier to board the boat, and then get off at Jiefang Road Pier. After coming down, it was a busy middle street, and we visited a night market by the way.

The scenery of the two rivers and four lakes is good, but compared with the ticket price of 200 yuan, it is not worth it. Anyway, the scenic spots in Guilin are very expensive.

the next day

(20 15-06-08) Yangshuo, an ancient town in Xingping, Di Yang.

Today, I went to Lijiang River, which proved to be a wise choice, because on the third day of our arrival in Guilin, we were due to

Even after the rainstorm, the Lijiang River stopped sailing. Maybe it was God's blessing that we got on the last bus.

Let's talk about traffic first. I signed up for a one-day tour because I brought my mother. If I want to do it myself, I can choose other modes of transportation, such as chartered bus or bus. The advantage of joining the tour group is that it is convenient to pick it up at the entrance of the hotel, but the disadvantage is that time is not very free.

This tour is the route from Di Yang to Jiumashan. Personally, the enjoyment of the tour has a lot to do with the bamboo raft master. If the bamboo raft master is in charge, I'll tell you about the landscape allusions along the way. What does this mountain look like and what does that mountain look like? Stop to take a picture once in a while and imagine for three minutes. That's really different. A good master can show you for more than two hours. If it's not good, you can finish the whole journey in an hour. Anyway, it's mechanical control, and the speed is. Unfortunately, the bamboo raft master we met was the latter. He got on the boat and sailed for dozens of meters. The tough ones ask us for the "slow tour fee" first, and then the explanation fee. We didn't give it, so the master was very angry and the consequences were very serious. He didn't say a word all the way and ran like a dragon boat race. Afterwards, I regretted it a little. I might as well give him money and buy a good mood. But even so, there is a fool waiting for you, that is, there will be a stop on the way. The master talked about the background map of RMB 20 yuan money, and went down to take photos. One of them was 15 yuan. Okay, rule number three: this is a fake shooting location. The location of the real 20 yuan money background map is the battery car 10 minute after landing at Jiu Ma Huashan Wharf, and the name of the scenic spot clearly says "20 yuan money background map". So the stopover is fake, and the bamboo raft master pulls a guest to get a commission. Of course, I prepared in advance and was not fooled. The bamboo raft master was even more angry when he saw that I didn't take pictures. Can't wait to throw me into the river.

However, it is hard to prevent. I was fooled by it, that is, I bought three strings of small fried fish in Lijiang for 5 yuan each. Eat it all when you are hungry, and then start to pull and vomit. God knows how long it's been since those "fresh little fish". Fortunately, my mother has medicine, so, ah, only my mother is good in the world, but only. Alas, it was raining all the way. I enjoyed the misty Lijiang River, which was the biggest gain of this trip.

It's good to paint mountains with nine horses. Personally, I think it's better to calm down and count the horses than to give time to those who take photos and set up stalls to sell specialty products. I have counted all nine horses, and suddenly I feel a sense of accomplishment.

The ancient town of Xingping is very small and can be walked in ten minutes, so I found a small restaurant for lunch. Because my mother didn't like the taste of snails, we ate Hangzhou steamed buns. In addition, the swordfish sold here is too expensive, which is highly recommended, not to mention that the store lied about how precious it is. There are many swordfish in West Street, so don't worry.

West Street is a very busy street in Yangshuo. There is an interesting Yangshuo Park at the gate. There are all kinds of stone carving animals in the free park (which is rare in Guilin). If you are not in a hurry, it is good to go in and have a rest. My mother and I bought a set meal for two and spent 70 yuan. We can't do it if we eat less than half.

Day 3 (20 15-06-09) Longji Hua Ting

I went to Longjitai on this day, which was quite spectacular. It is worth seeing. Many villagers still live there. When I went there, I met local rice seedlings, but I personally thought it would be better to come in August and September, so I could stand on the top of the mountain and watch the golden wheat waves.

When we went, Longji terraced fields were still being developed, and the top of the mountain was covered with mud. It should be much better now, but it also means that commercialization will be more serious.

When going up the mountain, tour bus drivers and tour guides strongly recommend taking the cable car, saying that it takes an hour to get to the top of the mountain by cable car. If you climb by yourself, you can't climb it at all, it's too far. I wanted to take the cable car, but my mother was afraid to take it because of her high blood pressure, so we climbed the mountain. As a result, we climbed for more than an hour, passing Yao Village, Yangmeilin and bottomless stream in Qing Dynasty. The process really goes beyond the feeling of taking a cable car. I don't know if this is a fool. I suggest that travelers who can climb choose to climb by themselves.

Day 4 (20 15-06- 10): Paradise of Yinziyan Shili Gallery in Yulong River.

I was fooled by a day trip today. Because there was a rainstorm forecast the night before, I communicated with the tour group several times to see if I could drift the next day. Otherwise, we won't participate. The tour group said it wouldn't know until the line staff went to work tomorrow, but it wouldn't close. With a very tangled mood, we followed the group to Shili Gallery.

First, I visited Yinziyan. I think this is a place really worth visiting in Guilin Cave Scenic Area. Mainly the tour guide is very good. It's also three views and seven thoughts. It is really necessary to have a guide to show you the way. The scenic spot provides free guides, and the explanations are very serious. I still remember some introductions.

On the way from Yinziyan to Moon Mountain, the tour guide told us the story of Moon Mountain, and then the conversation changed and suggested that we go to a crescent restaurant for lunch, saying it was the best viewing spot of Moon Mountain. There is no doubt that it is a fool, and then a fool. But more than half of the people went to eat a moon lunch with a per capita consumption of 100, and my mother and I went downstairs to buy it while the tour leader was not looking. Hanging out while eating, huh? We found the real best viewing spot on Moon Mountain. Sure enough, the "moon" there is the roundest and osmanthus trees can be seen, but this place is definitely not the Crescent Hotel.

After dinner, the tour leader said sadly that the Yulong River was closed just after receiving the notice. But he can change to a scenic spot in butterfly spring. If he doesn't want to go, he will refund the difference in 60 yuan. It's a pity that I couldn't go rafting, but my mother and I didn't attend butterfly spring, and my mother went to Shili Gallery, which was quite comfortable.

Xanadu, a scenic spot, can only haha. I visited for less than half an hour. If I hadn't been with the group, I would never have come.

Therefore, I suggest you try to choose free travel! At least Shili Gallery and Yulong River choose to travel freely.

Day 5 (2015-06-11)

Fragrant Hills Park

I always feel a little inadequate when I come to Guilin without going to Xiangshan Park, but why should I put it on the last day? One reason is that we live near the park, and more importantly, it's free! Fee!

Yes, it's free.

75 yuan pays the entrance fee for Xiangshan Park, but many people don't know that it is free to enter the park before 7 am, and it is a side door, so inexperienced outsiders can't find it. Well, at this time, the big fools came out.

50 yuan is alone. I'll take you in. How about 40 yuan? Forget it, 30!

Like a fly bleeding blood, he has been following us on a motorcycle for more than 40 minutes. I want to call the police. The reason is only because my mother answered his questions casually. Therefore, dear passengers, it is too important to turn a deaf ear. Those who pull you to make a private bamboo raft or a private car, just ignore them, otherwise, they will follow you!

Where is the correct method? Ok, face the gate 1 (main entrance) and walk about 200 meters in the alley on the right. There are two doors leading directly to Xiangshan Park, one is "Guihua Wine Museum" and the other is "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Memorial Hall". The front door goes in and the back door goes out. Well, welcome to Xiangshan Park.

XI。 return trip

The plane is at three o'clock in the afternoon. We left before 1 1 in the morning. Facts have proved that it is not too early, but too early.

On the way to the Civil Aviation Building to take the airport bus, I met another group of creative swindlers. Anyway, that is to say, it is right for you to take their carpool, because we have enough time, so we turn a deaf ear, well, that's it, turn a deaf ear.

Then, several brave but cautious hooligans ran into the waiting room of the Civil Aviation Building and shouted, "The civil aviation bus is out of service today. Let's take a taxi." They even rushed up to help me with the refund of the airport bus ticket, which startled me. Moreover, civil aviation staff turned a blind eye and turned a deaf ear, as if nothing had happened. I'm surprised.

However, the airport bus came, and I was relieved when I got on the bus.

The yearning, longing and beauty contain the ugly, simple and hypocritical, clean and dirty Guilin. Goodbye, I'm just a passer-by. The citizens you build, enjoy and exploit are also a drop in the ocean. You gently smooth all the noise with the continuous drizzle, and every drop of rain in your arms tells tolerance.

While waiting for the plane, my mother took a photo in front of the airport with the word "Guilin" written on it, and she smiled very contentedly. I said, did you have a good time? Mom said she was happy.

Then, I think everything I have experienced these days is so meaningful.