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How to send it without a date?

1, the whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

2. The single boy is called single dog; Single girls barked, but the dog ignored him.

It is said that tomorrow is Valentine's Day in the West. Fortunately, I am from the south, so I will stay out of it.

4. Help me hold the flowers steady. If the rose sticks to me, I can't get up without 30 thousand or 50 thousand

No one will transfer money to you on Valentine's Day. You can call me. You transfer the money to me first, and then I'll transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%, which is in line with the avatar change and sweet talk. Thank you! Just what you need, my major.

6. Valentine's Day is coming. I will use 502 seals of his mouth if 250 shows my love.

7. I am not an Oreo, but I can take a dip.

8. The temperature has dropped recently. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend's coffin board will leak, alas!

9. It is better to eat, drink and gamble than to suffer for love.

10, single is good, single is good, whoever you want is good.

1 1, Mulan joined the army as her father. One day, she missed her mother so much that she embroidered her mother's appearance on the cloth with a needle in the camp. A soldier saw it and said to Mulan, Show it to your mother?

12, I knew the object was so hard to find, but I pretended not to know when it was green.