Humor of scrambled eggs with tomatoes: a short sentence

1, red tomatoes are like a bride in a wedding dress. Egg: "Where have I seen you before?" Do you have any small black spots on you? "The tomato blushed and replied," No, the strawberry you mentioned was rated as "the dirtiest fruit and vegetable" for the third consecutive year! My name is tomato. ""you are so beautiful. "Eggs summon up courage, and a thousand words merge into four words, like a simple and ignorant little boy." Is it? Thank you! "The tomato is very happy and blushes. Every girl likes to be praised for her beauty. The egg was shocked, and the tomato thought, "Idiot, don't look at others like this! Don't you have anything to say to others? I am a girl, how dare you let me speak first? " .

2. The egg left quietly. "Will you come back?" Tomato regrets her hesitation and formality just now. Wait for me, temporary separation is for long-term reunion. When the egg is finished, break its shell and put it in the bowl, so that the chopsticks will come more violently! In the vast vegetable market, we didn't meet, maybe we passed by before, but we didn't know each other. Today, at this moment, God arranged for me to meet you. For you, I am willing to turn my body and mind into deep love, and give it to you first!

3. When the tomatoes heard the sound of deja vu, did the eggs finally become love? Tears of tomatoes flowed out. Is this unforgettable?

4. Is that you? Our love has gone through ups and downs, and you have become a scrambled egg. I followed in your footsteps, and I'm not stiff this time!

5. Is it snowing? Oh, that's salt, salty, like the taste of tears, pure sugar, will you bless us, too?

6. "Sorry, I didn't have the courage to say I love you before!" The egg said guiltily. "No, it was my formality that almost lost my love. Now we won't be apart."

Tomatoes and scrambled eggs are happy together.