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Personally talk about a good mood.

1, the end of the road is still the road, as long as you are willing to go.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

3. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriantly.

5. When will the salary increase? The ending is good, and there is little hope.

6, youth, no matter how profligate, can not escape the cold of life.

There are so many poor people in the world, why should I be included?

8, selfie is not narcissism, just want you to see that I am fine!

9. They say people are fickle. I didn't expect you to change so quickly.

10, it is a myth to want to get happiness without paying any price.

1 1. The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.

12, people who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.

13, love is like hand sanitizer, you touch it because your hands are dirty.

14, you are showing off in an ostentatious manner with your sisters. Do you believe me?

15, the promise you gave me is the greatest happiness in my life!

16. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others praise me not enough.

17, everlasting love is not worth it, simple goodbye.

18, joy flooded into her heart, and her heart seemed to ripple in the spring.

19. I heard that waste is being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

20. Why do people live? They are happy and make others happy.

2 1, your lies are like a plane brake, a train with a flat tire and an elephant taking a shit!

22. Because I love you, it is enough to watch you happy.

23, don't take anyone seriously, be careful that others treat you like shit.

24. The quality of the teacher's class determines my mobile phone traffic this month!

25. Before respecting love, think clearly whether he is your lifelong companion!

26. Listen to the teacher, do as the teacher says, and do your own thing.

27. I can tolerate everything about you. I just hope you will be there to protect me.

28. Only thorns are left in the desert, and only traces of crying are left in the sky.

29. Those words used to comfort others will never comfort themselves.

30. Watch a baptism of sin, only to see that you are covered in sin.

3 1. Friendship is like a rainbow, which lights up your sky after a storm.

32. Who says I don't know anything? Let Shi and Dong Shi stand in front of me and have a try.

33. Pale thoughts and persistent persistence are just a scarred ending.

Standing on the tail of July, Xuan can't remember any news about you.

35. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

36, betrayal, deception, rudeness, how many times do you want to hurt me, you are willing.

37. Some people are so tender that water comes out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

38. The wolf must be rich. The property price is so high and his house is so big.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

40. Girls with long eyelashes just want to be happy, just like candy just wants to be sweet.

4 1, happiness is to find advertisements in the car, not tickets.

42. Don't blindly follow other people's thinking, others will say that you will learn from others.

43. It's a pity that flowers and leaves are luxuriant, because this is a reincarnation.

44. The left eye jumps and the peach blossoms open. The right eye jumps and the chrysanthemums bloom. All kinds of flowers bloom in spring.

45. The wife is a TV and the lover is a mobile phone. Watch TV at home and take your mobile phone when you go out.

46. In this way, we played down a relationship; You choose new love, I choose time.

47. I hope one day we will become strangers again and get to know you again.

48. Stubborn women often lose happiness because the red line is too tight.

49. The smile on your lips has become my belief to protect my life.

50. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

5 1, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down on you.

52. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

53. Things that haven't been explained, songs that are not familiar with. That's it.

If you don't want to be sad or cry, don't be curious about what you shouldn't see.

55, time, you can understand love, you can prove love, you can also overthrow love.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

We used to care about each other, but now we are embarrassed to meet.

58. The day you promised is too beautiful to leave, but it will never come.

59. The alarm clock is the third child of all sleeping goods and bedding. I should change it frequently.

60. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

In short, personal talk and mood

First, what is the meaning of hard work? I want to see a bigger world, have the opportunity to choose my life freely, stop bowing to annoying people in the future, and bow my head when the person I like appears, but say that sentence confidently: I know you are good, but I am not bad.

No matter how many people you love, no matter how painful and happy you love, in the end, you have not learned how to love, but how to love yourself.

Third, life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

Fourth, distance pulls our love so far that there is no end in sight.

As you become more and more understanding, no one will care about your grievances and disputes.

Sixth, look at how much a person loves you: how good he is to you when he is not romantic; But how much can he let you do when you start fighting?

Seven, the right hand is blank, when will you take me away?

Eight, running around is a kind of happiness. If you are tired, you should sleep and cry and get drunk. Dawn is a new beginning of the day. The earth will not stop turning because of any suffering, so there is no reason for people and primates to be heavy.

Nine, some wounds will gradually get better after a long time, and some grievances will be relieved after they are figured out.

Sometimes, your casual words warm my whole heart.

Eleven, two people together, not to stick together all the time, but to let yourself know that there is another person who loves you in this world.

In the face of facts, the more developed your imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

Fourteen, there are too many disappointments in life, and finally they all become forgetful. When we are alive, we should not let ourselves live too tired. We should learn to relax ourselves properly, not be greedy and extravagant, and be happy with everything.

Remember that I have been thinking about you, don't cry, just smile when you look up.

Sixteen, care too much, love will end in the deepest place; Don't worry, the heart will wake up when it hurts the most.

17. The man who said he would never leave is still gone.

18. Before the arrival of love, my world was empty. Your appearance made my world warm and colorful, and you enriched my world.

Don't think too much, your imagination will create a problem that doesn't exist at first.

Nobody can take me away from you. Nobody wants me to leave you.

If it's sunny, enjoy the idle clouds. If the rain is beating on the window, please listen to the sound of the wind. If there is love in the fleeting time, the heart will bloom with it. If time goes by, cherish the past.

Twenty-two, I began to miss those scattered flowers, enchanting and gorgeous because of your departure.

I can't miss you every day, even if I close my eyes. Liking someone is the most impossible thing to hide in the world.

24. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

Twenty-five, the moment you touch each other, the heartbeat will last forever.

I just want to tell you that I have a heart that loves you, which is enough.

Twenty-seven, eyes full of sunshine, it is difficult to hide the light, accidentally fell into your tenderness, unable to extricate themselves.

28. What is a critical moment in life is a decision; Is a choice; Whether left or right; Whether to continue or give up; It is a time to bid farewell to the past; It is the moment when you bravely wipe the wound; It's time to choose the future. To be happy, be happy first.

Twenty-nine, coffee is bitter for one person, but it is happy for two people.

30. All the unwillingness is because you still have dreams. Before you give up, work hard. Afraid of old age and long road. Life is so short that you have to live for yourself once in a while.

Talk about work emotions and complete sentences.

Talk about work emotions and complete sentences.

1, a person, don't push yourself, don't know how good you are.

Everyone has his own story and youth, but they are all buried in their hearts and don't want to tell it.

3, weeding at noon, going to work is really hard, nothing to do, it is better to fight the landlord.

I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

5. I work hard, you are cold, and you let me break up.

6, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

7. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

8, some things, don't talk about it as a knot, talk about it as a scar.

9. Without the courage to break through the ground and fight against snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

10, study is the lamp, effort is the oil, and if you want to light it, you have to refuel.

1 1, others work to earn money, and I work to lose money.

12, kindness is the seed of happiness and pain is the fruit of evil, but such a simple rule of life is extremely complicated for us to use.

13, on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of Smurfs! They are hardworking and clever, working overtime until dawn.

14, try to leave the light to others, don't care too much about what you have, you will be happier.

15, success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes them up.

16, my naivety has already broken into the ubiquitous uneasiness. I have tried to piece it together but I can no longer be complete.

17, dreams always test loneliness. When the dream falls, but it is too late to save it, you can only bear it silently.

18, never complain about what happened to you, either change or accept it silently.

19. It is extremely hot to go to work in summer and extremely cold to go to work in winter.

20. A person is really lucky to be fascinated by his work to the last breath.

Say a word when you are in a good mood.

1. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour. 2. Looking back on my life, I have been the biggest official, that is, QQ group administrator. I used to be poor, but I am happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy. 4. Before dying, an old lady took her wife's hand and repented: Grandpa, let me tell you the truth. None of our three sons are yours. Hearing this, the old man comforted his wife and said, nothing. Although my three sons are not mine, my three grandchildren are definitely mine. 5. Mom: Son, eat quickly. Mom made it specially for you. It doesn't taste good when it is cold! Son: It's okay, Mom. It's not spicy or delicious anyway. 6. The prodigal son will never change his gold. Who will give me gold? I will change. It's amazing that David's wife gave birth to a daughter. If someone wants to rob you, please keep calm and don't panic. Take out cleansing oil and splash it on your face, take out the chest pad and then show your stomach, lift your bangs and show your armpit hair at the same time. Finally, take off your pants and squat on the ground and start to shit, shouting: God, it's so cool, big brother, get rid of me! 9. I came home last night and met a funeral team, which scared me to death. What happened? The music they played was: Come with me and leave tomorrow 10. A girl sitting in front of me did a junior high school final exam seriously, and she was willing to help me copy it. In order to avoid suspicion, I specially changed several multiple-choice questions. As a result, she was the last in the class and I was the second from the bottom. 1 1. Recently, a perfect marriage age gap was discovered: a 20-year-old beauty married a 50-year-old rich man, and when a beautiful woman was 50 years old, the rich man died and the beautiful woman became a rich woman; Then the 50-year-old rich woman raised a 20-year-old handsome boy. Thirty years later, the rich woman died and the handsome boy became a rich man. Then a 50-year-old rich man married a 20-year-old beauty. I can't tell you exactly what I like about you. I just like you anyway. Even if you eat shit, I feel particularly cool and handsome. Sue is particularly provocative. 13. When I was fifteen, my parents had something to do and left some money for my brother and me as living expenses. My brother and I use it to buy snacks, drinks and beer. I didn't expect them to come back early. Plastic bottles, bottles and waste plastic bags are everywhere in the house. I was shocked at that time. Dad asked with a livid face what was going on. Seeing my brother crying, he said that the money was stolen that day. These days, he makes a living by picking up these waste plastics and wine bottles to sell some money. He also borrowed a lot of dads from his classmates, cried his eyes out, killed the old hen and quickly returned the money to others. I still can't believe this is what an eight-year-old can say. 14. When I fell in love in high school, the class teacher called me into the office and patiently criticized and educated me. I said calmly: we are true love. When I was shopping with my wife and children yesterday, I met the head teacher and greeted her excitedly. The head teacher looked at my daughter-in-law and said simply, where is your true love? Say that finish turned and left. Selected sentences in a good mood. 15. When shopping, the store often says that if you really buy it, it can be cheaper. You see, sincerity is not very valuable! 16. Tips: Recently, many girls take their boyfriends back to their hometown in the countryside to meet their parents in the name of falling in love, but they are actually deceiving you to plant rice seedlings. Please pay attention to raising awareness of prevention! Don't ask me why I know 17. The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to jump up and down any more. Monkey is furious: you go and you go. Who the fuck has seen kissing and climbing trees! 18. Today, I learned a way to identify a hundred-dollar bill: burn it. After burning, the gray ones are real money, and the black ones are fake money. Try it ~ 19. The so-called diaosi means that a woman loses in a big adventure and a man does push-ups on it. Everyone will lie on the woman after doing a few things, but I can't help it. 20. Children who watch too many court plays can't afford to get hurt. After school, the son said to his mother, Mom has been looking haggard recently, and the child is very worried. It is better to move to the children's school and enjoy the scenery. It would be great if I could have tea with my teacher! Ma Ma: Speak human words! Child: Mom, the head teacher invited you to school! 2 1. Let me teach those who have both iphone6 and watch how to show off naturally in front of their friends. Look at the phone in your right hand first and say it softly: 9: 3 1. Then I looked at the watch on my left hand, nodded and praised, well, it's quite accurate. 22. What's the name of a single man? Single dog. What's the name of that single woman? The dog ignored it. 23. The bird asked the zombie: Nima! Big waves, big waves, zombies are angry: roll your calves! Where the hell are you? Where the hell are you?