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Talk about what is suitable for pregnant women (selected 43 sentences)

1, I used to be neurotic, but my pregnancy was more serious, and now I will soon. Is it my problem?

Last night, I dreamed that I had my ears pierced. I found this on the Internet as a sign that my wife is going to be pregnant. I am so happy, but on second thought, I don't seem to have a girlfriend. Where did I get a wife?

On that day, he told me that if we were pregnant, we would be disabled. I was silent. If you can't give me a home, why do you want me?

4. The process of pregnancy is long and hard, but it will make a girl grow up quickly and radiate the brilliance of motherhood, which is better than exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothing.

During the long pregnancy, it is also the most beautiful moment for a woman to be painful and happy.

6, a cake feels pregnant, vomiting uncomfortable, weak and cold. How long have I been ill?

7. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it. Some people have no talent because they don't have enough.

People are afraid of exams now, so everything should be prepared in advance. Being pregnant is a normal thing, and there is nothing to prepare for.

9. She said she was pregnant, couldn't find her father, borrowed money from me, and said she wouldn't come back to me. Is this story funny? The storyteller cried.

10, maternal love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby is formed in the mother's body, the mother has a very special feeling and soon becomes love.

1 1, I'm in a bad mood, I have no appetite to eat, and I threw up after breakfast! My back hurts and I want to sleep. I am so sleepy! Pregnant and tired, no one cares!

12, from pregnancy to delivery, I suddenly feel so hard and tired every day, and all kinds of pains follow. I won't even give you a chance to catch my breath. There is still more than a month.

13, tossing and turning since pregnancy. Seeing the clothes sent by my girlfriend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

14, suddenly feel particularly uncomfortable, remembering us all the way, from marriage to pregnancy to childbirth, you are always away, and work is an excuse!

15, I obviously ate a bowl of snail powder before going to bed, and now I'm hungry again. Am I a pig or pregnant?

16, pregnant for 5 months, lost his temper with him today. He told me to get out of his house. Yes, we haven't got a license and got married yet, but we can't bear to part with this child.

17, we were together for a month. We broke up today. Hmm. I am pregnant. The reason for breaking up is that I am a bad person, with a bad temper and laziness.

18, third trimester, it's unbearable to sleep at night, baby, if you love your mother, please let her have a good sleep!

19, this pregnancy, the third trimester is really a big sin, physical problems one after another, and various discomforts appear three times in a row!

20. The deskmate said that she was pregnant and the baby's name was Rourou. So I asked her who the baby's father was, and he said that the baby's father called snacks!

2 1, pregnancy is not easy. May you grow up safely and healthily. No matter how much I suffer, it is worth it. I will arrive safely next March.

22. At the beginning of pregnancy, I felt uncomfortable all over and couldn't say what was wrong. I want to eat and vomit! I hate what I see, but it's a normal reaction. Sleep well will be much better!

23. Although I am pregnant, I really don't like those children in the countryside. They are rude, like to rummage, sabotage, have a dark face and like to cry.

24. From the moment of pregnancy, there is a new individual in your life, which is closely related to you. From that moment on, life is complete, and it really has a new beginning and meaning.

25. It's really not easy to get pregnant. Bear's paw and fat ya can't believe it. I hope it won't get worse.

26. Pregnancy is really a process that makes people collapse. In the third trimester, you can only lie on your left side, and your shoulder presses against the bone, which hurts. How to adjust posture in the middle of the night is hard to feel like crying.

27. After eight weeks of pregnancy, the baby jumped happily in my stomach, and I was happy with my eyes closed.

28, the feelings are really getting deeper and deeper, every child is hahaha, pregnancy is really too hard, and every day in the third trimester is suffering.

29. The process of pregnancy is long and arduous, but it will make a girl grow up quickly, and she will radiate the brilliance of motherhood, which is better than exquisite makeup and gorgeous clothes.

30. I still like the feeling when I was a child, thinking that a hug would make me husband and wife, and a kiss would make me pregnant.

3 1, I saw Dove's chocolate saliva on the table, but I still held back. It's not easy to be a mother until you're pregnant. I can overcome it again for the baby's healthy and safe birth.

32, pregnant, you are very happy, because I feel really happy, because everyone has their own baby.

33. Success is like being pregnant. Everyone will congratulate you, but no one knows how many times you have been engaged before success!

34, man, if you don't have the ability to be a father, don't get your woman pregnant. Without the ability to be responsible, don't mess around!

35. I woke up in the morning and vomited again. After vomiting, I nearly collapsed. Getting pregnant is not easy. Fortunately, my husband is very kind to me, otherwise I would be really depressed.

36. I feel that the most difficult thing for me to get pregnant is to keep vomiting, and my nose and tears flow together! It's so uncomfortable to vomit!

37. Last night, I dreamed that I was pregnant, twins and two daughters. I flew happily.

38. From morning sickness in the first trimester to cramps in the third trimester, all kinds of suffering have made me collapse and lonely, but now everything is beautiful throughout pregnancy.

I haven't menstruated for a long time. I may be pregnant. Please let father claim it.

40, this pregnancy, the third trimester is really a big sin, the body has problems one after another, and various discomforts have appeared three times!

4 1, my husband is kind to me after pregnancy, and I feel happiest with my baby and husband around.

42. Pregnant people are the most beautiful women! Because a woman gives birth to a child means being a mother, and she will release her natural elegance at this moment.

43. I used to be neurotic, but it got worse after I got pregnant. Now I'm getting faster and faster. Is it my problem?