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What information can be sent to 10086?
There are many, and after personal testing by Beijing Mobile,:
Send: "I love you"
Answer: "Dear China Mobile users, I love you too You, I will be happy to help you answer your business questions!"
Send: "I miss you"
Reply: "Thank you, please contact me often if you miss me!" Thank you to the MM downstairs for your addition...~)
Send: "Who are you?"
Answer: "Hello, I am the robot Xiao E, I can provide you with Beijing Consulting services on mobile business. It is recommended that you simplify the questions and ask them separately. I will be happy to serve you. "
Send: "What is your name?"
Answer: " My name is Little E." (It's strange that the "E" is uncharacteristically capitalized...)
Send: "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Answer: "Xiao e is working hard to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems. I won't consider personal problems for the time being!" (This NB)
Send: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Answer: "Little e is working hard to learn knowledge and help everyone solve problems. I won't consider personal problems for the time being!" (This...)
Send: "How old are you?"
Answer: "Not too big, not too young, just one year old"
Send: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Answer: "I am the robot Little E, so there is no There are differences in gender! If you have any questions, ask Xiao e!"
Send: "Are you beautiful?"
Answer: "Haha, of course, I am the most beautiful. "(Hey...no pictures, no truth!)
Send: "Have you eaten?"
Reply: "Do you want to treat Xiao e to dinner? You can check the catering information by dialing 12580:)"
Send: "Do you like me?"
Answer: "Of course I do!"
Send : "What do you like?"
Answer: "Of course I do!" (This is probably the result of posting "Do you like XX" or something like that... But I just posted another "You Do you like hitting the wall?" No reply...)
Send: "Where do you live?"
Reply: "I am in Beijing!"
Send : "Which country are you from?"
Answer: "I was born in the online world and live in the online world."
Send: "What are you doing?"
Answer: "I'm chatting with you"
Send: "Can you sing?"
Answer: "Hey, I'm tone deaf..." (Thank you MM downstairs! )
Send: "Crazy"
Answer: "Please don't be angry. If you have anything to say, please tell me."
Send: " You are the big bad guy."
Answer: "It is undeniable that I am a bit stupid in some aspects. I can only answer your questions about mobile business. "(I always feel that this should be the reply of "You are a big idiot", but unfortunately it doesn't work after trying...Thank you to the other MM downstairs!)
Send: "I am in a bad mood"
Answer: "I'm a good boy and won't mess with you"
Send: "Do you know English?" ”
Answer: “I only know some words, but I can’t use them for chatting.” "
Send: "What do you know? ”
Answer: “I know many things, but there are also many things I don’t know.” "
Send: "My phone bill balance? ”
Answer: “You can send “CXYE” to 10086 to query the balance of the main and sub-accounts. The cumulative number of queries per day cannot exceed 20 times. This information is free.
(*I am currently in the growth stage, and the content of the reply may be different from what you want to know, thank you for using it*)" (Let me go, this is really professional enough...)
Send: "You Are you busy? ”
Answer: “I’m not busy. I’m glad to chat with you. I can answer some questions about GSM, M-Zone, MMS, Fetion, CRBT, and e100.” "
Send: "What are your hobbies? "
Answer: "Serve the people! ! ”
Send: “Are you smart?” "
Answer: "Of course, I am a smart little monster. "
Send: "Fool"
Answer: "Please don't be angry. If you have anything to say, please tell me." "
Send: "You are an idiot! ”
Answer: “Dear customer, the code you sent is wrong. Please try to modify and resend, or reply "10086" to enter the SMS business hall. "(The same thing happened after trying it twice...it seems to have pissed off little e...)
Send: "Are we friends? "
Answer: "Of course we are friends. ”
Send: “I like you”
Reply: “I like you too!” ”
Send: “Hello”
Answer: “Hello, I am the robot e. I can provide you with consulting services on mobile business in Beijing. It is recommended that you simplify your questions and ask them separately. I will be happy to serve you. "(This is probably the default reply?)
Send: "Happy New Year"
Reply: "Thank you, Happy New Year. "
Send: "Happy New Year"
Reply: "Happy New Year! Is there any red envelope you can give me? "(Thank you MM downstairs!)
Send: "Merry Christmas"
Answer: "Merry Christmas"
Send: "Thank you"
Answer: "You're welcome! Glad to help you! If you have any questions, please contact Xiaoe! "
Send: "Hey"
Answer: "You are smiling so happily. Can you tell me what makes you so happy? ”
Send: “Haha”
Answer: “What are you laughing at?” "
Send: "Haha"
Answer: "You are in a good mood today! "
Send: "The weather is good today"
Answer: "Yes, it's not at all like what the radio forecast." "(Thank you GG downstairs)
Sent: "The wind is really strong today"
Answer: "Yes, I can hardly stand still." " (Thank you to the MM downstairs!)
Send: "Goodbye"
Answer: "Bye! "(Fuck you actually dare to be more concise than me, send it in one word!)
Send: "Bye"
Answer: "88" (Fuck it's even simpler this time)
Send: "Good morning"
Answer: "Good morning!" Xiao e wishes you a good mood today:)"
Send: "Don't you need to sleep? ”
Answer: “No, I’m a robot.” "
Send: "Are you asleep? "
Answer: "Little e also wants to help everyone answer questions, so I can't sleep:)" (Thank you to a certain GG downstairs)
Send: "Good night"
Answer: "Good night! Xiao e wishes you a good dream! ”
…………All the above contents have passed the Beijing Mobile test, and cannot be guaranteed for other regions!
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