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Sentences about hooligans

1, you tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

2, driving is not difficult, I am afraid of new people!

3, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

4、? People are not smart and bald like others! !

5, the mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is controlled!

6, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

7. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

8. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

9, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!

10, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

1 1, can't sleep for a long time in the morning; Sleep at night.

12, I pull the hook, you hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change it.

13. When I got on the bus and saw a woman with a baby in her arms, I gave her my seat. She said excitedly, "Thank you!" I am angry and afraid: "Thank the country first!"

14, I think everyone who likes to add the suffix "haha" when speaking must be a warm-hearted, boring young man who likes telling jokes and often doesn't talk.

15, once there was a sister who never wore makeup. In winter, she has skin problems, dry face and oily nose. The elder sister's treatment is to wipe the oil off her nose.