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Let's talk at lunch.

1, quietly watching you go, nothing like me. 2. It's embarrassing. It's agreed that I will pick up my sister (a pupil) from school every day and make her lunch. As a result, I am paralyzed at home every day. My sister didn't forget to bring her a box lunch when she was full. Are you hungry? I'll add meat for you.

3, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, I can only say that I am good at raising.

4. The New Year is coming. what do you want to do? No matter what you do, please remember my motto: smile is the best medicine, music is the secret recipe, and sleep can make you forget everything. Happy new year.

5. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, come uninvited to talk about a meal and love.

6. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

7, the color is like the emerald version of the cat's head bamboo shoots, and the taste reaches the hump oxtail scarlet.

8, if you survive, there must be pot porridge.

The red hump was brought from the jade broiler, and the fragrant fish was ordered on the crystal tray. Although their unicorn horn food bar was lazily lifted, the exquisite phoenix meat cleaver was rarely used, and the fleet horse came from the yellow door, stirring without dust, and constantly brought precious dishes from the imperial kitchen.

10, the Yangtze River everywhere knows the beauty of fish, and the bamboo is good and the mountain is fragrant.

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12, Q friends have secrets. This title is really good. ..

13, I'm busy now. On the way back, even though I didn't like sausages, I ordered fried sausages with broccoli. I get along well with the boss's wife, and the weight of the food has always been sufficient. I ordered a sprite and I was shivering with cold. I didn't have the strength to support my huge dream until I was full.

14, living is bound to experience some setbacks, but we are still strong enough to overcome every setback. As long as we are alive, we will be grateful.

15, can I tell you a joke? The name of this joke is love.

16, love is like shit. Once the water is washed away, it will never come back. Love is like shit, it can't stop when it comes. Love is like shit, it is the same every time.

17, what can I do for you? It's a small matter to care about my man, dear dad.

18, happiness is not regret.

19, a girl's good, only the girls around her know-to her best friend.

20. I can't sleep I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot!

2 1, I'm so hungry, I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper, spicy, and my mouth is watering all over the bed.

22. I am drawing a cartoon with pen and ink in the sun. You come from the back and walk gently. Let me give you the inspiration of comics and that kind of happiness.

Scold in person is shouting behind a friend's back. That's a dog.