I want to find a sketch about the Year of the Tiger.

Lines from the comic dialogue Year of the Tiger

Liu: Today is the last day of the Year of the Ox.

Feng: Yes, it will be the Year of the Tiger in four hours.

Liu: I am here four hours in advance to congratulate you.

Feng: Congratulations on what?

Liu: I heard that you are a tiger.

Feng: Thank you. . thank you (shake hands, don't laugh) (applause)

Liu: Sorry, you were born in the Year of the Tiger.

Feng: I almost bit you (Liu Xiao)

Liu: You are a tiger, aren't you?

Feng: Yes, I am a tiger.

Liu: The nickname is Tiger.

Feng: Everyone calls me Tiger.

Liu: I like tigers since I was a child.

Feng: This is my hobby.

Liu: Oh, wearing tiger shoes.

Feng: Hey hey,

Liu: Wear a tiger hat.

Feng: That's the spirit.

Liu: Grow a tiger tooth.

Feng: Huh?

Liu: When I grow up (Feng: Ah), I will practice tiger boxing and learn tiger steps (Feng: Oh? ), smoke amber cigarettes and eat tiger skin tofu.

Feng: Right, right.

Liu: Get married in the Year of the Tiger.

Feng: that's right

Liu: Your lover is also a tiger.

Feng: That's right.

Liu: I live in Hufang Bridge.

Feng: Everyone knows that.

Liu: The nickname is Tigress (laughter and applause)

Feng: I am that Xiangzi, and I ...

Liu: You have the same name and surname, and each has his own words.

Feng: That's more like it.

Liu: The tiger is an auspicious animal.

Feng: Legend can exorcise evil spirits.

Liu: Two days ago (Feng: Oh), you drew a tiger roar.

Feng: Hehe, the painting is not good.

Liu: Oh, this is a good painting. Compared with Fan Ceng's "The Wonder of Khufu", it can't be said that it is slightly better, but it is also comparable.

Feng: You can't say that. Compared with Teacher Fan, I, I will practice for another half month anyway (laughter and applause).

Liu: Modesty is good. The tiger hangs on the wall, lifelike and ready to go. (Feng: Really? ) It's a tiger roaring in the pine forest, and the sound of the tiger shakes the mountains and rivers.

Feng: This is the charm of art..

Liu: There have been no mice in your house since the tiger roars were hung up.

Feng: That's true (laughter and applause). . . Wait a minute. I am drawing a tiger. I am drawing a cat.

Liu: Draw a tiger according to the cat.

Feng: I said I would practice for half a month, but you still don't believe me.

Liu: The Year of the Tiger gives people the feeling of being mighty and brave.

Feng: the king of beasts

Liu: Today, with the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation, we should have indomitable spirit, indomitable will and self-improvement spirit.

Feng: If you want to be energetic,

Liu: Actually, everyone likes tigers. (Feng: Really? If nothing else, there is this tiger word in many idioms and proverbs.

Feng: Is there a tiger?

Liu: For example.

Feng: Tell me.

Liu: Describe the excellent situation of the industrial and agricultural front since the Third Plenary Session.

Feng: What do you mean?

Liu: Really, the tiger jumps forward (two people look at each other, Liu laughs) ha,

Feng: Not bad.

Liu: Lively,

Feng: Ah, there is a tiger. That's it. I speak better than you.

Liu: You come.

Feng: We are determined to reform.

Liu: How about it?

Feng: Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I'd rather go to Tiger Mountain! Where are my two tigers? What about me, (Liu Xiao)? Huh?

Liu: It is said that all our front-line soldiers are die-hard heroes. They attacked the enemy like tigers coming down the mountain, scaring the enemy with fear. I am a tiger!

Feng: Then you can't scare me.

Liu: What do you mean I can't scare you?

Feng: Where soldiers live, there are many tigers.

Liu: Where do the soldiers live?

Feng: Cat ears.

Liu: There is no tiger in the cat's ear hole.

Feng: Cats have holes in their ears. The cat is the tiger's teacher. How many tigers were taught by cats?

Liu: What logic? Gossip is inseparable from tigers.

Feng: Why?

Liu: We shouldn't be careless about our work.

Feng: You can't split people into two.

Liu: Teach children not to scare them.

Feng: You can't stick together when you meet someone. (Laughter) You stick together and delay your work.

Liu: Your family can't live without tigers.

Feng: Our home.

Liu: Speaking of your father's boldness of vision, (Feng: What's the matter) he is really ambitious.

Feng: Right, right, right, right, old and strong.

Liu: Say your mother.

Feng: Why?

Liu: Tiger poison doesn't eat children.

Feng: Bad language is not bad.

Liu: Say your sister's figure.

Feng: My sister is.

Liu: It's like a tiger's back.

Feng: It's time to lose weight.

Liu: Tell me about your brother's appearance.

Feng: My brother is.

Liu: looking dignified and strong.

Feng: That's more like it.

Liu: Say your lover's eyes.

Feng: My wife is.

Liu is eyeing up.

Feng: Tigress, right?

Liu: But you are behind your lover (Feng: No). Your lover is not at home. You are a tiger-free monkey in the mountains. As long as your lover is at home, you are just

Feng: Stop it. I am at home. I'm in that position.

Liu: What's your situation?

Feng: What status? Let you know (Liu: Yo yo) that I am untouchable at home.

Liu: Are you a tiger at home?

Feng: That's right.

Liu: This is not a Siberian tiger. You are a paper tiger.

Feng: Paper tiger, right?

Liu: You are the South China Tiger.

Feng: It's so precious.

Liu: When you walk, you are covered with wind. When you start working, you are full of energy. When I got home, I sat on the back of a tiger and wolfed it down.

Feng: That's me.

Liu: Even your lover said,

Feng: What did you say?

Liu: We are together. Feng Gong is a tiger, and I am Song Wu.