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A clinic in a health center has a sign indicating that it is a clinic for all diseases. Inside the door, an old doctor (played by Zhao Benshan) is seeing a doctor, and an old nurse (played by Song Dandan) is wearing a mask and shouting. Outside the door, a patient (played by Fan Wei) is waiting to be called. At this time, Cui Yongyuan, the host of CCTV's "Tell the Truth" program, came outside the clinic. He saw the sign for the clinic and stopped.

Cui Yongyuan’s All Disease Clinic... is right here. He is a doctor who can cure all kinds of diseases, otherwise he would not dare to put up such a brand.

Patient doctor, please listen to me carefully. What's going on here? I'm always stuck in a panic.

Doctors (and patients) don’t need to listen to whatever they want. Go get a X-ray and do a CT scan. I'll show you when I get back.

Patient... How much does fluoroscopy cost?

Doctor two hundred and five. CT eight hundred and eighty.

Patient (stands up, then sits down again in shock) Huh?

Why did the doctor sit down again? Go!

Patient (stands up) Ah...ah, it’s quite expensive.

The nurse (wanted to say something to the patient, but saw that he had already left, turned to the doctor): He has nothing wrong with him, why did you ask him to do fluoroscopy?

How can I buy a laptop for my eldest grandson if the doctor doesn’t see through it? How can I earn money for my second grandson’s mobile phone without a CT scan? (Shouting) Next!

Nurse (shouting outside) Come in on the 3rd!

[The patient enters the room outside the door. Cui Yongyuan looked outside the door into the outpatient clinic.

The nurse (to the patient) sits down.

[The patient sits down.

What's wrong with you, doctor? What's uncomfortable?

The patient has toothache.

Doctor, a toothache is not a disease, the pain is life-threatening. Open your mouth and let me see...it's nothing! Teeth are pretty good!

Why does the patient feel pain?

Doctor, just because your teeth are good does not mean that you are free from disease. Two molars are bitten by bugs!

Patient? Is it serious?

Doctor, it’s not serious. What are you doing here?

Patient? Too. Doctor, what do you want?

The doctor seems to have a hole on both sides...

The patient’s hole? How big is the hole?

The doctor is quite big, ah, I can’t see clearly. You go for fluoroscopy first, and then do CT.

Nurse, if he has a toothache, just prescribe some medicine!

The patient is yes, I will prescribe some painkillers.

Doctor (and nurse), what do you know! Can you tell where the bug is without seeing through it? Can other diseases in his body be detected without CT? I suspect he has other illnesses. (to patient) Go ahead! return! You'd better do a B-ultrasound.

Patient?

Nurse, why are you asking someone to do a B-ultrasound? She is not a pregnant woman!

The patient is. I'm a man. Is there a mistake?

What is wrong, doctor! You can see clearly with a B-ultrasound. Even the male and female can see it. I mean the bugs in your teeth!

[The patient left confused. Cui Yongyuan entered the house.

Nurse (to the doctor) I told you to take it easy!

What do you want, doctor? Shout!

Nurse (turns around and shouts) Next! (Seeing Cui Yongyuan already standing at the door) Why are you all coming in? Why do you look so familiar? Old man, why does he look like Cui Yongyuan!

That’s not what the doctor is doing!

Isn’t Cui Yongyuan an uncle! I am Cui Yongyuan!

Doctors and nurses? Are you really Xiao Cui?

[The nurse takes off the mask.

Aunt Cui Yongyuan, why are you here?

Nurse, I will be your uncle’s assistant! Sit down quickly!

Cui Yongyuan (sitting down and asking) Uncle, aunt, how did you become a doctor?

Doctor, you still don’t know about this? It’s been over a month!

Nurse, I asked you to tell Xiao Cui, but you refused to tell me.

Cui Yongyuan Why? I didn’t offend uncle!

Nurse, what he said is nonsense, I will tell you later. So that you can have a surprise!

Cui Yongyuan, don’t surprise me. Uncle, this doctor has been working as a doctor for more than a month.

The doctor said it was fifty days to be exact.

Cui Yongyuan (looking at the clinic) This change is big enough.

I remember that the last time I interviewed you two was six years ago. That was————

The nurse was at CCTV, and it was you who invited us there. It’s been more than six years in a flash, and I miss you so much!

Cui Yongyuan, I miss you too. I don’t understand how you became a doctor. Look at aunt, she looks like a nurse.

Nurse, you are quite discerning.

The doctor (told the nurse) went to turn over the sign and said he would not be ordering orders today. I want to have a good and intimate relationship with Xiao Cui, just nagging.

Cui Yongyuan shocked me.

[The nurse went out and turned over the sign for All Disease Clinic and came back.

Cui Yongyuan, I saw the sign hanging on the door of the All Disease Clinic. Uncle, you can always cure all diseases. Why didn’t you tell me last time.

How can a nurse cure all diseases? He is just bluffing!

Doctor, what are you talking about? You are talking nonsense in front of Xiao Cui! I don’t know how to treat people, can a health center hire me? Can you put up the sign for the disease clinic? I’m not bragging, this clinic is the only one in the country. Who dares to hang up?

No one dares to kill Cui Yongyuan.

Doctor, this is the result of reform!

Cui Yongyuan is still the result of reform. This is how this health center was reformed. Uncle and aunt, I want to ask, how did you become doctors and nurses in the health center?

Doctor (referring to nurse), let him say it!

Nursing is the reform of the health center and open bidding to the public.

Cui Yongyuan is recruiting doctors and nurses.

Nurses are responsible for the outpatient services of various departments of the health center. The news reached our place, and your uncle and I came as soon as we got together.

Cui Yongyuan was recruiting doctors and nurses. Why were you hired?

Doctors, good doctors, who will come to the rural health center? The rest are 250 doctors. It would be good if they don’t zhagu the living people to death. So we had to open the recruitment process.

Cui Yongyuan, then you were hired? I still don’t understand. You have to be a doctor and graduate in nursing, right? Do you have a certificate?

Doctor’s certificate? What certificate?

Cui Yongyuan is the certificate, certificate, etc. that allows him to practice medicine.

Doctor, I have the certificate.

The nurse has a certificate.

Cui Yongyuan? Ah, if you have a certificate, you can apply for the job.

The nurse’s certificate is a veterinary certificate.

Cui Yongyuan? Is it a veterinary certificate?

It would be good if the doctor has a veterinary certificate. In our place, people without certificates can still work.

Cui Yongyuan and the others are so weird here that they dare to do this. Competition must have been fierce at that time. Uncle and aunt, how did you get hired?

I also went there when nurses were recruited. That formation—oh my god! All red-eyed! That person is here! It's like traveling on Shenzhou 10 for free.

Aunt Cui Yongyuan, Shenzhou 10 has not been built yet.

Nurse’s last interview, don’t you want me to think about tomorrow? As soon as the Spring Festival program was aired, those of us with lumps in our minds started to think about it. After Shenzhou 5 and 6 successfully launched into space, word spread that our country would build a moon city on the moon, Shenzhou 7 sent a rabbit to the moon first, Shenzhou 8 our astronauts landed on the moon, Shenzhou 9 Go to the moon to build a city, and when you get to God 10, you will take the people to the moon city to play.

Cui Yongyuan and the others really dare to imagine. Auntie, tell me about the job fair at that time.

The doctor's situation is that the health center has offered to contract various departments. It's like selling livestock, the base price is 50,000.

Cui Yongyuan, I understand this. Contracting a department costs the health center 50,000 yuan.

Fifty thousand is the minimum for a doctor. For example, obstetrics and gynecology and surgery have to pay 100,000.

Why is Cui Yongyuan so different?

Old couples see many obstetric and surgical patients. There are many children in rural areas, and there are many people who work hard, so the income from these two subjects is high. The base price also requires a lot.

This is Cui Yongyuan. It’s understandable to charge more.

Doctor, that’s why everyone focused on these two subjects from the beginning. If you propose a plan, talk about ideas. When I saw it, something bad happened. It seems that the person coming in this posture is not a good person! If you don’t show your unique skills, you might not be able to compete with others!