What humorous sentences are there to kill time?

1, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money, so I beg for a job on my knees.

2. No money. I have to give up eating spicy strips for several years. Can you find a job and afford spicy strips?

3. All the mice at home have moved away, trying to make money.

Get out of the way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

One word can't describe my poverty at all. I knelt down and begged for a job.

6. Forget it, the mobile phone should be returned to the counter.

7. Ask yourself how poor you can be, just like a dollar of steel is hard to find.

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Humor refers to the absurd and unexpected characteristics of something, but it is implicit or unforgettable in expression.

For example, in the cross talk "Teasing You", the process of a thief teaching a child to call him "Teasing You" was very dull from the beginning, which made people feel a little puzzled at most. It was only when the clothes were secretly stolen that the result made people feel ridiculous until they suddenly realized that the horse's performance was tight inside and loose outside, orderly, vivid and subtle, which made people laugh and feel happy.