Are there any funny sentences to brag after drinking?

Pour one out of two glasses of wine and go home to sleep after drinking. Ha, ha, ha, drink more every day, stuff yourself in after drinking, the east wind blows the drum, and drink 9. Who are you afraid of? If you are drunk today, you will temporarily refuse to accept us. Get nine cups and you'll be promoted and rich. Glass will be lifted to a higher position in one fell swoop, glass will not fall to the ground, and you will not be sincere if it falls to the ground. You will be the one who is drunk. Ha ha ha quite. Pet-name ruby can be drunk by you. Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. Pet-name ruby you can't drink. Ha ha ha ha, as long as you say you can drink, white 9 is more than three pounds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, okay, okay. My husband has laid eggs. I want to go back and have a look. Ha ha ha ha, it's perfect. No, I'll drink it myself.