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Girls are naughty and funny. What's the point?

The girl playfully talked about:

1, are you there? Do you want to stay together to keep warm?

2, the beautiful collarbone is just as interesting as the belly bouncing around.

3, life advice: raise a lovely me.

Don't be a child when you need to grow up.

5, mourning is too simple, it is really cool to bear everything or love life.

6. The favorite month of the year is February. You only need to be single for 28 days this month.

7. Uncle Police! There is a boy here that I can't take away.

8. In a previous life, carbonated drinks may bubble with joy as soon as they see you.

9. Don't cry, don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.

10, cucumber must be shot, and life will be embarrassing.

1 1. Learn from children: you can still laugh when you pee your pants.

12, an adult's life is not easy except that he is easy to get fat and poor.

13, I am a little sweet, a little cute and a little gentle. I like you very much.

14, be nice to yourself, and don't blame yourself when you can blame others.

15, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.