Excerpts from thirty humorous sentences on the topic of procrastination

Part 1 of humorous sentences on the topic of procrastination

1. Don’t wait any more, don’t procrastinate any more, just do whatever comes to mind. Some things wait until you realize how important they are. By then, it was already too late.

2. We continue to suffer from the old habits of procrastination and inaction in handling the Watergate incident.

3. The worst part is that you never know the reason for procrastination.

4. Many people like to procrastinate. It’s not that they can’t do the thing at hand well, but that they don’t do it. This is the biggest bad habit. ——Bill Gates

5. Why there is procrastination. Why don't you sleep at night? Why don't you think of it in the morning? Why?

6. The result of procrastination is to stay up until dawn the night before yesterday to watch more than a dozen study videos and take exams, and then wash up and go to work like no one else. Because the quarterly meeting is coming soon, I worked overtime until 1 o'clock last night, kept my eyes open for 40 hours, and finally slept for more than five hours. Then I worked overtime until 11 o'clock today. Mainly because of the constant sneezing and the feeling of being cold and hot. I have had more colds this year than in the previous years combined, which is really not good for my health.

7. These two sentences deeply hurt my young heart: 1. The three most popular diseases at the moment: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, they are lazy and cheap. ,poverty. 2. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you yourself. You said you have nothing to complain about.

8. I am really in the late stages of procrastination. I haven’t finished the ten sessions of personal swimming lessons I signed up for last summer. The coach has already pushed me so hard that he doesn’t want to push me anymore. I have been talking about getting a tattoo for almost a year. It’s not gone yet, we must get it all done in 2020

9. Procrastination must be cured. I procrastinate until the time limit for return has passed before I remember that the result of the return is in my hands.

10. I still procrastinate occasionally, but I am becoming more efficient during the day.

11. Being a procrastinator, I finally finished three shots of the vaccine. I queued for an hour to eat Ichilan Ramen. I bought Tim Ho Wan the second time. I met the Regal Ice Cream Truck on the road but I couldn’t eat ice cream because I was on my period. But the most important thing is that I regained the courage to travel alone, and the journey will not feel lonely, but full and interesting, just like my son

12. Thank you aunt for coming as scheduled, but it seems that April They didn't treat me well because of it. It was terrible. What else can I say? Everything was out of shape. I didn't know what I had done. I just had endless procrastination and people who never got enough sleep. What the hell. I want to have a fight with this bad April. Fortunately, there are people and words that enlighten me. I always realize it later. Fortunately, it is not too late. I should understand the priorities. I am born in sorrow and die in happiness. Fortunately , I haven’t completely fallen yet

13. My procrastination has become more and more serious. I said I wanted to put you down but I put it off for a long time.

14. If you are a procrastinator, this will be helpful for you.

15. I used to be a very serious procrastinator, and I always liked to put things off until the last day. I am especially grateful to a friend who for a while often asked me if I was doing this or that. This cured my procrastination. It felt really good to do one thing after another. Very relaxing. ? Part 2 of humorous sentences about procrastination

16. Don’t call me procrastination,,,, I’m just an optimist about remaining time

17. Feeling like a waste, late stage of procrastination I want to give myself a slap in the ears, and I am really angry when I hate that iron cannot become steel.

18. I am really in the late stages of procrastination. I haven’t finished the ten sessions of personal swimming lessons I signed up for last summer. The coach has already pushed me so hard that he doesn’t want to push me anymore. I have been talking about getting a tattoo for almost a year. It’s not gone yet, we must get it all done in 2018

19. Procrastination and waiting are the things in the world that are most likely to crush a person’s fighting spirit.

20. Procrastination needs to be cured. I don’t know how to face tomorrow. My heart is dead. I’m so broken. I’m going crazy. Really, I suddenly dislike myself so much. Why, I haven’t finished writing yet.

21. In 3D, the direction keys can be used to rotate the image where the mouse is dragged.

22. In fact, I know how to do many things, but I am too procrastinated and too casual, which delays myself.

23. If the male god is waiting for you downstairs for a date, your procrastination will be cured immediately; if you have a black card with unlimited overdraft in your hand, your difficulty in choosing will be cured immediately

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24. I feel depressed. It may be because I have not been able to sleep well these days, I am not feeling well, and I have been procrastinating too much in the past few days. After a busy day yesterday, I suddenly found that I still have a lot of important things to do. Being busy has something to do with it... I worry too much about gains and losses, and my ability to withstand stress has become low. I really wonder how I lived abroad for two years... I feel like setting a table for me at this time can't save me (Lie down

25. If I tell you that I’m going to sleep but I’m still cleaning space, I’m not lying to you. It’s my incurable procrastination.

26. I woke up early in the morning and woke up from a dream. I have severe procrastination. After studying for so many years, I still get scared because I haven’t done my homework and can’t hand it in. Come and kill me~~~~~~

27. Obviously very procrastinating. I'm sleepy but I can't sleep, I'm fat but can't stop talking, I'm poor but I still chop my hands every day, I'm stupid but I still can't read, I'm irrational but I like to do things... For Mingming, the main task is to cure disease, late stage procrastination and laziness, the spread of cancer cells... It’s not that I mean it.

28. I will do everything I can now. If I am still misunderstood, I can only say I’m sorry. Try your best. I will never procrastinate in doing things in the future!

29. I really want to be a person who does what he says and will never procrastinate in the dormitory.

30. Your depression is hypocrisy, your procrastination is laziness, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is the pain in your balls, your insomnia is not sleepy at all, and your phobia of choice is because you are poor. Persist in getting rid of procrastination. Thirty Beautiful Sentences

Beautiful Sentences to Get Rid of Procrastination (Part 1)

1. Reality tells me that having obsessive-compulsive disorder, dependence, procrastination, choice Phobia is really scary.

2. In this world, the most important person is the person who needs your help right now. The most important thing is to do it right away. The most important moment is now. Don't delay at all.

3. How can I get rid of procrastination when I am so tired?

4. There is nothing more precious and valuable than time. , so don’t put off what you do today until tomorrow. ——Beethoven

5. What are the manifestations of lazy cancer? It’s over. Now I not only have procrastination but also lazy cancer. , am I hopeless?

6. Why do I feel so depressed that I can’t do anything and rely on others, procrastinate in doing things, and want to escape when things happen? I feel so disgusted with myself.

7. Listen to the time when a flower blooms~~~At night, I was typing on the computer and suddenly bursts of vague fragrance of flowers floated over. I turned around to see that my flowers were blooming quietly. . The fatigue of the past two days dissipated quietly in this quiet night. Although Ning Jing is happy, she is still sleepy~~~procrastination is in the advanced stages. .

8. Housewives, homeless people, mean aunts, moderately obese, greedy, idle, hot-tempered, ignorant, bastards, crazy about showing off their children, severe procrastination and laziness patients!

9. Too cold?_?Procrastination occurs again. You must not wake up at eight o'clock. . . At least half past eight

10. People tend to procrastinate when they are free. They procrastinate and procrastinate. I really want to stay at home, accompany my children, and watch my favorite TV series and love. Sir, do you like Brother Dong’s new character, the cute guy with a crush on a big-tailed wolf?

11. There are only two essences of procrastination: 1. Escape; 2. Believe in your ability to improvise. ——Le Jia

12. Applaud yourself for procrastination that has absolutely no inspiration until the last moment.

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13. Every time I see my tutor, I feel uneasy and have nightmares. The fundamental reason is that I am not paying attention to my translation and thesis, and I suffer from severe procrastination.

14. Then cancel this without delay Law, for not only is it a sin in itself, but it is also the source of further sins by virtue of retribution.

15. I really want to be a person who does what he says, who doesn’t do things in a cluttered manner and who always keeps things tidy in the dormitory. Beautiful sentences about how to get rid of procrastination by yourself (Part 2)

16. I don’t like doing things with people who procrastinate. I can’t help but finish them all myself.

17. I procrastinate until the last minute every day, and I always have a hard time forgetting. I am really annoyed by myself.

18. In a trance, I discovered that the world is more realistic than I thought, so why not be simpler. There are many ways to be happy, but you should not fail to recognize yourself. Recognizing one's shortcomings and having the courage to admit mistakes is also part of taking responsibility. There are so many things I want to do, but in the late stages of procrastination, you can only overcome it on your own. Day after day, year after year, every day is different, every year is different. ?

19. Preparing for the start of school means cleaning up the mess. Patients with advanced procrastination will regret it very much at this time.

20. Organize your head and don’t procrastinate. Keep up the good work tomorrow and stay in a good mood.

21. People around me are actually busy or not. Everyone has a certain degree of procrastination. I am more prone to procrastination, so I am so busy at the last moment that I vomit. Before I take a leisurely break without making any arrangements, I hope that I can do it in the future. Enjoy the comfort with peace of mind and devote yourself to the busy work without any regrets. Another commitment to stay up late and go to bed early and get up early is like a plate of loose sand that will collapse when the wind blows

22. Have a small job that you love and have a lazy time in your spare time. , family, husband, just have a baby hahaha

23. Everything must have a deadline, otherwise no matter how much time you have, it will be wasted in procrastination.

24. Staying up until dawn does not reflect the consequences of extra effort, but just a little more things and procrastination.

25. Was it my own procrastination that made me do the hard work of studying all night?

26. Your depression is hypocrisy, your procrastination is laziness, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is the pain in your balls, your insomnia is not sleepy at all, and your phobia of choice is because you are poor.

27. Procrastination and obsessive-compulsive disorder must be fully understood before starting. It is really a kind of laziness. Oops, just leave the program as it is and write it vigorously!

28. Don’t know what to do all day long? The last day I had a day off from work, I just wanted to lie in bed and not do anything. I didn’t know what to study or what to do with English, but I felt so panicked every day and always felt like I owed a lot. Maybe this is procrastination? < /p>

29. If the male god is waiting for you downstairs for a date, your procrastination will be cured immediately; if you have a black card with unlimited overdraft in your hand, your difficulty in choosing will be cured immediately

30. Act immediately, don’t delay. ——Lincoln A collection of thirty inspiring sentences for those with procrastination and lack of self-discipline

Inspirational sentences for those with procrastination and lack of self-discipline (Part 1)

1. Summarize what needs to be done today: Talk to Xiaoguang about competitive recruitment, 6 sub-stations, improve the supervision office agreement, strive for overhaul and renovation of the riser, business management assessment, arrangements for transfers... We must proceed as planned and cure procrastination

2 .I am still very dependent! I still don’t dare to watch a movie alone! Still very lazy! I still have serious procrastination! Or...

3. If we choose to admit our fears, and despite the fear, find that there is another "existential courage" in our inner landscape that allows us to continue, we stay the same and continue to work. More likely to succeed. Instead of giving in to feeling good, we have taken the first step toward defeating procrastination.

4. I feel depressed. It may be because I have not been able to sleep well these days, I am not feeling well, and I have been procrastinating too much in the past few days. After a busy day yesterday, I suddenly found that I still have a lot of terrible things to do. It has something to do with having to be busy... I worry too much about gains and losses, and my ability to withstand stress has become low. I really wonder how I lived abroad for two years... I feel like setting a table for me at this time can't save me (Lie down

5. Those things like obsessive-compulsive disorder, procrastination, high trypophobia, etc. that you don’t know about or don’t have at all

6. Have a small job you love, a lazy time in your spare time, your family, your husband, All I need is a baby, hahaha

7. I have procrastination, mental mysophobia, emotional mysophobia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, insect phobia, lightning phobia, nyctophobia, pen phobia, how sick I am, please ignore me

8. You are obviously lazy, but you have procrastination; you are obviously mean, but you have obsessive-compulsive disorder. People nowadays are embarrassed to say hello to others even if they are not sick.

9. What are the manifestations of lazy cancer? It’s over. Now I not only have procrastination but also lazy cancer. Am I hopeless?

10. Bradley’s discovery supports the particle theory, or at least it doesn’t. Support the idea of ??etheric procrastination.

11. Give yourself a round of applause for procrastination that has absolutely no inspiration until the last minute.

12. I am finally done with procrastination. Three shots of the vaccine, I waited in line for an hour to eat Ichiran Ramen, I bought Tim Ho Wan for the second time, I met a Regal ice cream truck but I couldn’t eat ice cream because I was on my period. But most importantly, I regained the courage to travel alone, and the journey was smooth. It will feel lonely, but fulfilling and interesting, just like my son

13. How serious is my procrastination? The deadline for the reading assignment assigned by the tutor is tomorrow, and I haven’t even started yet.

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14. Do good deeds in time to avoid bad thoughts in your mind. People who procrastinate in doing good deeds are not easily insulated from evil things in their hearts.

15. People who procrastinate are always on the surface. I am not in a hurry. In fact, I am the one who is anxious in my heart. Inspirational sentences about procrastination and lack of self-discipline (Part 2)

16. Procrastination is a condition that you know will affect the effect of doing things or doing things by yourself. attitude, but still voluntarily postpones scheduled tasks. Procrastination is an unnecessary voluntary postponement. 17. Organize your head, don’t procrastinate, and keep doing things tomorrow.

18. In 3D, the arrow keys can be used to rotate the image where the mouse is dragged.

19. There is a kind of procrastination called starting a month in advance, but I haven’t done it yet. End_(:з　∠)_?

20. Act immediately, don’t delay

21. Quit procrastination and quit laziness

22.Never. deter till tomorrow that which you can do today. Today's things must be finished today, don't delay until tomorrow.

23. The kind of person who avoids the important and neglects the important, procrastinates in doing things without distinguishing the important and the important, is extremely disgusting.

24. I feel like a waste. In the late stage of procrastination, I want to give myself a slap in the face. I hate that iron cannot become steel. I am really angry.

25. Every time I want to go to bed at twelve o'clock, but I am defeated by procrastination... After the holiday, I push things to do at night every day, plus I put on makeup every day, I feel a little repulsive once I go out. I'm home... I hate memorizing words and I hate taking off makeup...

26. I am really in the late stages of procrastination. I haven't finished the ten sessions of personal swimming lessons I signed up for last summer, and the coach has pushed me so much that I don't want to go anymore. It’s urging me. I’ve been planning to get a tattoo for almost a year but I still haven’t gotten it. I must get it all done in 2018

27. The first rule of procrastination! Only delay study and work, not rest and play^^~

28. Who is the most important person in this world? What's most important? When is the most important time to do things? The most important person in this world is the person you need help at the moment. The most important thing is to do it right away. The most important time is now, without any delay.

29. There is nothing more precious and valuable than time, so don’t delay what you do today until tomorrow. ——Beethoven

30. If you are a procrastinator, this will be very helpful to you. Copywriting of humorous sentences to describe procrastination

Copywriting of humorous sentences to describe procrastination (Part 1)

1. My procrastination is getting worse. I said I would put it down but I still procrastinate. For a long time.

2. Why am I so depressed? I feel like I can’t do anything and rely on others. I procrastinate in doing things and want to escape when things happen. I feel so disgusted with myself.

3. The reason why a great man is great is that when he and others are in adversity, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goals. Action is the cure for fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

4. Procrastination and waiting are the things in this world that are most likely to crush a person’s fighting spirit.

5. These two sentences deeply hurt my young heart: 1. The three most popular diseases at the moment: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, they are lazy and cheap. ,poverty. 2. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you yourself. You said you have nothing to complain about.

6. Action can overcome fear, hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear. ——Anthony Robbins

7. I must get rid of the bad habit of procrastination. Sometimes the chain effect caused by one thing is really terrible.

8. Procrastination and obsessive-compulsive disorder must be fully understood before starting. It is really a kind of laziness. Oops, just leave the program alone and write it vigorously!

9. My salary has been paid, I am very happy, and I can buy clothes and lipstick. However, the thesis teacher has not given us feedback yet, and it is due in two days. I used to think that our writing was not good and there were too many changes to be made, but when I asked yesterday I found out that he hadn’t read it yet... I really don’t know what to say... A teacher with serious procrastination

10 .Do I have procrastination? Acrophobia? Chunyun phobia? Deep sea phobia? Claustrophobia, what else, by the way, amnesia

11. I don’t really understand my procrastination. Why is the disease so serious that things that can be done at two o'clock have to be postponed until three o'clock?

12. I feel that I am always decisive in doing things and never procrastinate. But sometimes you really can’t help yourself.

13. Give yourself a pat on the back for procrastination that has absolutely no inspiration until the last minute. ?

14. Once you make a decision, don’t procrastinate. Just do whatever comes to your mind! Act now!

15. I am confused and confused, and even customized mobile phone wallpapers cannot save me from procrastination. Humorous sentence copywriting to describe procrastination (Part 2)

16. Preparing for the start of school means cleaning up the mess. Patients with advanced procrastination regret it very much at this time.

17. The war became a drawn-out, horrific, fratricidal struggle.

18. If I said what I was going to do like take a shower or... Go to bed but you find me scrolling through Weibo. That's not my excuse. It's my irreparable procrastination.

19. I like not to draw boundaries so neatly in everything, but to enjoy the feeling of procrastination.

20. Why procrastination exists. Why don't you sleep at night? Why don't you think of it in the morning? Why?

21. Every time I see my tutor, I feel uneasy and have nightmares. The fundamental reason is that I am not paying attention to my translation and thesis, and I suffer from severe procrastination

22. Today’s realization: procrastination There are two reasons for the occurrence of this disease: one is laziness, and the other is lack of planning and foresight in doing things. The most fundamental reason is laziness.

23. Even though you are very sleepy, you still can’t sleep, you are obviously very fat but you can’t stop talking, you are obviously very poor but you still chop your hands off every day, you are obviously very stupid but you still can’t read, you are obviously irrational but you like to do... …………For Ming Ming, the main task is to treat the disease. Late procrastination and laziness lead to the spread of cancer cells... It’s not that I mean Ming Ming

24. Being a procrastinator, I finally finished the three shots of the vaccine and lined up. I ate Ichilan Ramen in an hour, bought Tim Ho Wan the next day, and met a Regal ice cream truck on the way, but I couldn't eat ice cream because I was on my period.

But the most important thing is that I regained the courage to travel alone, and the journey will not feel lonely, but full and interesting, just like my son

25. Even if I meet you at the wrong time , I also want to delay until the right time. ——Li Gongjun

26. Do what you want to do immediately without delay!

27. Listen to the time when a flower blooms~~~At night, I was typing on the computer and suddenly the vague fragrance of flowers floated over me. I turned around to see that my flowers were blooming quietly. . The fatigue of the past two days dissipated quietly in this quiet night. Although Ning Jing is happy, she is still sleepy~~~procrastination is in the advanced stages. .

28. I wake up early in the morning and wake up from a dream. I have severe procrastination. After studying for so many years, I still get woken up because I haven’t done my homework and can’t hand it in. Come and kill me. Me ~~~~~~

29. Ever since I had the experience of reading ten pages a night, my procrastination nerve seems to have become stronger?

30. Why do I get up late? Walking late, getting up early, leaving even later, even skipping breakfast, are you a late-stage procrastinator?