Satire love rat's profound statement

First, you are the disgusting monster. Don't come out in broad daylight to scare people.

Second, I watched half of it through the window together. Just like the feeling that "ipartment" was rumored by the Wulin, the second half can't stand it anyway, and there are psychological obstacles, because I can't accept the way people treat their feelings. Mother of love rat, love rat, confesses that failure can be ignored. In the end, ambiguity is better than confession. The emotional line is too messy, there is no double arrow. It's all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang.

Third, what knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks, forks, biscuits, fried dough sticks, steamed bread, I think you are like a pure Dutch fool!

Forgive me for loving you so much, but I didn't express it.

Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't studied. You looked like a bitch there. Oh, I see. It must be a genetic mutation.

6. Seeing your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Seven, do you find that what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Eight, the reason why a man is a playboy is because no one has been able to catch his heart. The reason why a woman is romantic is because someone has seriously hurt her heart. Luo Xixi

You fucking think I'm afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in the world of peeling!

10. Although his face is a little smelly, his words are a little less, he is a bit stupid, his personality is a bit awkward and his temper is a bit strange, but basically he is still a good man!

Eleven, the ass grows to the eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?

Twelve, have you not bathed for ten thousand years? I think it's upside down when I look at you

Thirteen, don't you think you are pleasing me like a clown now?

Fifteen, you said you were wearing white clothes in broad daylight as a ghost? You still think you are a little dragon girl?

Sixteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

17, don't want to hurt anyone, this is destined to be love rat, never learn to cheat your sister, never, always take love seriously.

Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

19. Cherish your life and stay away from love rat.

Twenty, people live to know how much they weigh, so don't weigh yourself on a big scale without weight.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Twenty-two, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

If a man wants to be like you, there will be no man in the world.

I like a person who pretends to be plain and heroic, and pretends not to like it at all and hides it. Only he knows what it's like for the other person to chat actively, but you will die if you don't say you like me, and you won't be afraid of embarrassment. This is also my cowardice.

Twenty-five, like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are very lucky!

Twenty-six, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

Twenty-seven, Yan saw you, scared to cry, and wiped her tears to find her mother.

28. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf?

29, very good, you finally revealed the essence of love rat.

Thirty, you are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, you need to screw it.

Satire love rat's domineering talk.

First, you look like a potato and say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned, even I feel sorry for you.

Secondly, let's talk about the low-level, clumsy and disgusting tricks that married love rat used to cheat the little girl. In addition to pretending to be stupid and depressed, metropolis also has a wife who is married under pressure and has no feelings, or her wife is a savage shrew, or her wife is a cold and dissatisfied woman, so she can't have sex with him and can't communicate spiritually. Some men will be more vicious, saying that their wives have heart disease or mental illness. In a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a form, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will inadvertently reveal their unfortunate family history in Native Home, such as domestic violence or parents' quarrel and divorce, and pretend to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than you see, I'm so miserable, don't sleep with me quickly. -Meiya

3. Why don't I scold you? Do you think if the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?

4. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

People in their fifties, sixties and seventies have a stroke. Come and join in the fun.

6. What else do you have besides being covered in fat? Brain cells are all in fat. How smart are you?

Seven, friends, you must wash your face and look in the mirror in the morning, otherwise it will be bad to scare the children who just started school!

Eight, these two lips are cut with a big plate.

Nine, fuck you. Mom dug a big slag and dug you. Mom smiled.

Ten, the meaning of scum has been perfectly interpreted in you.

Eleven, don't cross your waist and scold your mother.

The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

Thirteen, do you feel pressure to live with people with positive IQ? Hello, Sam? Hello, Sam?

Fourteen, Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

15. Don't you think you have reached the invincible and shameless state?

Love rat is disgusting! ! ! A woman is willing to have children for you because she loves you and trusts you. If you fucking treat her like this, she will be slandered for giving you an abortion. It's fucking cheap to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !

Seventeen, you look so fucking postmodern.

At the age of eighteen, many times in his life, he didn't behave like a man emotionally, but basically he would say that it was because he was ambitious and disdained to take off the wings of that bird for a bole or a woman.

Nineteen, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, now it has become a nutrient that baptizes your body n times a day.

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

Twenty-one, Zhumen dog meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road. Dog meat and bones are yours!

I can't describe your coquetry in words, I can only let you go on like this.

Twenty-three, you mean your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many prostitutes.

Twenty-four, things about pregnant women have not diminished in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! Love rat scum family, marry such a person, it is better to live alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met a man somewhere this year, and treated his wife like this, which has already caused great distrust to men! Afraid of getting married!

Twenty-five, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? In the words of my sisters, what attracts you about my man makes you like this?

Twenty-six, people like you had better be cowherd, don't wronged you. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

Twenty-seven, I'm going to get a haircut, and my neck is twisted by bangs.

The irony is profound.

The irony is profound-1. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

2. Besides teeth, there is love.

Look at you and you will know that you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse. The morning chicken reports first, the dark crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff of your rape case.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

5. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but sometimes people are not people!

6. How dare you come out to meet people? Good people don't do it, they have to come out as dogs.

I believe it's a pity that Raytheon didn't touch you when you were out in the rain.

8. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.

9. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.

10. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you as much as I do after I die.

1 1. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

12. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then stick to a safe distance.

13. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.

14. People can do anything, and the word bitch doesn't deserve to be used on you!

15. I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule

16. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.

17. At the moment, my thoughts are very appetizing, but my mood is salty and fragrant. -

18. Camels give birth to donkeys, a strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

19. You are very imposing. You can reduce your opponent's blood volume by half before a duel.

20. Why cover your face with your ass?

The irony of others is profound. 2 1. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I'm sorry for the audience.

22. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

24. There are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life today!

25. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

26. Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

27. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.

28. Before encountering temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

29. You look very creative and live bravely!

30. There was a woman who tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.

3 1. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

32. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

33. A rose endures forever, and a rose endures forever.

34. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

35. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

36. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the medical reform.

37. The adulterer is ashamed of himself.

38. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

39. Ask what money is in the world and teach people to live and die together!

40. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

An update to the latest love rat statement.

The latest love rat sentence update (1) 1. I never took my feelings seriously until I met you.

Beat the child first, don't worry, I will definitely marry you.

You and I are blocking each other's existence, and you will meet better.

4. My mother tested our horoscope, and our horoscope doesn't match.

5. What do you want? What else can I do?

6. terminate the relationship.

7. Sorry.

Let's take a break to cool off.

9. I don't want to hurt two people at once.

10. You give me a different feeling from other girls.

1 1. I love you, but I just like her.

You can do it alone, but she can't do it without me.

13. I can't help it if you think so.

14. She is really just one of my sisters.

15. If you are gentle and considerate, how can I cheat?

16. She is just my friend. Can't I have female friends?

17. No, let me explain.

18. I am too impulsive to control myself.

19. I didn't mean not to reply to your message.

20. It's not because of her, but the feelings between us have faded.

The latest love rat sentence update (Part II) 2 1. Don't say you are my girlfriend when my friend comes.

22. I was just playing with her. I'm kidding. Don't take it seriously

23. I was wrong, okay!

24. I am not the only man in the world who is attracted by two women.

I am used to talking to myself and taking myself home.

26. Will you stop pushing me and give me some time?

27. Think of me as love rat.

28. She is special, different from you.

I like you, but I want to be with her.

30. I already care about you What else do you want?

3 1. I won't break up with you anyway.

I shouldn't have called you. I don't want to keep you.

Don't forget to inform me when you get married!

34. After talking about so many girlfriends, I love you the most in my life.

35. Have you finished crying? I hung up after crying.

36. I just did something morally forbidden, and I am still a good person in essence.

37. I seem to have fallen in love with this forest.

I really like you, but I don't want to talk about it now.

Can't you go home by yourself? Why should I pick you up?

40. Why don't you believe me? I have nothing to do with her.