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How to write girlfriends' day? How to write girlfriends' day?

1, "Shall we have a drink?" What to drink? Our Wedding Banquet.

2. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "Nonono", then why? "Because I ... I like you.

3. "You have something on your face." What is this? "Beautiful.

4. "Do you know how much I love you?" "Look at you for a while." My heart can boil a pot of water.

5. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" Then why are you getting heavier and heavier in my heart?

6. "Your mother has teeth, doesn't she?" "No, my mother's surname ..." If your mother is not Fang, why are you so handsome? "

7. "I always feel that I have missed something." What? How to lose the "soul"! "I lost you.

8. "People say I am tall. Do you know where I am? The "height" is wrong, but the eyes chase you high.

9. "Do you know what I'm good at?" "What?" Like you. "

10, "I have two quilts" because it is too cold? "No, spoil you, love you for a lifetime.

1 1, "Do you know where you are?" "Which is better?" It's good to be my girlfriend.

How to write Friends' Day?

12, "I may fall in love with other girls." "Well ..." "She may call your mother later!"

13, "I ... never liked anyone." This matter is before me ... The first child's name is Xie Yu.

14, "Good student, are you good at geography?" "Hey, what's the matter?" "Would you please tell me the way to his heart?"

15, "I want to go to a warm place." "Where is it?" "In your heart.

16, "Why should I be a poor student?" "Because I want to ask him some questions.

17, "May I ask you the way?" "Where is it?" "Your heart.

18, "You know, I can't move now." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid I'll fall in love with you after moving.

19, "I have super powers. Guess what? " What? "I love you"

20. As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately. When you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, I will appear immediately. She doesn't love him, but he doesn't mind, saying that he has no regrets.

2 1, "You like me too much." What is wrong with me? Come and see me in my dreams.

22. "What time is it?" The point of view. "No, this is the beginning of our happiness.

How to write Friends' Day?

23. "Whoever you marry, he must be very happy." On the first date, the man implicitly told the girl who had a crush on him for a long time.

24. The loneliness of "I'm glad Jun Jun, I don't know you" can be said to have no regrets, but not everyone has regrets. It's not easy to meet someone you admire. Can you ask for more? If I have a crush on someone, it's myself. Let me, standing in the corner, secretly look at you, my heart is noisy and my mouth is silent.

25. "If I leave, will you stay with me?" "no" "why not?" "Because I won't give you a reason to leave.

26. "I have put up with you for a long time." Hmm? So how will you "choose to endure the rest of your life?"

27. "My love for you" is like "I can't hide it" when I am hungry.

28. "Did you go home?" No, without you, nowhere is home.

29. Don't worry about adulthood. You will be cute when you are old. If you are ten years older, of course I am ten years older, the world is ten years older and God is ten years older. Everything is the same.

30. "Valentine's Day is coming. What do you want me to give you? " "I am thousands of miles away to see you off.

3 1, "Don't you feel tired?" "No" "You ran in my heart several times.

32. "I don't think I can go anywhere." Why do you say that? "Because I want to spend your money to sleep in your bed and be your wife.

33. "Oh, you are so bad." Ah, "you are so beautiful.

Talking about couples' anniversaries

I have a secret to tell you. "What?" I love you. "

35. "I want to get a tan." Why? "So I can secretly protect you.

36. "Do you think we will break up one day?" "Get married.

37. "You can count it for me. Use a calculator. You can do mental arithmetic. You can multiply it by "You're going to kill me today.

38. "Can you play the guitar?" "No." Then why did you call me? "

39. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "When" is the day when I love you.

40. "I want to travel." Where are you going? "In your heart.

4 1, "Did you win?" "No" so sure? "Meeting you is my luck.

42. "I don't want to hurt the world." I knew it. "I just want to hurt you.

43. I want to give you the best in the world.

44. "What's the matter? What's wrong? " It's a deal.

How to write Friends' Day?

45. "I decided to pick up more girls." "Go ahead, do it." "I am doing it now.

46. "I found that I am really a greedy person." I want you all.

47. "Seeing you will make you nervous and want to run away" but remember that feeling, "It was a sweet day".

48. "After knowing you, my teeth always hurt." Why does it hurt? "Because it's so sweet to be with you.

49. "I decided to be a thief." Why? "Because I want to steal your heart.

50. "We came to this world alone to give full play to our potential. May your life be full of rivers and lakes, and may you have a hero who pursues the wind and dreams.

5 1, "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "You are the only person in my world.

52. "What are you if I stay?" "What?" You are jingling, because Linger wants to jingle.

53. "My wallet is a little lonely. Can you help me? " "... how much is it? I will lend it to you. ""it doesn't cost money. It needs your picture.

54. "You are as far away as a firefly. The whole world heard you.

55. "What's it like to be inseparable?" "You are afraid of the cold, but she is afraid of the sun."

Tell me how to write girlfriends' anniversary.

56. "There was a movie recently with a person I like in the name." "What movie?" "Your name.

57. "I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do." What? "I won't leave you"

58. "Guess what I like to eat" leek "I like looking at you".

59. "Can you write Pinyin right away?" "I like you." I like you too.

60. "Do you know what will happen next?" "Traitors are thieves!" "Wrong!" Don't! Obviously this is not rape, this is theft! "The next thing you said to me was,' I like you very much! My little fool! "

6 1, "You must have cheated." Am I being cheated? Where did I cheat? "If I don't cheat, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

62. I have something to tell you. Oh, I am touched. " Where are you going? To your heart

No matter how mediocre I am, my love for you will always be beautiful.

64. "I can't get through the security check every time." Why? "Because they say you are in my heart.

65. "Say what you like, what's so embarrassing?"

66. "After liking you, I became a gambler." I bet every day that you will come to me.