In a funny mood. Tell me what it is.

What are the funny moods? In daily life, many people will share some stories in the circle of friends. Some humorous stories can not only make one's mood better, but also infect others' mood. What funny stories have I made up?

Tell me about 1 1 What are the funny moods? I'm taking a male ticket to the movies this weekend. Please recommend some good male tickets for me.

2. I quarreled with my deskmate and suddenly received a text message from my deskmate during class: I'm sorry. I am very touched and just want to reply to his message. My deskmate shouted: teacher, he is playing with his mobile phone!

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

The plane was full, but it didn't take off after waiting for a long time. About an hour later, the on-board broadcast said, I'm the captain. Due to engine trouble, the plane can't take off for the time being. When the passengers heard this, because they were impatient, they finally broke out and began to shout: Are you kidding? After a while, the player announced: Then let's take off. Passengers are confused again: Are you kidding?

My daughter is doing her homework. I want to test her. I took the newspaper and asked her, "How do you pronounce this word?" "High speed." "What about this? . ""Bribery. " "What about this?" "Dad, can you watch TV? I am too busy to teach you to read. "

6. I usually start laughing after being angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back!

7. My wife and I had a quarrel, and her wife was going back to her parents' house with luggage. When I looked anxious, I swore with my finger that if I made you angry again, I would turn off the lights. Suddenly the light went out at once, and my pants were wet with fear. I thought it was not so accurate! Suddenly the light came on again. Then I turned to see my son standing by the switch and said, Dad, is it exciting? Me.

8. I have all kinds of spicy strips. If you want to be friends with me, it's not too late.

9. My friend said that he would go to Audi 4s store to buy a Q7. After a test drive, he felt it was a little long and difficult to drive, so he tried Q5. He thinks it's okay and intends to drive away. The manager came running to ask him for money. What did he say? The manager said Q5 is money. He said Q5 was replaced by Q7. how much is it? The manager said that Q7 didn't give money, and Q7 didn't take it. What money does he want? What money do you want! What kind of money do you want? ...

10, it is said that the early bird gets the worm. I got up early and found myself a bug. ...

Teacher: Your hairstyle is really cool today. study

Health: Really? I also feel cool today. Teacher: Let me give this hairstyle a name. Student: OK. Teacher: Let's call it a cool head. Student: Uh ...

12, chatting with a young man in his early twenties, who is pessimistic about life and thinks it will be her life! I had the same idea when I was 20 years old. It was not until I was nearly 30 years old that I realized that life could actually be worse. There is no such thing as "this is life".

13, I just came to ask you, do you wear underwear to help jj up? Or help it down? Or pin it on your waist like me!

14, I like you even if you look like a photo.

15, never argue with stupid people, they will drag you to their level and then hit you back.

16, chatting with friends yesterday. When I was a child, I was beaten by my parents. A buddy drank too much and told me about his gloomy childhood with tears. "Other people's parents beat their children, and one of them couldn't stop playing. In our family, my father beat them, and my mother handed me weapons, feather dusters, brooms and rulers ... and shouted slogans. " Shoot me! "

17, the father said to his son: If you get a lot of points in the exam tomorrow, how much will I give you! The next day, the son gave his father an examination paper, 100. Dad said: 100 is 1 yuan. Take the flowers.

18. On the way home, Xiaolizi accidentally dropped the golden statuette she got into the river. Just when she was extremely anxious, a river god surfaced: "Is this little iron man yours?" ? Xiao Lizi shook her head: "Is this little copper man yours?" Xiao Lizi shook her head: "Is this little silver man yours?" Small every day and shook his head. The river god said, "You are an honest boy. Bye. "

19, a company launched a high-priced memory recovery service. As soon as we got divorced, we signed up and sold all our memories about each other. I hope we will become strangers from now on. Soon, I met a girl and fell in love with her. When I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate, the staff gave me a white look: "You two are really funny. You just got divorced a few days ago! "

20. When I was a child, I had to "catch the week" on my first birthday. I was holding a pencil in one hand and a writing brush in the other. Everyone says that I will definitely be a student in the future, but my parents are so happy. It was not until many years later that I realized that it meant two strokes.

2 1, one person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

What are the funny moods? What are the humorous moods?

1. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who makes the bad guy's teeth itch.

When I find my boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

I just slapped my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it expands.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

7. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

8. I have no pot. I've stewed you!

9. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

10, planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus instead.

1 1, evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage?

12, I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

13, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

14, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

15. If you are in a daze, you will be deep, and if you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

16, I think going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

17, love is the road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

18, cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but also a female nerve.

19, others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly!

I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

2 1. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

22. I am working so hard now for my son to slap others in the face at school in the future. The other party wants 1 10,000, and I can take out 20,000 and say that my son will call another one.

23. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

24. I know you are worth tens of millions, owning countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since you lost your QQ number, you have nothing, nothing.