Funny personality. Talking about fools is more interesting than fun.

1, the wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

Others tell the truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

I'm not Mengniu, I'm not as pure as you think.

4. How can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?

5, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

7. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear matching clothes.

8, high school beauty is very pure, poor leg hair is long.

9. I'm relieved to see you, not concerned about you! You don't have to go out and scare people.

10, until you know what a pit is, it's not that you have pits all over your face, but that there are pits under your feet.

1 1. Little me, I see through everything with secular eyes.

12, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

13, you have your hope and I have my persistence. Don't trade your hope for my persistence.

14, I can spoil you or change you.

15, even if nothing is like others, but the mentality must be put right.

16, I love you hopelessly. One day one third of me will be by your side, my warm bed.

17, life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; I always wear it when I live in a play.

18 I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

19, when my brain doesn't understand, I'm always looking for the donkey.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

2 1, sugar is tempting me, not that I want to eat it.

22, I am curious, why trample an ant to death, it will not bleed.

I connected all my memories into a movie, only to find it was a tragedy.

24. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

25, Baidu can't even search 360 degrees, you are really a cheeky person.

26. If no one on earth wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

27. I have a house and a car now. The car is a bicycle and the house is rented.

28. As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, but you have to let me wash it for you. Are you ashamed?

29. Ugly people can get married, and beautiful people are single.

Good people just don't have time to do bad things

3 1, local tyrants, local tyrants don't abandon me, are we still friends?

32. I have mastered 100 ways to hurt girls, and now I only need a girlfriend.

Look, I'm not fat. I should be sexy.

34. Thank you for coming into this world and hurting your friends with me for the rest of your life.

No one is pure, but society has taught them how to do evil.

36. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, only my sister is too lazy to look for them.

I didn't forget everything in the past, just threw them into the trash can.

38. When you make a mistake, isn't it human? Why all the fuss?

39. What a world! I'm a brand you can't afford to wear.

40. Identity is enough when necessary.

4 1, what is happiness and what is pain, only you idiots know.

42. You are really boring. I just looked at you a few more times and boasted that I like you.

43. I can afford it. This is my boast.

Because of this world, women have a man's heart.

When you speak, don't say that you and I have nothing in common. I'm not from the earth, and I don't have the same language as you.

46. I am not omnipotent. I can't be loved by the person you like.

47. The money is yours, no matter what I am; Your face is yours, but please don't be shameless.

48. No matter how big the official is or how much money he has, the prince is still dragging his feet.

49. Go shopping after class, go to the toilet, no one to accompany, and never go.

50. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

Fool, funny signature is funnier than joy.

The latest fool's funny signature is funnier than joy.

1, although you are so fresh and charming, you look so dirty and ruined.

When the two brothers are rich, they will go to the best mental hospital in the world for treatment.

I haven't understood your heart after watching you for so long, because I am nearsighted.

4, staying at home for a long time is a bit boring, and staying at home for a long time is a bit cute.

5. When I left, I left. I don't want to miss the past, thinking I have you in my memory.

6. Be a happy person, happy enough to influence people around you.

7. I want to know your vital capacity. How can you talk so much?

I was in a good mood, but I was not in the mood when I saw your irresponsible love.

9. What kind of world is it now? You just rub your cheek on someone else.

10, pretend to be pure with me, because you are not pure. You can tell at a glance when you pretend to be pure.

1 1, don't be so close to me, but I don't mind your devotion.

12, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but no lover will get cold in winter.

13. If the whole world abandons you, please remember me and I will abandon you.

14, when the struggle turns into confusion, I think life really doesn't mean anything.

15, the current dating standard is to have a house and a car and both parents are dead.

16, there is less true love now, and more love you for money.

17, I want to have a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

18, according to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

19, Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

20. Go to school to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

2 1. When I came to work this morning, I was still whispering that the leader was coming, and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is a friend of Nima's.

22. Local tyrants have another meaning, that is, the unconstrained terrapin.

23. If I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

24. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card can't be taken out. Once it is taken out, it will be gone.

For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky, I can only see white clouds.

27. There are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

28. I don't want to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

29. In this winter, the only thing that won't leave me is the cold.

30. Actually, I'm not obscene, but I'm simply not obvious.

3 1, can't bear it, bear it again.

32. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover named bed.

33, I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

34, killed the wolf and spared the tiger. It used to be a 250.

35. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

36. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not to be a decoration. Don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need your advice.

Don't talk to my sister about feelings. I have no feeling. I just gave it to a scum the other day.

39. There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not being a man.

40. I don't feel pain, just because I never care.

4 1, I'm sorry to let you know my existence, you idiot.

42. I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know that you have hurt them.

Now that I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

45. Don't think that you are tall, and my sister must respect you.

46. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

47. I didn't see the way to go, but I never gave up and kept going.

48. Breaking up is nothing. I can still love you.

49. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

50. If I am the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can feel my pain.

Teasing is more fun than husband.

Teasing is more fun than husband's 1. The couple were watching TV and saw the passionate scene. Wife: You see how gentle people are to their wives and how skilled they are at kissing.

Husband: Is that what you want?

Wife: Hmm!

Husband: OK.

My wife leaned over and closed her eyes. . .

Husband: Wait, let's talk about the remuneration first. . .

In summer, the air conditioner at home is broken. My husband, who has been very embarrassed, said: Go out to live at night, it's too hot at home.

Exulting, after dinner, I packed my things and waited for him quietly.

I saw him unhurriedly setting up a tent in the yard.

3. That day! I am in the bedroom, and my husband will come in and give me a hug, then go out and come in and kiss me.

I said shyly, why are you so clingy tonight? !

Husband hesitated and said: game update!

My wife always thinks I am naive. Just now in the car, she was talking about it again. I was a little unhappy and scolded: Is it over? Drive, don't mess with me, what should I do if something happens!

She seemed to know that she was wrong, bowed her head and was silent. I couldn't take it anymore, so I changed the subject: give me some more coins. This pleasant goat is not as good as that big bad wolf.

Husband: Honey, what do you want to eat tonight?

Wife: I want to eat stewed beef brisket with potatoes and sweet and sour chicken wings!

Husband: Good! I have something to do tonight. When you have finished eating, I will eat with you when I come back. Love you.

Funny personality, the most funny, tell me.

1, alas, little benefactor, I count with my fingers, you need me in this life!

Don't watch TV tonight, or I'll climb out. ...

I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

4. "Why do you think the teacher should invite parents?" I don't know. "A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult."

5. "The loneliness I walked through was very dark. What did you realize? " "Take a flashlight to experience it."

6. "I'm jealous, you can fool me." "hmm? Drink some water, it will be less sour. "

7. "Why do you eat, go to the toilet and walk with your mobile phone every day?" "Because there is no one to accompany you."

8. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! All findings will be dealt with seriously! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No! Nobody! Classmate: Everybody go! Everybody go!

9. "What is the most disobedient thing that others have said to you?" "I am ugly."

10 "I have a big dream", "Well, what is it" and "Have you all the way"

1 1, "What is a warm man" and "Talk to all women in the tone of coaxing your girlfriend"

12, "We can't be neighbors", "Why" and "Your wifi has a password"

13. On the school bus, the number of train attendants is prepared. Suddenly shouted: "Please raise your hand if you don't come." "Well, here we are. Let's go, driver. "

14, "Why do you always break up?" "Because I believe you won't leave."

15, "What is despair" and "You fell in love with a star through a telescope"

16, "How to describe a person with small eyes?" It doesn't matter whether the root sign is open or not! "

17, "Someone likes your object", "Whoever says it, I promise not to kill my object"

18, "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

19, I ate more fans on Sina than you!

20. Men are like yuan coins, with chrysanthemums before them and chrysanthemums after them.

2 1, "I always feel that my teacher discriminates against me." "Ah?" "Send someone else's paper to do it, and send me a paper to let me see the world."

22. "Give me a reason to turn around" and "He is behind you"

23. "Why are you so dark?" Because I am not a superficial person.

24. "Why do you often cry?" "Because I'm really sleepy!"

25. "The girl at the same table drew a 38th parallel. What if she can't say more than this line?" "Don't hesitate, connect body."

26. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

27. The left brain is flour and the right brain is water. When thinking about problems, my mind is full of paste.

28. Although I seem cold on the surface and have little communication with you, I actually said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

29. If you eat watermelon, it would be great if you shake the watermelon seeds. .

30. Why did the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon = = Hou Yi shoot for nine days, even the immortals couldn't stand it.

3 1, if one day I die, it will be boring to death.

32. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

33. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs made me rich.

34. "What if one day you forget me?" "So be it."

35. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Not yet." "What are you looking for?" "Anything, as long as you can value me." "You ask too much."

Didn't I tell you not to touch my things? "What have I done to you?" "The fourth bone in my left chest went in an inch."

37. "He is very kind to people!" "yes! Just be cold to your girlfriend! " ""

38. "I'm going to steal your temperature", "Talk to someone" and "Uh-huh, don't hug"

Save water, please take a bath together.

I won't like you if you are so kind to others.

4 1, a brotherhood. You will win this battle.

42. The person you dream about in your dream should go to bed when you wake up. "

43. Don't make a deal with me unless you are my man.

Don't make trouble when I'm serious, and don't be proud when I give you face.

If you still like me tomorrow, I will be as happy tomorrow as I am today.

If you can give me a princess hug, I will tell the world that you'd better.

47. If you were whiter, I wouldn't hit you.

48. You have no choice but to get used to people like me.

Don't ask me why I am unhappy. Please hug me directly.

50. Try to be better yourself and be embarrassed.

5 1, we always say that time flies, but we never think about whether it is the same.

52. "Why are you nearsighted?" "I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world."

53. "Why do you doze off as soon as you go to school?" "Because school is where dreams begin." ""

54. "What are you thinking when you have insomnia?" "Want to sleep."

55. The strawberry in the neck planted a boat of love.

56. When going out for a walk, there is always a chance to bump into his arms and make him breathless.

57. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

58. To be honest, every time I meet that kind of induction faucet that doesn't work well, I feel like I'm begging.

59. At this age, the stronger feelings seem to be, the sadder they will eventually be.

In fact, sometimes I don't want to play mobile phone in the street, just to cover up my embarrassment of no one to accompany me.

6 1, it took some things to discover how hypocritical some people are.

Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

A beautiful person like you, blessed by love, will be humble to bad luck.

64. "Why are you cold to her?" "Because you don't like her, you can't give her any hope."

65. "Can the backhand touch the navel?" "I can give you a big mouth with my backhand."

66. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I'm quite expensive.

67. The only comforting thing is that people who didn't get it before are now super ugly.

68. I like cats and tigers. Let them have a daughter. Let me see.

69. A big man will bully others; A good man can be a cow or a horse.

70. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me.

7 1, how big do you have to be to support your filthy soul!

72. Rogue is now a woman's patent, and the soft girl pulls over.

73. "Your head teacher is with me." "I won't give you money." "I'll let him go right away without paying." "Wait! I'll chip in right away. "

I tell you, I will be a soldier next month! ""Oh, congratulations on your cuckold! """

75. "I like you", "I took a big risk again", "Well", "What is it" and "Confess to the person I like"

76. Rogue is a temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

77. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

78. If you help a friend who needs money badly, he will surely remember you-the next time he needs money badly.

I can't do two things in my life. Not this one, not that one.

80. If work is a pleasure, then this world is heaven!

8 1, eating food is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

Your legs are too short. I hate it when people say I have short legs. Your pants are too long.

83. "I prefer to make sentences with love" "I love mobile phone wifi, and I love mobile phone traffic more!"

84. "What do you girls think of boys who are not full?" "Don't look at them at all."

85. I often look at myself in the mirror, sometimes I feel ugly, and then I am tired of beauty!

86. A foreigner came home late. As a result, the door downstairs could not be opened. He had to shout loudly upstairs: landlady, your steel door won't open! Hehe, happy birthday to you!

87. You didn't spoil the word youth. You are in beginning of autumn.

88. "Is there anything you can't do?" "I won't leave you."

89. "Have you ever seen the sun at half past two in the morning?" "Wake up from a nightmare in the middle of the night, next to your sleeping face."

90. Xueba: Is there a brief history? Scum: Why do I have time to pick up that thing?

9 1, "It's happier to forget some things", "Don't tell me this, and make up your homework quickly."

92. The person you like doesn't show up, but the person who does, forget it, you'd better not show up!

93. Watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone+full WIFI+ cold beer+cold drinks+friends who can shout out on a hot day+someone who loves you = a whole summer.

94. Click a song by Jordan chan, and give it to the teacher, who will give us a monthly exam paper.

95. Gold always glows, but you piece of glass slag can only reflect light.

96. When I paid the phone bill, I found my words so valuable.

97. "What is the greatest shame in life?" "Cheated, failed!"

98. "Why do those people touch their navel backhand?" "fancy kidney"

99. "Did you read the notes on the robbery?" "Well, I had a dream at night that I was dead, and the horse face came to catch me." "What about the cow head?" "Didn't you say you donated it to the country?"

100, "She's back" and "You. . Is this to drive me away? " "I want you to be ready to fight with her. I will always be by your side. "

10 1. Laugh and cry. . . . .

102 fortunately, I am a fat man, and I can pinch my stomach when I am bored.

103, "Why can you see that I'm lying?" "Because I don't believe anything you say."

104, "What department does this student want to join?" "I want to join the canteen!"

105, "You can also lose your math papers", "It's not my fault, I guess these papers found it too difficult to face me and left"