Tik Tok's humor is very interesting. Tell me Tik Tok's interesting sentences.

1. I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

What's the point of keeping you in the dark?

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

Don't blame the beauty for getting old and her husband running away. That's because you spent too little money and gave up the beauty.

6. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

7. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

8. In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

9. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

10. Seriously, I didn't show my skills to the teachers during the exam. They really thought they taught me.

1 1. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

12. Real life makes me sad, and dreams always scare me.

13. You have your online red face and I have my baby fat, not very red but very fat!

14. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car.

15. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

16. wechat is so awesome that it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

17. Hey, please get out of the way. You are blocking my chest. How do others get in?

18. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

19. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

20. In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

2 1. What's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

22. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

24. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

25. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

26. Take a step back and broaden your horizons. That is to say, if you take a step back, others will broaden their horizons.

27. After studying in cooking school for many years, others know everything about frying, but I am so delicious.