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How to successfully hit those wonderful flowers full of superiority in the game?
The first type: exposed skin.
On the page where I started choosing heroes, I met people who showed off their skin. As soon as I chose a hero, I began to say "I have skin", "Do you think my skin looks good" and "Why don't you buy it? I am so poor. " Tell the truth! This wonderful flower is really like a pupil. What adult would do such a thing?
At the beginning of the game, let's see that his skin is not enough, so that the opposite person can also see his skin. If he can't play, he will always show his skin. Everyone has died four or five times, without killing any one and without assistance. A teammate couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "I don't even want to buy leather myself at ordinary times. The money is for my son."
Laugh me to death! The wonderful work that succeeded in hitting the face, he probably didn't talk because of embarrassment.
Seriously, few people in Lupi can play. A piece of leather costs tens of dollars. It's really not that they can't afford it. It's just that everyone is an adult and doesn't like to spend money on games.
The second type: display records.
On the hero selection page, you can send your achievements. Basically, if you go to play every day, you will meet the kind that makes you make achievements. My Dian Wei played more than 200 games with a record of 48%. Maybe not so good.
The successful one did more than 100 games. It seems that the one who recorded about 57% began to say that I was cheated. How could I be cheated before the game started? Good record can only show that teammates are awesome, and it seems that it can't explain any other problems!
I don't talk as soon as I go in. I was too lazy to talk to such people, so I ordered it. Then this person began to worry about me, saying that I didn't protect him with a tank and went to place an order myself. I said yes, you are amazing. Why should I protect you? Do you still need my protection? Your record is so high, I'm afraid I'll hold you back, so I'll die on the road!
This man won't talk to me, so he always scolds his teammates, scolds this and that, and blames others for not protecting him when he dies. Let's just hang up one by one and be sarcastic in the back!
"Houyi, pat that short leg quickly" "Houyi, you can't do this" "Houyi, where's your bird?" "Houyi, we will cheer for you at home", "Houyi, come on, the tower below is gone" and "Come on, come on. Anyway, we are waving flags in the back, but we won't help. You're amazing. Let's go
The most direct way to hit such a person in the face is to let him do it himself! Don't be angry with this wonderful work. Anyway, you lost this game and you can win it back next time.
In fact, everyone plays games for fun, but if you don't slap him, he really doesn't know how young he is.
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