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A complete collection of creativity and personal emotions
When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper in my ear: Never mind, try again.
Third, we should respect those who are above others and ourselves who are below others.
I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?
Five, people don't wait for tomorrow, because no one knows if they have tomorrow.
Sixth, many things in the world are not right or wrong. If there are more people doing it, it will be right or wrong.
7. Don't think about your kindness to others, because no one will remember it except you.
Eight, please don't start without preparation, please don't promise without ability.
Nine, on and off so many times, how still don't know how to cherish?
Be nice to others when you climb up, because you will meet them when you go down.
Eleven, are real people, why do you want to pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
12. You think you stepped on me, but you don't know that I can cut off your head at any time.
Thirteen, there are no inseparable couples, only small three who don't work hard.
Fourteen, what a person is afraid of is often what he should do.
Fifteen, sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.
Sixteen, women can't stand being old, men can't stand being poor.
Seventeen, if you like only sadness, then please take your filth and get out of my world.
Eighteen, some things are not used to it, but have become numb.
The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.
Twenty, people who are afraid of being hurt will never catch true happiness; People who are afraid of hurting others will always be hurt intentionally or unintentionally by others;
Twenty-one, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the fat people.
Twenty-two, the inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.
Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
Twenty-four, your new love is someone else's whore.
Twenty-five, did the child see the ash machine? Answer that there is a hair ash machine.
Twenty-six, you are more thorough than anyone, and you are more naive than anyone.
Twenty-seven, the person who tripped me, I told him never to get up, and the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.
Twenty-eight, have you been copied? Your whole family has been copied.
29. Have you ever had sincere love? Front, cut; Does the director play or not?
Thirty, where you go, flies follow, all smoked by your quality.
Thirty-one, if I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
32. Career is far more important than love. If the cause can't last forever, then love can only be a flash in the pan.
Thirty-three, I am in a regular state every day: I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, and I have chicken blood at night.
I killed Baidu because it knew too much.
35. You are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.
Thirty-six, my retention is entangled.
37. People who don't know you don't need to explain, and people who know you don't need to explain.
Thirty-eight, you let me out, ok, I'll take a taxi out; You asked me to come back, sorry, the car was too fast and rolled away! See you again.
39. No matter how far the road is, it will be full of thorns. As long as you go and bravely cut through the thorns, you will definitely reach your destination.
Forty, whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock; I like your personality, but I don't like your gender!
If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?
Forty-two, the greatest loneliness is not being alone, but being a person after two people.
Forty-three, a man should stand up to four things: watching, taking an exam, asking and checking.
Forty-four, life is a chapter full of regrets, because she has no chance to let you modify sick sentences.
Forty-five, men who are bad to women will become seven dimensions in their next life.
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1, some people are crazy and don't sleep, while others are tired.
2, maybe there will be a person who has worked hard all his life because of your unintentional promise.
3, happiness, pass me by, maybe your happiness does not belong to me.
4. I am not indifferent but lonely, the loneliness you gave me.
5, broke up, no one is right or wrong, love is not a person's business.
6. We also had good memories, but our tears blurred.
7. What a pity that I would be there without you.
8. Whose new love will become the old love of others, and whose old love will also become the new love of others.
9. When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but you can't be out of tune.
10, take your positions, get ready to run, stop, there are beautiful women ahead, all of you pay attention to beautiful women.
1 1, some people can't be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for life.
12, do you understand that feeling? There are so many words that I don't know how to say them when I should.
13, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
To avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married.
15, trying very hard to keep a person's feelings.
16, I'd rather sit on 125 and laugh than cry on a shelf car.
17, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.
18, every man is abnormal, and men who are not abnormal are color blind.
19, the pain you gave me is helplessness and despair of the world.
20. I love your heart, with a loving heart and a unloving heart.
2 1. Before putting on makeup, he said it was borrowed. After putting on makeup, he said he was beautiful. Have we met?
22, the speed of my brother, not everyone can catch up; But if it's not a person, you can catch it.
23. Summer is not good. I didn't even drink the northwest wind when I was poor.
24. Looking back suddenly, I once passed by, which will be my life.
25. Those who secretly love me, please don't be silent. As long as you dare to say, I dare to promise.
26, there is always a person you say you don't love, but you are hearing the news about him, and your heart is very painful.
27, alas ~ If this person is not orthomorphic, even the headache is partial.
28. If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
I wanted to bite you at first sight, but I thought you were dirty.
30. Tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, and if you are not smart, you will learn to be bald.
3 1, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages.
32. Even the people I trust most are changing for me.
33. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a cloud. Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.
34. Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.
35. You are just a dream, and all good things are illusory.
36. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.
37. I am the robbery in your life, and you are the knot in my heart.
38, sentimental peacock Kaiping, underwear into a rectangular square parallelogram.
39. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
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4 1, please don't tell me you want to throw up before you get pregnant.
42. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.
Please give me the right to kill all dogs in the world.
44. Before putting on makeup, he said, I'm sorry. After putting on makeup, he said, have we met a beautiful woman?
45, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.
46. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?
What's wrong with being fat? This just shows that my thin body can no longer accommodate my great enthusiasm.
48. I used to think that as long as he was good, now I think I am better than anything else.
49. People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.
50. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
5 1. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.
Everything in this society can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that money is fake.
You taught me how to love, but you also taught me to be sad.
54. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.
55. Even if you chew your tongue, you can't say back the love that once belonged to Russia.
I have never understood what my parents mean by the collective and the whole people.
57. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.
58. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
59, you don't like me, this is a disease, a very serious disease, wow, cured, cured!
60. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.
6 1, God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.
62. Crying at yourself and laughing at others is the so-called life.
63. Forget me at the moment I leave, and I hope I can forget you.
64. Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.
65. When you look in the mirror, you are generally afraid to look at it, for fear that you will fall in love with yourself.
66. People who give their love to a third party are idiots.
67. Every time the teacher says: Please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on the podium.
68._/~ ↘ I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to pee after laughing.
69. I never talk about people. I'm always talking about myths.
70. My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car.
7 1, uncle farmer, you have worked hard. If it weren't for your efforts, I don't know how many rich people have starved to death now.
72. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.
73, δ suddenly found that Newton is good for force, tension, buoyancy, thrust, friction, gravity, pressure, resistance and support.
74. Don't frighten me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.
75. Knowledge is like underwear. The important thing is not to see it.
76. When I tried to pretend to be innocent, I found that everything was too late.
77. I have worked hard to gain weight, not just to occupy more space in your heart.
78. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
79. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
80. You are not RMB. How can anyone like you?
8 1. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
82. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
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Talking about mood phrases with creative connotation
1, they are all real people, so why pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
2. We live in pain because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.
It will be dark and people will change. Three points favor, seven points cheat.
4, you are more thorough than anyone else, pretending to be more naive than anyone else.
5. A man who is not good to women will become a seven-dimensional space in his next life.
6, there are no inseparable couples, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.
7. Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.
8. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony.
9. There was once a sincere love in front of me. Does the director play or not?
10 I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?
1 1, I hate that the weather forecast is obviously above 40, but I love to report 38, so I can't help it.
12. As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to conquer customers.
13, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
14. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Baishi Town?
15, I killed Baidu because it knew too much.
16, when you are afraid of losing something, it means that you can only give up this thing or yourself.
17, now I know that friends are like RMB, which is true or false. Unfortunately, I am not a money detector.
18, Biden only spent 79 yuan eating so much, and each of the five people was less than 16 yuan. If bin Laden comes, won't he be free?
19, I am in a regular state every day: I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, and I have chicken blood at night.
20. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
2 1, did you throw up three times after you were born, but only caught it twice?
22. Where you go, flies follow you there, and they are all smoked by your quality.
I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
24. Your new love is someone else's whore.
25, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.
26. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
27. The most painful thing in life is not where you are going, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and I am still studying.
28, you let me leave here, ok, I will take a taxi out; You asked me to come back, sorry, the car was too fast and rolled away! ..... Goodbye. ...
29. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
30. Sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.
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1, we are not crazy catkins dancing with the wind, so why learn some fine peach blossoms to go with the flow? 2. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Whitehead?
As a monster, my dream is to destroy at least one Altman.
I want to be free, I want to walk alone, I want to close my eyes and fall asleep.
5, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
6. When there is no road around, fate must encourage you to fly upwards.
7. In this life, there will always be someone who will have a hard time with you, but you really want to live with him.
8. True happiness and quickness come not from material things, but from the mind.
9. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, while hesitation and procrastination will constantly nourish fear.
10, the frequency of a person entering another person's space is enough to prove that he misses that person.
1 1, I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?
12, I just like you, maybe because others forced me to mature, but you made me a child again.
13, it's interesting to write down everyone who accompanied you through a part of your life.
14. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.
15, anyway, as long as you want to believe, you can find reasons to believe.
16, the head teacher can change many people's lives inadvertently.
17, who can understand my loneliness and who can bear my pain for me! Lonely bear! Who can understand the taste of loneliness!
18, I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear the pain!
19, used to seeing his back, used to seeing his side face, used to him not loving me.
20. Couples only have a shelf life of the first three years at most, and the rest are just habits.
2 1, cherish and always understand, after regret, regret will never go before understanding and cherishing.
22. Your eyes will smile and bend into a bridge, but the destination is me, and I will never get there.
If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.
24. We live in pain because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.
25. I am always silent about the person I love most, not because I don't want to say it, but I just don't know what to say.
26. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.
28. You have countless spare tires and constant feelings, not because you are attractive, but because you are cheap and versatile.
29. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.
30, the sun shines, but no one's candlelight is bright.
3 1, the most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't.
When I found my wife, I kissed her for three days and nights. I want to ask, where have you been these years?
33. If the reunion is for another forgetting, I'd rather never get together with you.
34. If someone cries for you, remember to take her home.
35. It's not that I can't quit my mobile phone. I just can't stop teasing on my mobile phone.
36. There was once a sincere love in front of me. Does the director play or not?
37. Don't always think that it's not too late. One day, you will find that some people are really too late for something.
38. They are all real people. Why pretend to be pure? The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
If an adult tells a child not to ask so many questions, it basically means I don't know.
40. You are like a sun. I can't live without you, but I can't live without you
4 1, there is no electricity in the car halfway, and the implementation is slow. Look up at the moon and wipe your sweat under it. You will have a lot of life, and you will have no regrets about success or failure!
42. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself: Nothing, you are probably dead.
43. You know my friends through me, and then you play better than me. In my eyes, this is the poacher.
No matter who left you, don't forget that you could have lived alone.
45. What a fart to wake the dreamer, the old woman's sin, sin.
46. I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.
47. Beauty, don't look a little ugly, in fact, I am down to earth.
48. I heard it rained in your city. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If you do this, the rain will be in vain.
49. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.
50, go after it if you like, no matter whether someone has a boyfriend or not, the team has a goalkeeper. I thought the ball was still there!
5 1, what I want is not that I love you, I support you, but that I am old and have you.
52. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.
53. Some people profess loudly, while others care secretly. There are thousands of ways to love in Qian Qian, and only time can test them.
54. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
55. Everything is so lost without you. I broke up. What else can I say?
56. I was pleasantly surprised when you called me back, but it was a pity that I clicked on it but it was an automatic reply.
57. It's good to be a star. Don't catch your husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.
Maybe you are not the only reason why I smile, but you must be my favorite person.
59. liking someone is a feeling, but not liking someone is a fact. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable.
60. A coward is afraid of happiness. Even touching cotton will hurt him, and he will even be hurt by happiness.
6 1, women's tears are all water from the brain. When the water is dry, it will gradually become mature and smart.
When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are.
63. No one understands the sadness of cactus: defending oneself from others.
64. If you can't be the master of your thoughts, you will be the slave of your emotions.
65. Yi Shu: A good woman is a woman who is neither arrogant nor impetuous, and is diligent and studious.
66. People who make you sick can't give you medicine, and people who give you medicine can't bear to make you sick.
67. Love has no uniform retail price, sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is hard to buy.
68. Many things are actually well known to everyone, but smart people know to hold back.
69. I killed Baidu because it knew too much.
70. What I want is far away, and what I imagine is beautiful. What I saw was cruel.
7 1, even the best chain can't tie a running dog. Anyone who wants to leave is begging for a word.
72. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
73. Time goes by slowly, but why is the wound getting deeper and deeper?
74. For a possessive person, apart from absolute possession, it is parting ways.
75. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.
I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?
77. Don't believe in waiting, because it takes you a lot of time to see all the faces clearly.
78. The most painful thing in life is not where you are going, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and I am still studying.
79. He knows that you are reluctant to leave, so he hurts recklessly.
80. Now many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.
8 1, after the pain, you won't feel pain, and some will just be a cold heart.
82. Now I know that friends are like RMB, both real and fake. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.
83. Sometimes, it's better to turn around and leave than to pretend nothing has happened.
84. Perseverance is the main factor of success. As long as you knock on the door long enough and loud enough, you will eventually wake people up.
85. Parent-teacher conferences are essentially the same as mistresses, aiming at destroying family harmony.
86, heartless, but also need to have a heart and lung, and then be hurt heartless, that process is called heartbreak.
87. Don't turn the page you can't turn over. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.
88. There are as many disasters in life as there are gloom in the heart. How much light there is in the heart, how much luck there is in life.
If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.
90. Only people you like will become speechless. I don't want to say a word when I meet someone I don't like.
9 1, the inspection ship overturned and sublimated into a luxury ship that failed the main body.
92. Create a group for those friends who use iphone online, and you won't have to find so much trouble to borrow money in the future.
Among the easiest things in the world, procrastination is the least laborious.
94. Don't complain behind my back. Come out and kill me if you're not happy.
95. It is those sad and gloomy days that urge you to grow up, not the sunny days.
96. Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.
97. In this world, don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.
98. If, I say if, I leave, will you come to me in tears and desperate?
99. There is no desperate situation in the world, only people who are desperate for their own situation.
100, when the shoulder to lean on is no longer, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.
10 1. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
102, I can be kinder than a good person, or I can be more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.
103, when you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.
104, the boat of friendship capsizes when it says, and the boat of love sinks when it says. Only canoes in single dog can stand.
105, how can we keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.
106. Why do you have pebbles in your hand? Because it has no edges and corners.
107, I love you. It has nothing to do with money, time, fame and fortune. I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
108, there is no despair in the world, only desperate people.
109, sometimes, after being disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom instead. The name of that flower is, it doesn't matter.
1 10, eating food is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.
1 1 1, people are changing, but some people choose to change their lives, while others choose to change their lives.
Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.
1 13, I slowly realized that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded.
1 14. Later, I finally understood that some people really won't think of you if you don't take the initiative to contact.
1 15, I'm not afraid to be enemies with the whole world. I'm afraid you are not on my side.
1 16, I really want to abolish you, because I want to take care of you all my life.
1 17, if I'm not brave, maybe we can't even be friends.
1 18, the lies on the road of growing up make people's hearts twisted like knotted braids and slowly stay in their memories.
1 19 So we are the humblest? A sentient person, but their feelings are hard to see.
120, my world is very simple, one is the person I love and the other is the person who loves me.
12 1. Success requires cost, and time is also a cost. Cherishing time means saving costs.
122, no horror film can compare with the class teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.
123, I can touch my stomach with my backhand, put a toothpick on my collarbone, put my hair on my eyelashes and blow in my dimples.
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