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On Li Bai's funny poems

1. Li Bai's funny poem Li Bai's super funny ancient poem Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. {Reward Li Bai}-Wang Bai doesn't give money by boat, which makes Wang Lun very busy.

Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money.

Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms? Li Bai was very embarrassed to hear this, and replied: The scenery was gone in those days, and poor lakes and mountains ran around. Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: people's poems are full of thunder, and the world is always at his feet. Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses! Li Bai, embarrassed in face, could only humbly answer: Thunder blew the sound of no rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea. Wang Lun was unhappy when he saw Li Bai pretending to be pathetic: he knew bad karma, and he was a citizen, but you drank all day.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry. Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn.

It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. The ass is slapped, the legs are lifted, and Wang Lun has three meals! Li Bai's hilarious ancient poem Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

{Reward Li Bai}-Wang Bai doesn't give money by boat, which makes Wang Lun very busy. Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money. Instead of asking CenDan for help, you came to me for alms? Li Bai was very embarrassed to hear this, and replied: The scenery was gone in those days, and poor lakes and mountains ran around.

Since ancient times, poets have struggled for money, and it is difficult for heroes to make a penny. Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face: people's poems are full of thunder, and the world is always at his feet.

Don't be poor and poor, thin camels are bigger than horses! Li Bai, embarrassed in face, could only humbly answer: Thunder blew the sound of no rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years. It is better to stay away from the water dragon king after a long drought in the East China Sea.

Wang Lun was unhappy when he saw Li Bai pretending to be pathetic: he knew bad karma, and he was a citizen, but you drank all day. No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai looked at Wang Lun and got angry.

XX is full of light. I have a fever all over my head

With such a bright line at the foot of my bed on a quiet night, Li Bai opened the window. My teeth fell out when I met X-rays. "Wochun" and "I am stupid" heard the flowers in the dark. I have no education and my IQ is very low. If you ask me who I am, I can easily find Chun Lv. A big donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, and the shore is dark green. I am a stupid donkey.

Li Bai was just about to leave when he heard a farewell song from the shore. Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love.

Reward Li Bai "-Wang Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept me busy in Wang Lun. Scold at the edge of Taohuatan, and play (play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Brothels are paired and brightly lit until dawn. It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. The ass is slapped, the legs are lifted, and Wang Lun has three meals! The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and grandma is cooking chicken soup. Put some rat poison and everyone will die! There are two poems in Du Fu's Visitors, which actually describe the bride's confession to the groom on their wedding night: My road is full of petals-I swept it for others and my thatched door was closed-but now it's open for you.

Li Bai was kicked off the boat without paying. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

A limerick: Lorentz gives an electronic magnetic field, and Lorentz force does no work. I have never regretted it for thousands of years, and I don't care if it works.

(1) Xiao Chun, Xiao Chun, sleeps all the time. Mosquito bites are everywhere, and I don't know how many people died overnight. (2) Xiao Chun, the second generation of Xiaochun, slept all day, and mosquitoes bit dichlorvos at night. I don't know how many people died.

Don't wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere, and bear comes to see where you are going at night. Looking at Lushan Waterfall, incense burners make cigarettes, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant. His mouth is watering 3 thousands of feet, and he has no money when he touches his pocket. Thinking about the moonlight in front of the window in the quiet night, Li Bai slept soundly. When he encountered the X-ray, his teeth were gone. If he wants to eat fish fillets, he will put a layer of oil on it. If Li Bai doesn't give money, the fisherman will kick him off the boat. Li Bai was not the only one who died in the Peach Blossom Pond in thousands of feet.

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2. Curse Li Bai's poem 1. The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup.

Strange poems scold Li Bai

I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

2. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

4. Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I can't see the future work prospects. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

6. There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

7. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

8. My mouth is watering, and I have no money when I touch my pocket.

9. Purple smoke rises in the sunshine stove, and the distant mutton string hangs in front of you.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

10. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere.

1 1. Come at night, Bear, and see where you are going!

12. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

3. Li Bai's funny poem Li Bai was in close contact with the Internet for the first time.

Li Bai has been talking about him from top to bottom since he finished "Into the Wine", saying that he is a good drinker and his heart is inevitably depressed, so he took a few days off and wanted to find some friends to catch up.

On this day, Li Bai called Wang Wei and asked him to go fishing, but somehow, the line was busy five or six times. Li Bai is a hothead. He immediately called a tricycle to Wang Wei's house and went straight to Wang Wei's study. Let's go fishing. Now the fish is fat! He pulled Wang Wei out, but Wang Wei stood still: "No, I'm not going ..." Li Bai couldn't help wondering why Wang Wei liked fishing best on weekdays. Today ... Li Bai raised his hand to touch Wang Wei's forehead, and Wang Wei fended off: "Stop touching, I'm not sick. I am surfing the Internet. " "surfing the internet? You surf the internet, too No wonder you refuse to go out to play like that old boys Du Fu. Is surfing the Internet really that attractive? " "Of course!" I saw that Wang Wei's face was full of excitement. "You can do anything online, watch the news, write articles, chat … you can do anything you want." .

Li Bai is very talented and clever. He went to Chaomenwai Bookstore and bought a copy of How to Be a Networm. It took only one day to understand all the online skills in the book. As a result, dial-up internet access.

Li Bai took an "absolutely black" screen name and entered the chat room in the prosperous Tang Dynasty introduced by Wang Wei. Wow! There are many beautiful girls, such as Maiden, Lonely Mins and I am a Cloud ... Li Bai was overjoyed and found a beautiful girl to chat with "I am a cloud". Look at the cultural temperament of this name.

"I'm Yun, how are you?"

"Wow, absolutely black, your name is so cool:)"

"I'm not generous, or a girl, your name is good, how educated, how have temperament. My girl must be a Confucian? "

"Yes, does Li Bai know?"

"Li Bai? Of course I know. "

"He is my brother."

"What ... Li Bai is your brother? ! "

"Surprise is not, in fact, I helped him write a lot of poems, just like recently, I just helped my brother write" Into the Wine ". To tell the truth, my brother can't write poetry at all, but he can drink ... "

" # % $& amp； % nonsense! I am Li Bai! "

"Haha, you are Li Bai, then I really am Li Bai's sister."

"You you you ..."

"Alas, have no interest at all, let me pretend to be a lady for a long time. I won't talk to you, go to hell, idiot! "

In a rage, Li Bai left the chat room and went to the online forum, hoping to learn literary skills from netizens. When I opened the webpage, I found many articles with the same name as my own poems. The authors are all called "second only to Bai", and I think this person must admire himself very much, so even the name is "second only to Bai"-second only to Li Bai, and I also wrote a poem with the same name by imitating myself. For his sincerity, let's look at how his poems are written and give some suggestions. So I ordered "Looking at Lushan Waterfall" and opened it carefully. I couldn't help but faint: the sun was purple and I dreamed that the girl was in front. The droplets went straight down to thousands of feet for three days, and it was suspected that Chang 'e had fallen for nine days.

That's all, that's all. Li Bai thinks he'd better watch the news. So I went to the famous news website-Datang News Express. So, poor Li Bai fainted for the second time today.

Recent news:

1. Li Bai was demoted as a civilian by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty for drinking.

After Li Bai was demoted, he was detained by Cai's street police station for drinking and making trouble today.

There is another reason why Li Bai was demoted. According to Gao Lishi, Li Bai had an affair with Yang Guifei.

Today, Li Bai's mansion was raided by Datang Anti-Corruption Bureau. According to reliable sources, the source of Li Baijia's huge property is unknown.

Related reports:

1. Li Bai likes to drink old alcoholic liquor every day.

According to statistics, Li Bai and Yang Guifei met alone 17 times.

It is reported that Li Bai has an illegitimate daughter and sister. Please see Bai's father's extramarital affairs for details.

From then on, Li Bai vowed never to surf the Internet again.

4. Li Bai and Du Fu's funny poems are full of purple smoke in Rizhao incense burner, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

M M on the internet used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

5. Li Bai's poem, funny version Li Bai: Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore.

Even if the Peach Blossom Pond is deep, it is not as deep as Wang Lun's sending away my love. Wang Lun returned Li Bai: Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which kept Wang Lun busy.

Scold at the Peach Blossom Pond and play (or play) without paying the bill! It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look: There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout. Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more tolls? Wang Lun replied: I heard that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW's vibrating ball has also been exchanged for money.

No matter what you say, you must pay back the money today! Li Bai was angry when he saw that Wang Lun couldn't speak. Brothels were paired and lanterns were lit until dawn. It's always my treat Where can I see Wang Lun? Wang Lun was even more unhappy to see Li Bai's death: it was really too white and immoral. I eat and live, and I go to the theatre. Ass was slapped, legs were lifted, and Wang Lun had three meals.

6. This is just an interesting poem. There should be more about Li Bai and other things. It should be super funny. Did Li Bai come into close contact with the Internet for the first time?

On this day, Li Bai called Wang Wei to ask him to go fishing, but somehow the line was busy five or six times. Li Bai is a hothead. He immediately called a tricycle to Wang Wei's house and went straight to Wang Wei's study. Let's go fishing. Now the fish is fat! He pulled Wang Wei out, but Wang Wei stood still: "No, I'm not going ..." Li Bai couldn't help wondering why Wang Wei liked fishing best on weekdays. Today ... Li Bai raised his hand to touch Wang Wei's forehead, and Wang Wei fended off: "Stop touching, I'm not sick. I am surfing the Internet. " "surfing the internet? You surf the internet, too No wonder you refuse to go out to play like that old boys Du Fu. Is surfing the Internet really that attractive? " "Of course!" I saw that Wang Wei's face was full of excitement. "You can do anything online, watch the news, write articles, chat … you can do anything you want." .

"I'm Yun, how are you?"

"Wow, absolutely black, your name is so cool:)"

"I'm not generous, or a girl, your name is good, how educated, how have temperament. My girl must be a Confucian? "

"Yes, does Li Bai know?"

"Li Bai? Of course I know. "

"He is my brother."

"What ... Li Bai is your brother? ! "

" # % $& amp； % nonsense! I am Li Bai! "

"Haha, you are Li Bai, then I really am Li Bai's sister."

"You you you ..."

"Alas, have no interest at all, let me pretend to be a lady for a long time. I won't talk to you, go to hell, idiot! "

That's all, that's all. Li Bai thinks he'd better watch the news. So I went to the famous news website-Datang News Express. So, poor Li Bai fainted for the second time today.